TMI Challenge
Posted by KissMeKate on Dec 05, 2008 · Member since Aug 2007 · 7322 posts
So we always say that there is no such thing as TMI on vegweb.
I dare someone to come up with something that is, in fact, TMI for this forum.
My bets are on lubi or CK ftw.
The winner gets a box of prizes from KMK. F'reals.
Extra points for humor and/or sex.
At the next meetup, we'll get a huge group of vwbers together to pee and poop and do all kindsa crazy stuff on jess!
If she's on her rag, maybe we can engage in some period sexin' too!
I've never been with anyone who liked weird shit. Maybe I should have gotten around more before I found the guy I want to stay with?! I don't have any funny sex stories. :'( How boring.
don't feel bad, I don't have any fun stories either....
but I guess I don't think period sex is all that weird...
If she's on her rag, maybe we can engage in some period sexin' too!
Oh. I was already planning on bringing some period blood.
If she's on her rag, maybe we can engage in some period sexin' too!
Oh. I was already planning on bringing some period blood.
HOT! I've been dying to earn my red wings!!
I've never been with anyone who liked weird shit. Maybe I should have gotten around more before I found the guy I want to stay with?! I don't have any funny sex stories. :'( How boring.
Don't worry, baby. I'll pee on you. You can thank me later
At the next meetup, we'll get a huge group of vwbers together to pee and poop and do all kindsa crazy stuff on jess!
Yessssssssss.
http://hatiwanita.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/happy-and-excited.jpeg
http://hatiwanita.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/happy-and-excited.jpeg
This picture freaks me out a little because my sister went to the Folsom Street fair in San Francisco, which is basically a street festival for BDSM. I mean, you see dudes in leather everywhere, you can pay to get whipped/beaten or watch people who paid get whipped and beaten, and everything in between. Anyway, she was sending me pics of this dude who had a sign that said 'HUMAN URINAL' around his neck and people were whipping out their junk and peeing on him. One picture she sent me, he was definitely in the same pose as that cartoon girl in this photo above with at least 3 streams of pee hitting his body from every angle.
http://hatiwanita.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/happy-and-excited.jpeg
This picture freaks me out a little because my sister went to the Folsom Street fair in San Francisco, which is basically a street festival for BDSM. I mean, you see dudes in leather everywhere, you can pay to get whipped/beaten or watch people who paid get whipped and beaten, and everything in between. Anyway, she was sending me pics of this dude who had a sign that said 'HUMAN URINAL' around his neck and people were whipping out their junk and peeing on him. One picture she sent me, he was definitely in the same pose as that cartoon girl in this photo above with at least 3 streams of pee hitting his body from every angle.
WHAT A COINCIDENCE!!!! I got that picture to remember my trip to the street fair. That was the highlight of the trip.
This picture freaks me out a little because my sister went to the Folsom Street fair in San Francisco, which is basically a street festival for BDSM. I mean, you see dudes in leather everywhere, you can pay to get whipped/beaten or watch people who paid get whipped and beaten, and everything in between. Anyway, she was sending me pics of this dude who had a sign that said 'HUMAN URINAL' around his neck and people were whipping out their junk and peeing on him. One picture she sent me, he was definitely in the same pose as that cartoon girl in this photo above with at least 3 streams of pee hitting his body from every angle.
That is amazing.
SB, I can throw a clot your way
I have a friend whose entire porn collection is big soapy titties and videos of chicks wetting their pants.
Ah, on the TMI front, I just had surgery for bands of scar tissue forming where my uterus used to sit and twisting a section of my colon into a pretzel. :P
At the next meetup, we'll get a huge group of vwbers together to pee and poop and do all kindsa crazy stuff on jess!
why do you think all the NZ vegwebbers are meeting up this weekend. Only to pee on each other.
OK maybe not.
My ex pissed herself on purpose. TMI?
My ex pissed herself on purpose. TMI?
Would be better if it were you, and you did it frequently because you quite enjoyed it.
oh shit, I have to stay on top of this thread. good work sb. and in terms of morning wood pissing, my understanding of it is from my bf, who pretty much has to pee to make it go down. i thought that was odd.
I am new here, and usually just come on for the recipe's. Today I thought "Hey, maybe I'll check out a forum". My morbid curiosity made me pick this one, and I just have to say, thanks, I went into silent suppressed laughter mode and everyone in my office thinks I am crazy. :D
Here is my little contribution:
When I was a teenager my new boyfriend came down to the shore with my family, where we stayed in a camper. The bathroom didn't have a trashcan, it was too small, so if you had a pad or tampon to throw away, you had to set it on the sink and take it when you left. My mom did so, and hopped in the shower. She then left the bathroom, forgetting it was there. New boyfriend takes his turn in the bathroom, and the pad....... falls........... in......... the..... shower. And then it opened...... Yeah, all we heard was a blood curdling scream from the bathroom, and then we got to watch the horror spread across my mom's face as realization set in. Priceless.
Great first post.
Thanks! I am testing the waters, I posted on a few other threads. Have to be careful how much I say though, as dear old dad also frequents vegweb for the recipes, and who knows if he dabbles in the "adult" themed forums.... dad's have secrets too, LOL!!
My stomach is upset today. I am also cleaning. I threw up, but I was leaning over at the time, so I puked through my nose.
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