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another ridiculous anti vegan website

my favorite part about this one though is that they continue to use the phrase "blow your guts out" when referring to the effects of being vegan.

this sentence is actually bolded closer to the bottom of the page... "The result of their spreading myths, distortions and lies about healthy eating has lead to a dramatic surge in obesity, diabetes, heart disease and cancer that is not found in low-carbohydrate, high-fat, meat-eating societies."

Theres also a link to a website called  "Vegetarians develop high cholesterol and can't correct it.", but the link just takes you to dr. weils website, and i think hes a little bit smarter than that.

anyways.  i found this site incredibly funny, disturbing and i'm hoping fake and thought maybe you'd like to have a chuckle as well.

http://www.biblelife.org/vegan_debate.htm

BLOW YOUR GUTS OUT?

Sigh...one of the biggest problems in the entire world is CONSTIPATION ladies and gentlemen!!!!

A healthy one, two...six a day is a GOOD thing. Stale turds rot your guts and lead to diverticulitis (small pocket herniations in the colon), colonic polyps and the big "CC" colon cancer.  Keeping things moving is important.  Why do you think that so many people take Metamucil?  Moving dead flesh through living flesh is about like rubbing a balloon on the wall...it sorta sticks until it doesn't anymore. 

All I can say is, if you have gone vegan and you've GONE vegan you are probably doing something right.

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Why do you think that so many people take Metamucil?  something right.

cause they don't know what fruits and veggies are!!  ;)

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Why do you think that so many people take Metamucil?

As a kid (9-10yrs old)I had a friend whose parents got fast food almost every night for dinner.  I remember commenting about it to my mom...kinda like, "why don't we do that?"  And I seriously remember her saying, "Because I don't want you to be like Christina.  I don't want to feed you metamucil so you can go to the bathroom."  Seriously, a 9 year old on Metamucil!  :o

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i've had several kids at camp over the years taking laxitives, fiber, etc to poo. one girl drank a shot of mineral oil every day! just to poo!

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one girl drank a shot of mineral oil every day! just to poo!

All I have to say is GRODY!  That is gross to me.  From nothing more than a "taste" standpoint...don't you think eating an apple everyday tastes better than mineral oil everyday?  Why? I ask! Why??

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"The vegan diet wipes out the hormonal system in males. Their testosterone level plunges. The sperm count plunges, and the can't get it up, erectile dysfunction (ED). They become impotent sissies. This is the reason vegan males become submissive to females and become homosexual. They can be seen carrying peace signs in demonstrations and are ready to surrender. The fact that the vegan diet makes humans less fertile proves humans did not evolve as vegetarians."

The amount of cultural baggage in this statement is probably exactly proportional to the amount of s**t in the author's allegedly clean and healthy colon.

so true. this site is a ridiculous joke.

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i've had several kids at camp over the years taking laxitives, fiber, etc to poo. one girl drank a shot of mineral oil every day! just to poo!

Not just kids do that...my maternal grandmother drinks mineral oil, takes laxatives and eats peaches by the truckload to go.  All started on the advice of a quack doctor.

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My DH started taking a spoonful of olive oil before breakfast to help arthritis pain (dr's advice)...he was constipated due to his high-stress job and that seemed to help.
Now that he's retired (YAAAAY! I'm still not over that!) he's discovered that the oil is too much! So (hang onto yourselves!) he is learning some of my gentle yoga exercises to help with the joint pain.

We'll have him munching on rabbit food and seitan yet... ;)

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We'll have him munching on rabbit food and seitan yet... ;)

wa ha ha!! not having that high stress job is going to do wonders for his health anyways.

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UNREAL!!! that's so bad...

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Has anybody on that website ever heard of scurvey?  Is is the disease that humans get from not eating any fruits and veggies: from lack of vitamin C.  Interesting fact that the author didn't mention is that a carnivor's body can produce it's own vitamin C, herbivors need to get it from their diet.  And herbavors can produce their own cholesterol and taurine (as humans also can) but carnivors must get these nutrients from their diet.  I noticed that that little interesting fact isn't mentioned.

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total bull

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eeek, I wish there was a "report to admin" or "report abuse" button at the bottom of my page...

I find it interesting that they proudly linked to a report the "Fat children will be the norm within the decade;" an article that outlines the impending health epidemic that this will cause.

at least we know the guy and his minions won't be around too long...

oooo... let's stick him in one of the veg*n old folk's homes from the other thread ;D

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What a load of bullSh*t that was! I think this guy has four pounds of meat stuffed in his brain...

At least we as a group can laugh at this person outrageous level of ignorance!

I don't think he has anything serving as a brain. . . .

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http://www.hatersgoingtohate.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/haters-gonna-hate-cat.jpg

Or should I say, morons gonna be morons.

This stuff doesn't even dignify a reply. I mean, LOL, they even referenced themselves in a list of helpful links. xDDDD

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I must sadly admit I tried a very similar diet ( http://www.healingnaturallybybee.com/ ) thinking it would cure my intestinal issues (parasitic and yeast overgrowth causing colitis). So I can say from experience I felt terrible...no energy and depressed. Only drugs followed by probiotics cleared it up, and going mostly vegan has drastically improved my heath.

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See? See? The Vegweb Knights of the Fucked-Up Colon agree! 

Just repeat...

Veg*n Nomz Make me Hate the Bathroom Less!

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Just the head line made me laugh.  Vegan vs high protein?  Vegans that eat correctly (mostly plant based food, not processed crap) are getting more protein than the typical meat eater.  100 calories of romaine lettuce has DOUBLE the amount of protein as 100 calories of beef. 
People make these sites to make themselves FEEL BETTER about what they know is wrong.  I love the statistics.  Where exactly did they get 80 percent of vegetarians have these heath problems? 

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The first thing I read was the stuff about increased risks for various disease so copy and pasted the diseases into google since I've never heard of them, added the word vegetarian, and then exclusively found stuff about how people treated the disease with a vegetarian diet and have been getting better since... Haha. 

I was laughing while reading the site and then I got to the part where it says vegan dudes have erectile dysfunction and that pissed me off, I hope there aren't any people dumb enough to believe this shit...  I may not have enough stamina to prove them all wrong.

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I think this is like "The Onion" for omnis.

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