Posted by underSARAH on Oct 03, 2010 · Member since Jan 2008 · 6499 posts
Favorite one broke
lakwejsdflkawjelskdjtgawlkrsjtdgerd bummed. Going to cry.
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Posted by underSARAH on Oct 13, 2010 · Member since Jan 2008 · 6499 posts
I feel like a creep posting on this 3 times in a row... BUT I went to a sex store alone. It was weird, there were creepy guys there. I bought a 40 dollar rabbit and its half broke already and you obvs can't return those. I AM NOT AMUSED BY THIS. But I got bondange tape. Everyone buy bondage tape. I don't care if you won't use it for that. BUY IT IT IS FUN
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Posted by Cherizac on Oct 13, 2010 · Member since May 2010 · 80 posts
At 49 years of age, and married, I'm still way too much of a wuss to go to an adult store; I buy everything online.
Intrigued by the possibilities of bondage tape though...
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Posted by Please Delete T... on Oct 14, 2010 · Member since Jul 2010 · 479 posts
It was an interesting day yesterday. I learned a great lesson. Never have sex right after chopping jalapenos for guacamole... IT FREAKING BUUURNS INAPPROPRIATE PLACES!!! The antidote that worked after about 10 minutes? A very, very cold water bottle. ^-^
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Posted by Evergreen on Oct 17, 2010 · Member since Nov 2006 · 582 posts
Bondage tape? Intrigued...
I just thought that was the one useful thing to do with men's dress ties.
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Posted by underSARAH on Oct 17, 2010 · Member since Jan 2008 · 6499 posts
Its tape that isn't sticky. It only stick to itself. Pretty exciting.
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Posted by faunablues on Oct 18, 2010 · Member since Aug 2003 · 9655 posts
i have that stuff, but hardly use it. i guess i'm too vanilla.
it seems like it would be really useful for other things, like covering large bandages or making a weird mummy costume.
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Posted by Please Delete T... on Oct 19, 2010 · Member since Jul 2010 · 479 posts
Hubby and I just bought KY Yours and Mine.
ONE WORD:
AMAZING!!!!!!!!!
GO BUY IT. NOW! ;)b
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Posted by underSARAH on Oct 19, 2010 · Member since Jan 2008 · 6499 posts
I made a cast type thing for my wrist with bondage tape because I hurt it. It worked really good. Haha
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Posted by faunablues on Oct 20, 2010 · Member since Aug 2003 · 9655 posts
did anyone ask what it was? :[
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Posted by theodamus on Oct 21, 2010 · Member since Oct 2008 · 2960 posts
It was an interesting day yesterday. I learned a great lesson. Never have sex right after chopping jalapenos for guacamole... IT FREAKING BUUURNS INAPPROPRIATE PLACES!!! The antidote that worked after about 10 minutes? A very, very cold water bottle. ^-^
Oh my god I too have experienced this. Hazard of being a sexy vegan cook I suppose! Holy crappy OUCH!
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Posted by brittanihill on Nov 21, 2010 · Member since Apr 2010 · 50 posts
i want the soraya! its from lelo and its a luxury toy... it looks really awesome...
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Posted by Please Delete T... on Nov 24, 2010 · Member since Jul 2010 · 479 posts
It was an interesting day yesterday. I learned a great lesson. Never have sex right after chopping jalapenos for guacamole... IT FREAKING BUUURNS INAPPROPRIATE PLACES!!! The antidote that worked after about 10 minutes? A very, very cold water bottle. ^-^
Oh my god I too have experienced this. Hazard of being a sexy vegan cook I suppose! Holy crappy OUCH!
Haha! Yay! I'm not the only one! :> We're awesome.
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Posted by Cherizac on Nov 24, 2010 · Member since May 2010 · 80 posts
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Posted by Shawn Micheal on Nov 30, 2010 · Member since Nov 2010 · 4 posts
the toy i need to play with is a girl . . . lolx
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Posted by underSARAH on May 21, 2011 · Member since Jan 2008 · 6499 posts
Preston and I just got a sweet strap on harness thing and a penis-y thingy for it. yup.
And a vegan paddle!
partyon.xoxxx
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Posted by ska1234 on May 21, 2011 · Member since Nov 2009 · 679 posts
:)>>> :D
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Posted by Heliamphora on May 22, 2011 · Member since Oct 2006 · 4798 posts
Juxtaposition fail - as I was reading the Fleshlight comments, my eyes wandered to the recipe photos -
http://www.fleshlight.com/alien/
yep its real.
Favorite one broke
lakwejsdflkawjelskdjtgawlkrsjtdgerd
bummed. Going to cry.
I feel like a creep posting on this 3 times in a row... BUT
I went to a sex store alone. It was weird, there were creepy guys there.
I bought a 40 dollar rabbit and its half broke already and you obvs can't return those. I AM NOT AMUSED BY THIS.
But I got bondange tape. Everyone buy bondage tape. I don't care if you won't use it for that. BUY IT IT IS FUN
At 49 years of age, and married, I'm still way too much of a wuss to go to an adult store; I buy everything online.
Intrigued by the possibilities of bondage tape though...
It was an interesting day yesterday. I learned a great lesson. Never have sex right after chopping jalapenos for guacamole... IT FREAKING BUUURNS INAPPROPRIATE PLACES!!! The antidote that worked after about 10 minutes? A very, very cold water bottle. ^-^
Bondage tape? Intrigued...
I just thought that was the one useful thing to do with men's dress ties.
Its tape that isn't sticky. It only stick to itself. Pretty exciting.
i have that stuff, but hardly use it. i guess i'm too vanilla.
it seems like it would be really useful for other things, like covering large bandages or making a weird mummy costume.
Hubby and I just bought KY Yours and Mine.
ONE WORD:
AMAZING!!!!!!!!!
GO BUY IT. NOW! ;)b
I made a cast type thing for my wrist with bondage tape because I hurt it. It worked really good. Haha
did anyone ask what it was? :[
It was an interesting day yesterday. I learned a great lesson. Never have sex right after chopping jalapenos for guacamole... IT FREAKING BUUURNS INAPPROPRIATE PLACES!!! The antidote that worked after about 10 minutes? A very, very cold water bottle. ^-^
Oh my god I too have experienced this. Hazard of being a sexy vegan cook I suppose! Holy crappy OUCH!
i want the soraya! its from lelo and its a luxury toy... it looks really awesome...
It was an interesting day yesterday. I learned a great lesson. Never have sex right after chopping jalapenos for guacamole... IT FREAKING BUUURNS INAPPROPRIATE PLACES!!! The antidote that worked after about 10 minutes? A very, very cold water bottle. ^-^
Oh my god I too have experienced this. Hazard of being a sexy vegan cook I suppose! Holy crappy OUCH!
Haha! Yay! I'm not the only one! :> We're awesome.
the toy i need to play with is a girl . . . lolx
Preston and I just got a sweet strap on harness thing and a penis-y thingy for it.
yup.
And a vegan paddle!
partyon.xoxxx
:)>>> :D
Have much fun you sexy peoples ;)b
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