I like my cake like I like my men, (or women).......
Posted by babysgotsauce on May 04, 2010 · Member since Apr 2008 · 1035 posts
I like cake like I like my men; big, dark, and rich
I like my tofu like I like my men; hunk-ey(as in big hunks of it,), spicy, and hot
I think these are funny, and when I'm driving I try to think of new ones, anyone else?
I like my women like I like my loo roll: soft but strong.
I like my men like I like the rocks I climb: old, hard, and makes me grunt and sweaty.
yes, "old!" awesome!
I like my summer like I like my men: Hot, Humid, and Long-Lasting
Move to E/Central TX for all the "men" of your dreams.
I like my men like I like the rocks I climb: old, hard, and makes me grunt and sweaty.
yes, "old!" awesome!
I like my summer like I like my men: Hot, Humid, and Long-Lasting
Move to E/Central TX for all the "men" of your dreams.
yes, "they" sound dreamy
I like my women like I like my ocean: Huge, salty and wet.
I like my women like I like my trees: Tall, shady and with bark all over.
I like my women like I like my beer: ICE COLD
I like my women like I like my beer: ICE COLD
A+
I like my women like I like my beer: ICE COLD
A+
then you boys would love me ;)
I like my women like I like my summer 2010 diet: RAW
I like my men like I like my cream: WHIPPED
I like my men like I like a shishkabob: with a spear in his a$$ up through is head and cooked alive until blackened
Oh, sorry, I kind of got turned off on men when I had my "best friend" stab me in the back, so now I guess I have nothing to say good about them. Considering it has been over two years since I have had sex, and have lost any and all desire for it, I find this forum interesting, as I rememember doing a lot of the stuff you guys talk about, and I can't believe that I used to do that Sh&t. Worry about pleasing a man? Why bother, he will just run when he knocks you up anyway, and then deny he is the father when you go after him for child support. They don't put the effort into us women, or our children (and their children) so why should we put any effort into their lazy dead beat a$$es?
I like my men like I like my cream: WHIPPED
I like my men like I like a shishkabob: with a spear in his a$$ up through is head and cooked alive until blackened
Oh, sorry, I kind of got turned off on men when I had my "best friend" stab me in the back, so now I guess I have nothing to say good about them. Considering it has been over two years since I have had sex, and have lost any and all desire for it, I find this forum interesting, as I rememember doing a lot of the stuff you guys talk about, and I can't believe that I used to do that Sh&t. Worry about pleasing a man? Why bother, he will just run when he knocks you up anyway, and then deny he is the father when you go after him for child support. They don't put the effort into us women, or our children (and their children) so why should we put any effort into their lazy dead beat a$$es?
That's a spectacular thread derail.
I like my men like I like my cream: WHIPPED
I like my men like I like a shishkabob: with a spear in his a$$ up through is head and cooked alive until blackened
Oh, sorry, I kind of got turned off on men when I had my "best friend" stab me in the back, so now I guess I have nothing to say good about them. Considering it has been over two years since I have had sex, and have lost any and all desire for it, I find this forum interesting, as I rememember doing a lot of the stuff you guys talk about, and I can't believe that I used to do that Sh&t. Worry about pleasing a man? Why bother, he will just run when he knocks you up anyway, and then deny he is the father when you go after him for child support. They don't put the effort into us women, or our children (and their children) so why should we put any effort into their lazy dead beat a$$es?
TAKING HOLDING A GRUDGE TO A WHOLE NEW LEVEL.
I seriously can't believe you're still talking about this.
I like my men like my father: loving, attentive, hard working and smart.
TAKING HOLDING A GRUDGE TO A WHOLE NEW LEVEL.
I seriously can't believe you're still talking about this.
She likes her internet drama like she likes her coffee: BITTER.
I like my men like I don't like this thread anymore: RUINED
TAKING HOLDING A GRUDGE TO A WHOLE NEW LEVEL.
I seriously can't believe you're still talking about this.
She likes her internet drama like she likes her coffee: BITTER.
She likes her internet drama like she likes her pictionary games: DRAWN OUT
She likes her internet drama like she likes her Adam Sandler movies: BRINGING THE LULZ
LOL, what happend over here????
Lets get back on track .....
I like my men like I like my criminals: naughty, behind bars, and in handcuffs
oh and for SecondBase...
I like my men like I like my Adam Sandler: in sweatpants and only entertaining for a minute at best
I like my men like I like a good long bike ride: soreness inducing.
I like my trysts (shut up it totally counts) like I like my stun guns: sudden, shocking, and sometimes illegal. >:D
I like my women like I like my county fairs : with prize winning melons.
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