I like my cake like I like my men, (or women).......
Posted by babysgotsauce on May 04, 2010 · Member since Apr 2008 · 1035 posts
I like cake like I like my men; big, dark, and rich
I like my tofu like I like my men; hunk-ey(as in big hunks of it,), spicy, and hot
I think these are funny, and when I'm driving I try to think of new ones, anyone else?
I think they're funnier when they don't make any sense. :(
FUCKING AGREED, SECONDED, HEAR HEARED, AND WHATNOT.
I like my women like I like my records: WITH AT LEAST ONE HOLE IN THEM AND THEY DON'T MIND IT WHEN YOU PUT YOUR NEEDLE ON THEM TO MAKE THEM PLAY.
I like my women like I like my curry: MAKIN' ME SWEAT
I like my men like I like my Diet Coke: assaulting my insides and making me burp.
I like women like I like my music: ANGRY, FAST, AND AGGRESSIVE
I like women like I like my drinks: MIXED
I like women like I like epicac: PUKIN' ALL OVER YOUR ASS
ewwwwwwwwwwww, hairy
I like my men like I like my peaches: ripe, with cream, and maybe a little fuzz
oh yeah, hairy!
I like my men like I like my dogs: shaggy, wearing a leash, and eager to please
I like women like I like my drinks: MIXED
This one is probably the best in the entire thread.
I like my men like I like my refried beans: roled up in a tortilla and covered in hot sauce
I like my men like I like my rice: jasmine-scented
I like my men like I like my forests....with wood
I like my men like I like my hockey: grunting, with sticks and lasting for at least two hours
I like my men like I like my veggies: fresh, firm, and drizzled in oil
I like my men like I like my bread: baked *
*None of mine have been accurate. Except maybe that baseball one.
I like my women like I like my coffee......black and full of liqour
I like my women like I like my coffee....IRISH
I like my women like I like my country: Modern, with some traditional influences
I like my men like I like my freckles: brown and spotty
I like my men like I like my forests....with wood
Yes! Haha!
I like my men like I like my vibrator: without a voice, hates sports and doesn't care if i take a shower first
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