I like my cake like I like my men, (or women).......
Posted by babysgotsauce on May 04, 2010 · Member since Apr 2008 · 1035 posts
I like cake like I like my men; big, dark, and rich
I like my tofu like I like my men; hunk-ey(as in big hunks of it,), spicy, and hot
I think these are funny, and when I'm driving I try to think of new ones, anyone else?
I like my women like I like my donuts: HOT, GREASY AND COVERED IN SUGAR
I like my women like I like my brussell sprouts: I DON'T LIKE BRUSSELL SPROUTS
I like my cake like I like my women: NOT FAT
I like my men like cake, sweet and (apparently) fluffy.
I like my men like I like my rolled oats: soft, then firm. (too much?)
or
I like my men like I used to like my steak, rare and bloody
Ew. Wait. What?
haha!
this thread is the best ever. i just loled so much. now i've all of a sudden made myself really sad i'm not going to be on vw for a month.
where will you be?
I think this thread is even more hilarious because we know what your man looks like now! ;)
still workin on the rich part :)
SecondBase you are hilarious! The 18 year old one can't be beat!
Okay I like my men like I like my sandwhiches, stacked and thick!
I like my men like I like my peanut butter, thick and crunchy!
I like my men like I like my sundaes, sweet, covered in chocolate, and with a big banana
I like my men like I like my rolled oats: soft, then firm. (too much?)
or
I like my men like I used to like my steak, rare and bloody
Ew. Wait. What?
ah hahahahaha
I like my men like I like my rice; cajun, spicy, and dirty
I like my men like I like my sundaes, sweet, covered in chocolate, and with a big banana
;D
I like my women like I like my reality tv: TRASHY
You like women?
You like women?
Sure, a fag needs his hags y'know.
I like my men like I like my FYH Cheddar; nasty, sick, raunchy, and wrong
I like my men like I like my mexican food: GAS INDUCING
I like my men like I like my indian food, poop inducing
I like my men like I like my cake...coming in cups.
I like my men like I like my knives: SILVER AND SHARP
I like my men like I like my leftovers: IN A TUPPERWEAR CONTAINER
this thread is awesome. I especially like this one ^^
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