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I like my cake like I like my men, (or women).......

Posted by babysgotsauce on May 04, 2010 · Member since Apr 2008 · 1035 posts

I like cake like I like my men; big, dark, and rich

I like my tofu like I like my men; hunk-ey(as in big hunks of it,), spicy, and hot

I think these are funny, and when I'm driving I try to think of new ones, anyone else?

Posted by _algae_ on Aug 03, 2010 · Member since Aug 2006 · 2268 posts

I like my men like I like my menstrual products* : Environmentally-friendly, comfortable, flexible, and fitting nicely to the inner contours of my vagina.

*Diva Cup

heh.

right on, sister!

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Posted by Courth on Aug 03, 2010 · Member since Apr 2007 · 3362 posts

I like my men like I like my cookies: a little on the hot side and slightly doughy.

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Posted by irreverent on Aug 04, 2010 · Member since Mar 2010 · 457 posts

I like my men like I like my cat: fuzzy, warm and independent.

I like my women like I like my sheets: smooth, soft and smelling good.

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Posted by babysgotsauce on Aug 04, 2010 · Member since Apr 2008 · 1035 posts

I like my men like I like my compost: stinky, and great in the garden

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Posted by babysgotsauce on Aug 04, 2010 · Member since Apr 2008 · 1035 posts

I like my men like I like my mornings; lazy

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Posted by carrot_wench on Aug 05, 2010 · Member since Feb 2007 · 2080 posts

I like my men like I like my compost: stinky, and great in the garden

haw!
I'll second that... ;)

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Posted by MissRose on Sep 17, 2010 · Member since Apr 2010 · 65 posts

I like my men like I like my website design: well-organized, easy to navigate, and with actual content.

I like my women like I like my mortar & pestle: grinding.

I like my women like I like my bread dough: flexible, well-developed, and a little sweet.

I like my men like I like my cat tree: about six feet and with a sturdy pole.

FUCK YES. to all of these. :D

Ditto to that.  ;D

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Posted by gnarls_baudelaire on Oct 12, 2010 · Member since Aug 2007 · 434 posts

I like my sandwiches like I like my men: hot and crusty.

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Posted by babysgotsauce on Oct 13, 2010 · Member since Apr 2008 · 1035 posts

Well its not cake,but...
 I like my men like I like my coffee,strong,dark and hot.

totally ..I like my men like I like my coffee; Hawaiian, black, and smokin'

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Posted by yuriart10 on Oct 21, 2010 · Member since Oct 2010 · 1 posts

I think this thread is even more hilarious because we know what your man looks like now!  ;)

I also think so.

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Posted by babysgotsauce on Oct 21, 2010 · Member since Apr 2008 · 1035 posts

oh really

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Posted by irreverent on Oct 22, 2010 · Member since Mar 2010 · 457 posts

I like my men like I like my coffee, strong and sweet.
I like my women like I like my pumpkins, smooth, thick skinned and gooey inside.

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Posted by babysgotsauce on Nov 01, 2010 · Member since Apr 2008 · 1035 posts

I like my men like I like my Halloween candy; Sweet, Gratifying, and Plentiful!

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Posted by faunablues on Nov 04, 2010 · Member since Aug 2003 · 9655 posts

i like my men like i like my chocolate: made of chocolate.

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Posted by Please Delete T... on Dec 04, 2010 · Member since Jul 2010 · 479 posts

I've been sitting here for 5 minutes trying to come up with one but oh well  :P  This thread is awesome and it totally made my day!!  :-D

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Posted by _algae_ on Dec 11, 2010 · Member since Aug 2006 · 2268 posts

i like my men like i like my chocolate: made of chocolate.

:-D :)>>>

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Posted by TomatoLover22 on Dec 12, 2010 · Member since Dec 2010 · 3 posts

I like my men like I like my redwoods: long, wide, and hairy.

I like my women like I like my brownies: warm, moist, and covered in chocolate sauce.

I like my woman like I like my brownies: warm, moist and sometime with a little weed on it :P

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Posted by TomatoLover22 on Dec 12, 2010 · Member since Dec 2010 · 3 posts

I like my women like I like my Disney Channel movies: ridiculously dumb
I like my women like I like my toast... french

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Posted by TomatoLover22 on Dec 12, 2010 · Member since Dec 2010 · 3 posts

I like my men like I like my pizza... better reheated in the morning

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Posted by babysgotsauce on Dec 13, 2010 · Member since Apr 2008 · 1035 posts

I like my men like I like my pizza... better reheated in the morning

I like my men like I like my pizza...deep dish and delivered to my doorstep

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