Potatoes of Death!!!

Chop the potatoes into about half-inch pieces. In a bowl mix potatoes with spices, salt, and about a half cup of water. Dump into a hot frying pan and cover. Let cook until potatoes are mushy, adding water if necessary to keep it from burning.
Depending on how much pepper you add, you might want to have the telephone handy to dial 911, or at least a gallon or two of ice water. An excellent if scary side with other breakfast foods, or wrap up in a tortilla, or use as weaponry, or whatever.