1 cup decent vodka (Stoli, Skye, etc.)
1 cup Kahluah
1/4 cup soy creamer (soy milk gets chunky in this)
1) Fill two lowball glasses with ice. Mix vodka and Kahluah and divide between glasses. Top with a splash of soy creamer.
Watch the Big Lebowski......
For some extra oomph, add a shot cold press coffee or cooled espresso to the drink.