Preheat oven to 375 degrees. Stir together the flour, carob or cocoa powder, baking soda and salt in the nearest, cleanest large bowl you can find. Throw in the margarine, vegan sugar, Sucanat, and vanilla. Take your Ener-G Egg Replacer and mix it in with coffee insted of water. Throw that in too. Stir it all around like your spoons on fire. See how its a little dry? Throw in splashes of coffee until it looks right. It should be velvety and perfect-looking. Put in your carob or chocolate chips. Mix it all around again. Eat some of the dough. Feed some to (or throw some at) the person nearest you. Mmmmmmmm.
Okay, now you're ready to cook them. Put some dough-how big do you like your cookies? howe'ver much you like-onto a cookie sheet, not too close together cause they spread like crazy. Bake for 15 minutes or until it looks right. Oooh and aaah over them a bit, they should look like perfect storebought bakery cookies. Eat them, enjoy, and have tonsofun.
I call these Evolution Cookies because they seem to be the highest form of cookie evolution. You can do anything to them and they always turn out beyond awesome. So what are you reading this for? Go make some!