The Moratorium Auditorium: In Which We Unite In Shunning Inadequacy
Posted by KissMeKate on Jan 25, 2009 · Member since Aug 2007 · 7322 posts
Crossover from the open letters thread!
Represent.
:-*
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I'm back!!! He took me to Annapolis and we walked around the water for hours, ate dinner at a great Japanese restaurant, scored free tix to a bluegrass show at Ram's Head, and ~ahem~ hung out at his place for awhile. I hated to leave this morning. It was worth six months of moratorium for this guy.
yey!!
You guys will appreciate this:
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Funny thing is, there is no "every time"--I haven't seen K for a month. ::)
Anyway, we take it as a compliment.
Note the passive aggressive underlining.
I think "demoralizing" would have been a fitting addition. ;D
I think this speaks for itself. I had a good weekend. ;)b
if you guys are making noise past 10 pm they could file a report with the police for violating noise codes and their right to peace and quiet in their home....just saying, it could be serious :o
I think we know who wrote the note now.....
if you guys are making noise past 10 pm they could file a report with the police for violating noise codes and their right to peace and quiet in their home....just saying, it could be serious :o
I'll post pics when I get to prison!
I hope they can make me something vegan there.
haha just goes to show this kind of behavior is not specific to only vegweb... ;D :-D
if you guys are making noise past 10 pm they could file a report with the police for violating noise codes and their right to peace and quiet in their home....just saying, it could be serious :o
I'll post pics when I get to prison!
I hope they can make me something vegan there.
Meh, the first few times = warning...the next 'offenses' (depending of rate of occurrence) will be little more than a fine. If they are a month apart or more, you'd probably just get multiple warnings. That is IF the police would even come out for a 'loud sex' complaint! (which is again, unlikely)
On issue w/ the prison food thing....yeah, good luck w/ getting vegan options, let alone healthy lacto/ovo ones! Most penal institutions' veggie option consists of a wonderbread/velveta grilled cheese and an apple....yeah, I was a member of a campaign for an activist friend of mine who was framed by authorities to get him vegan options while in prison....he even went on a hunger strike for at least a month as I recall.
Another thought is to write a reply note to your neighbors along the lines of "I didn't mean to offend you in the throws of my long overdue pleasure. If you would like, I can notify you at my earliest convenience as to when I next expect another 'incident' could occur, so that you may find another 'more appropriate and respectful' place to sleep, when aforementioned incident is expected to occur."
KMK, I might have crush on you now. The underlying issues ::) in the note are quite sexy. ;)
mdv, that sounds like a really nice day. :) ;)b :)>>>
Meh, the first few times = warning...the next 'offenses' (depending of rate of occurrence) will be little more than a fine. If they are a month apart or more, you'd probably just get multiple warnings. That is IF the police would even come out for a 'loud sex' complaint! (which is again, unlikely)
LOVE this!
Another thought is to write a reply note to your neighbors along the lines of "I didn't mean to offend you in the throws of my long overdue pleasure. If you would like, I can notify you at my earliest convenience as to when I next expect another 'incident' could occur, so that you may find another 'more appropriate and respectful' place to sleep, when aforementioned incident is expected to occur."
Haha, excellent. I don't even know who wrote it though, so they can't expect a response.
I was thinking more along the lines of, "I'm sorry your boyfriend is dreadful in bed. My heart goes out to you. Next time I'll be sure to have some run-of-the-mill missionary sex so as to minimize noise. Respectfully yours."
That is hilarious.
My neighbors have the loudest sex ever. They yell and slap each other. It is totally wild. And it is pretty much constant. I'm cool with it...
My neighbors have the loudest sex ever. They yell and slap each other. It is totally wild. And it is pretty much constant. I'm cool with it...
Haha, that's hilarious. My neighbors (I'm assuming different ones) also have sex all the time, but I only hear the guy grunting. Like, is the woman just laying there? Hahaha. Don't get me wrong, we did tone it down, but I'm still laughing imagining this woman getting all irate and underlining things furiously.
mdv- he's totally cute! and your date sounds so sweet! sorry it took me so long to report back, i was internetless for a few days..
kmk- they are totally just jealous, i say keep it up!
My favorite part of the note is that the person writes like an 80-year-old and yet it's someone with "young" handwriting. That and the "every time" part.
I think we know who wrote the note now.....
;D
That's frickin' awesome Kate, if I were you I'd keep that as a badge of honor. :bunny: :bunny:
<----- Like rabbits!!!!!! Woot!
When I lived in Miami, the apartment manager lived next door to me. He and his wife had the loudest sex every Sunday morning. I figured out that the grandmother spent Sundays with their daughter, so I guess they were just taking advantage of the alone time. They had been married for quite a while, so I thought it was cool for them that they still had good sex (apparently he was "aaaammmaaazing" hehe). Plus...he was the apartment manager, who was I gonna complain to?
When I went to HSU, I often cut across a small apartment complex parking lot at least three days a week and at about the same time in the afternoon. Most of the time, there was a couple having sex and she was a looouuud screamer. I always thought that was one lucky guy (assuming she was with a guy - for some reason that was my impression).
My best matches on ok cupid are with gay men. ???
eta: pic from a straight match. um.
http://cdn.okcimg.com/php/load_okc_image.php/images/160x160/160x160/3x1/278x276/2/6230440309789723016.jpeg
My best matches on ok cupid are with gay men. ???
eta: pic on a dating site. um.
http://cdn.okcimg.com/php/load_okc_image.php/images/160x160/160x160/3x1/278x276/2/6230440309789723016.jpeg
Ha!
hh, something must not be set right. It shouldn't be coming up with gay men. Do you have your gender selected correctly? And it should be set to search for "men seeking women."
I was doing the match questions and linked from there, so it wasn't specified. When I narrow it down to "guys (who like girls)" by best match I get a lot of younger people - which make me happy that I don't think like an old fogey.
I get matched with a lot of Bi women. I'd rather be matched with Lotus...
you'll get cavities talking like that
eta: I'd go into chat, but I'm trying to pry myself away from the computer and clean my front room.
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