2 slices of wheat bread
1 veggie dog (any kind of meatless hotdog)
Ben Gibbard of Death Cab for Cutie
Toast the bread to a crisp, and spread the peanut butter on the toast.
Boil water and cook your veggie dog (or microwave it).
Cut up and spread it over the toast with peanut butter.
It sounds gross, but just try it.