Grape Tasting Hyper Soup

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Recipe submitted by knigel, 02/15/06

Grape Tasting Hyper Soup

Ingredients (use vegan versions):

frozen grapes
pomegranate seeds
mandarin oranges
banana
almonds
cashews
Vitasoy milk
fun
brussels spouts optional

Directions:

Warning! Do not use any measuring devices! This recipe can only work if you experiment in the unknown making a huge mess.

Step 1: Turn on music or preferably sing your own song. (The ingredients mix better because they feel loved)

Step 2: Peel mandarin oranges making sure the peel stays completely intact and in one piece. Put orange slices broken apart into big bowl and put the peel in your compost or disposal type unit.

Step 3: Apologize to banana as you peel it and cut it into pieces. Place banana slices into bowl.

Step 4: Break up Pomegranate seeds and put into bowl.

Step 5: Head out to Antarctica to find a white grape tree with frozen grapes. To save time one may wish to just get frozen grapes from their own freezer that had been bought from an unnamed grocery store previously. Make sure they are all taken from the stem and washed.

Step 6: Crush up various nuts and put them into bowl.

Step 7: Put frozen grapes into blender with Vanilla soymilk (VitaSoy was mine:)

Step 8: Look at this recipe with an odd expression as you pick out a bunch of orange and banana slices putting them into the blender.

Step 10: Mourn for nine as Seven ate it impatiently waiting for you to hurry up and make this dessert.

Step 11: Blend things in the blender with an evil expression laughing wildly.

Step 12: Pour frozen grape sauce all over the other fruit and nuts.

Step 13: One may prefer to put Brussels spouts on top. I know I wouldn't.

Step 14: Do a little happy dance and then attempt to eat this with chopsticks.

Step 15: Email me to complain about stomachaches after you ate too much.

Preparation time: 10 minutes

I will probably never try this recipe due to the fact id have to source all the ingrediants, BUT.... it was the most interesting recipe instructions i ever read, proof that cooking can be fun!!!

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