Regretsy.(NSFW)

[KissMeKate]

This is one of my favorite "fail" blogs:

http://www.regretsy.com/

They are all real etsy listings that are hideously bad!  They're so bad.  I read through this and laugh out loud.  Really loud.  By myself.  Soooooooo funny.

[Allychristine]

$335!!!! I like that dress, though.

[KissMeKate]

Half of it is vagina crafts.

There is also a moose poop necklace.  Lemme find it.


This has to be my favorite.  Just because of the title.  I'm dying.

"Real MOOSE POOP 5 doo doo nugget NECKLACE jewelry."

like, what is wrong with you, child?

[underSARAH]

Hahahahahaha
I love this. haha.

[SaraMonster]

this is awesome!

[theodamus]

This actually made me laugh out loud! Awesome use of macrame haha and the guy's expression...

eta: I want this:

[KissMeKate]

Yeah, a lot of times its the models that make it hilarious!  Could he look more miserable?  He looks like he is modelling it against his will.

Funny part is often times the featured items get more sales for that person.  lol

[GFVegmom]

This site is tooooo funny.  I'm not sure which is sadder, that people spend time to make some of this stuff, or that they think it is worth selling it to other people, or that other people actually do buy some of this stuff. 

There is some great stuff to be had on Etsy, too.

[_algae_]

oh wow, this is wonderful. much better use of my time than looking at peopleofwalmart.

[Catski]

I love a lot of the vagina stuff, if that doesn't sound weird. I think some uterus cushions got posted on Regretsy but I think they're awesome! I like how that bottle huggie is a 'virgin' one too

[faunablues]

I could see having the uterus cushions if I had cushions of other organs. A liver, spleen, cecum...

[Courth]

I'm reading Regretsy instead of paying attention to my econ lecture. Thanks.

[Charbot Kimzoid]

...WHY?!  I mean, if someone were going to do something this ridiculous, they could at least do it right.  The vagina should be going OVER the bottle.  They should've called it the women's anus cozy.

Also, somebody needs a trim.  It looks like a wad of chewing gum that somehow grew an afro.

[KissMeKate]

Right?  And why are the pubes in an even ring around the vagina?  Last time I checked pubes didn't grow in such a fashion.  Looks like a caterpillar encircling the vagina.  Vaginal caterpillar guard.

I also don't understand how it's "virgin."  I didn't think you could see an unbroken hymen from the outside?  What?  Or am I totally missing something.  Or is she a virgin because of her unruly vag-fro?  (No offense to people who rock a vag fro, I'm just a little lost here).

[underSARAH]

Maybe its a virgin because its knitted shut.

Or maybe the person meant to say vagina but horribly failed.