This is NVR, but yesterday, my daughter introduced herself to another little girl as, Ada Zoe Aleen Zgela, Mad Scientist. I almost died it was too funny.

Kids will believe anything!

I got a free bag of Dandies marshmellows with my VE order, and I wasn't quite sure what to make out of them.  My daughter has been hounding me to make ice cream, so I thought making rocky road with be nice.  Expecting her to be excited, I told her about it this morning, but she started crying and was really upset.  I finally realized that she had no idea what rocky road was.  She thought I was actually going to put pieces of the road outside our house in her ice cream! 

Today: "Mama, my poop is shaped like a little man. I’m serious, it has a round head and a little arm, waving at me."

LMAO!!!!

My cousin's daughter (2) is hilarious! She's not vegan or veg, but I think her mom's on the ropes. The last time we babysat, I was laying with her on the bed and she kept poking at my mouth. When I nibbled on her fingers she squealed "No! I need those!" Later that weekend she chomped on one of my fingers, so I squealed the same. She also loves to go pantless. After a bathroom break, instead of putting them back on, she threw her pants on the floor and stomped on them.

My brother's daughter (also 2) is just precious. My brother and sis in law went vegan during pregnancy, so Lilah has been vegan since two mths in the womb. She was offered a cookie at WF and the convo went something like this:
L: Is there milk in there?
WF: No.
L: Eggs in there?
WF: No.
L: Honey?
WF: No.
L: It's all vegan, Auntie!
:)>>>

My daughter chatters and sings just about all day long.  This afternoon she was chattering about what she ate yesterday.  She says I ate tomomatoes, I ate corn, I ate beans . . .  It was at this point I realized she was standing over the toilet studying her poop to determine this information. 

LOL!
my daughter kept telling telling me we had to go to Joe's house, which is weird because we don't know a Joe....until she said we needed to buy some rice milk and I figured out she meant Trader Joes.  (I didn't know they were on a first name basis.)

I will never forget one day when my two year old daughter and I were at the store and one of the bakery employees had given her a cookie (she already had it in her hand by the time I realized what was happening, so I was going to let it go).  My daughter smiled about her cookie and turned to start walking the other way.  Then she noticed the produce section, literally threw the cookie on the floor, and took off running going "BROCCOLI!  HUMMMMMMUSSSSSSSS!"  Everyone in the aisle turned to look in disbelief, like, did that toddler really just drop a cookie to go get broccoli?!  And someone near me said, "Wait, your kid knows what hummus is?"  I've never been so proud :D

That is so awesome!  Adorable.

My little brother isn't vegan, but he's seriously adorable! He was a late talker and had his own language but he would be in the store and he would start singing "We will we will quack quack!" (This was his form of a joke XD and everyone would think it was adorable)
He also was about 14 months old and would tease my sister and I. We're identical twins and he calls us "Kat kat" and "Lala" (kaylee was hard for him to say) and he would look at my sister and say "You Lala!" and she would tell him, "No! I'm Katkat!" and he would come back with "Nooo, you Lala!"

He was also lactose intolerant as a toddler (I tried to tell my mom he could just as easily have soy milk as lactaid grr.) so I was explaining to him that cow milk made him sick. He wasn't understanding it, so I asked him if hippos drank giraffe milk (he was into animals at the time) and on and on until i asked him who should drink cow milk, he said baby cows, so I said it was pretty weird that people drank cow milk when it's supposed to be for baby cows, he went home and told mom "Cow milk is for baby cows!"