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WTF! PM scams...

Anyone else getting this?  What a load of BS.

Dearest one,

Please after going through your profile I decided to write you because I have no other alternative. Since after the death of my father in the hands of the rebels I have been in a very big difficulty of how to safeguard the money that my father left for me as my inheritance before his death because, the money is too much that I am afraid I don't know how and where to start to go about it. Please if you can help me invest the money to your country try to reply me urgently I will give the contact of the bank were my lete father deposited the some of 10.5 million USA Dollers here in my country Cote d' Ivoire before his death, God will always bless you for your help which I know you shall never regret as I am going to take you as my partner.
The death of my father actually brought sorrow to my life. I also want to invest the fund under your care because I am ignorant of business world.
I am in a sincere desire of your humble assistance in this regards.
Your suggestions and ideas will be highly regarded. Now permit me to ask these few questions:

1. Can you honestly help me from your heart?
2. Can I completely trust you?
3. What percentage of the total amount in question will be good
for you after the fund has being transfeered to your account and i come over to meet you?
(4) To provide a bank account into which this money would be transferred to.

Please, consider this and get back to me as soon as possible Immedaitely I confirm your willingness, I will send to you more details involved in this matter,I will like you to forward to me your full contact information.
Your full house addrees ........
Your phone / Fax
number .......
Your full name ........

Sincerely
Doris Zozo.

NB: Please I will like you to get back to me through this my private email eval(unescape('%64%6f%63%75%6d%65%6e%74%2e%77%72%69%74%65%28%27%3c%61%20%68%72%65%66%3d%22%6d%61%69%6c%74%6f%3a%64%6f%72%69%73%2e%7a%6f%7a%6f%40%79%61%68%6f%6f%2e%66%72%22%3e%64%6f%72%69%73%2e%7a%6f%7a%6f%40%79%61%68%6f%6f%2e%66%72%3c%2f%61%3e%27%29%3b')) for more details and security reason.

How can  you be her good friend if she insists you call her "Miss"?

Too formal.

I'm not puttin' nothin' in her private box. Not unless she loosens up some.

It's because she REALLY wanted to make sure I knew she's not married.
Unlike those "cheating housewives" emails I get.

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haha @ etramp

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"Nice To Meet You.
Here is my Email (Melina20009@yahoo.com)
I have the feeling that this piece of mail will reach you in a perfect state of mind and
in a better healthy condition. While searching through the net, I came across your contact
address at vegweb.com and decided to contact you. I believe and also have the feeling that in today's world, neither race,
age, nationality nor religion will any longer posse a barrier to male/female relationships.
Although, we do not know each other well but I will really like to have you as a friend if you will accept. Well i am a single GIRL While I hope to hear from you soon,
I also look forward to receiving some information concerning you, your family, country and even your personal life experiences. This will give us the opportunity of knowing
each other better and be able to understand ourselves more. May God bless you as I wait
to hear from you soon through this email :
(Melina20009@yahoo.com)
Thanks.Yours,
Melina.
(Melina20009@yahoo.com)"

wait... hang on... I didn't get your e-mail address.
Ok, so, I'm down with diverse backgrounds in the "male/female relationships", but isn't there an issue here? You're a self-professed "GIRL", as am I. Then again, maybe if she deems it necessary to say GIRL, she's protesting too much...

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Aw shoot, FB, and here wuz I thinkin I wuz special!!
She wants an awful lot of personal info...I think she's a spy.

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Ah ha, I got that same email.  I deleted it. 

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Ah ha, I got that same email.  I deleted it. 

I reported it to Admin. Not only is it spam, asking for all that info is phishing. That way at least that particular entry into VW gets blocked.

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I hope today finds you well. I felt greatly impressed after reading
your profile today. My name is mabel Please I have some thing to discuss with you . I will like you to write me on my email address; eval(unescape('%64%6f%63%75%6d%65%6e%74%2e%77%72%69%74%65%28%27%3c%61%20%68%72%65%66%3d%22%6d%61%69%6c%74%6f%3a%6d%61%62%65%6c%6b%61%62%69%6c%61%38%36%40%79%61%68%6f%6f%2e%63%6f%6d%22%3e%6d%61%62%65%6c%6b%61%62%69%6c%61%38%36%40%79%61%68%6f%6f%2e%63%6f%6d%3c%2f%61%3e%27%29%3b')) to enable us discuss in
details. I hope hearing from you soonest.
Thanks for your understanding.
mabel

You won't BELIEVE what Mabel and I discussed!

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See, and that's why I didn't answer when she messaged me! I knew she was a two-timing e-skank!

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See, and that's why I didn't answer when she messaged me! I knew she was a two-timing e-skank!

Make that a three-timing skank!

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four-timing!

I mean, I really should have been tipped off by "soonest." Soonest as compared to whom?

I like how all these start of like a real letter. "I hope today finds you well and healthy," etc etc. A real message would be "Hey, you look hot. Wanna hook up?"
Uh... not like I know.

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See, and that's why I didn't answer when she messaged me! I knew she was a two-timing e-skank!

well, I answered soonest, and I do not regret it at all!!!!! 

Make that a three-timing skank!

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i think someone should write her back and see where this goes - posting the responses here, of course.. i think itd be pretty funny..

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What if we replied to a spammer with another spammer's message (and vice versa)? Do you think it would go anywhere? It would be like a blind spammer date.

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that would be a cool idea.  I suggest you go for it, fb.

I would myself but the spammers don't seem to like me  :'(

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Let's see if Mabel and Melina like each other.

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youre a genius fb

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do it! i am waiting to see the results!

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I was feeling unwanted and unloved, but I got a message from Mabel yesterday.  I feel so special.  Lol.  Sure. 

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I did it, no response yet.

Perhaps they don't fall for scams... how ironic.

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OOHHH

send them the chainmail letters!!

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