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WTF! PM scams...

Anyone else getting this?  What a load of BS.

Dearest one,

Please after going through your profile I decided to write you because I have no other alternative. Since after the death of my father in the hands of the rebels I have been in a very big difficulty of how to safeguard the money that my father left for me as my inheritance before his death because, the money is too much that I am afraid I don't know how and where to start to go about it. Please if you can help me invest the money to your country try to reply me urgently I will give the contact of the bank were my lete father deposited the some of 10.5 million USA Dollers here in my country Cote d' Ivoire before his death, God will always bless you for your help which I know you shall never regret as I am going to take you as my partner.
The death of my father actually brought sorrow to my life. I also want to invest the fund under your care because I am ignorant of business world.
I am in a sincere desire of your humble assistance in this regards.
Your suggestions and ideas will be highly regarded. Now permit me to ask these few questions:

1. Can you honestly help me from your heart?
2. Can I completely trust you?
3. What percentage of the total amount in question will be good
for you after the fund has being transfeered to your account and i come over to meet you?
(4) To provide a bank account into which this money would be transferred to.

Please, consider this and get back to me as soon as possible Immedaitely I confirm your willingness, I will send to you more details involved in this matter,I will like you to forward to me your full contact information.
Your full house addrees ........
Your phone / Fax
number .......
Your full name ........

Sincerely
Doris Zozo.

NB: Please I will like you to get back to me through this my private email eval(unescape('%64%6f%63%75%6d%65%6e%74%2e%77%72%69%74%65%28%27%3c%61%20%68%72%65%66%3d%22%6d%61%69%6c%74%6f%3a%64%6f%72%69%73%2e%7a%6f%7a%6f%40%79%61%68%6f%6f%2e%66%72%22%3e%64%6f%72%69%73%2e%7a%6f%7a%6f%40%79%61%68%6f%6f%2e%66%72%3c%2f%61%3e%27%29%3b')) for more details and security reason.

She did give me the compliment of the day....

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Also, what is with (vegweb.com)?

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Also, what is with (vegweb.com)?

Translated from the Vulgate that means, "Insert name of site you are spamming here."

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Yeah like,

Dear Sir (Kimzoid),

I see that you post youre (profile) on (vegweb.com). I sa'w that you are (a vegan), and would like to chatted with you about (a vegan),,. Please send me your banks acccount number, rooting number, SSN, mother's maiden name,, date of birt, and genetic codings, because I lovesd your (profile) on (vegweb.com). Thank you for your thyme Mr./Mrs. (Charbot Kimzoid). I loook forward to doing (a vegan) with you. Ill be much obligated wen you réponde.

Sincerley,,,
(enter random fake name here)

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Yeah like,

Dear Sir (Kimzoid),

I see that you post youre (profile) on (vegweb.com). I sa'w that you are (a vegan), and would like to chatted with you about (a vegan),,. Please send me your banks acccount number, rooting number, SSN, mother's maiden name,, date of birt, and genetic codings, because I lovesd your (profile) on (vegweb.com). Thank you for your thyme Mr./Mrs. (Charbot Kimzoid). I loook forward to doing (a vegan) with you. Ill be much obligated wen you réponde.

Sincerley,,,
(enter random fake name here)

Haha, are you the one who has been spamming us?  ;)
I figured that was what the parentheses was for, lol.

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I got really confused by fb's post....I thought this was the open letters thread and really didn't understand her letter.

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I loook forward to doing (a vegan) with you.

woohoo!

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I got really confused by fb's post....I thought this was the open letters thread and really didn't understand her letter.

I had to check the title when I looked at her post at first :).

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I loook forward to doing (a vegan) with you.

woohoo!

Haha, I was waiting for someone to notice that.

Also in homage to old vegweb: random apostrophe automatically inserted into saw -> sa'w

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Kaniz wrote:
Hello Dearest,

i am Kaniz by name. i was just broswing now and come across your profile. which interested and motivated me all over. l will
also like to i will like you please reply this message to ( eval(unescape('%64%6f%63%75%6d%65%6e%74%2e%77%72%69%74%65%28%27%3c%61%20%68%72%65%66%3d%22%6d%61%69%6c%74%6f%3a%72%61%6e%69%64%69%63%6b%73%6f%6e%32%30%30%39%33%37%40%79%61%68%6f%6f%2e%63%6f%6d%22%3e%72%61%6e%69%64%69%63%6b%73%6f%6e%32%30%30%39%33%37%40%79%61%68%6f%6f%2e%63%6f%6d%3c%2f%61%3e%27%29%3b'))) , so l can give you my picture for you to
know whom l am. I believe we can move from here!(Rememb​er the distance or colour does not matter but love matters alot in
life) Thanks yours new friend Kaniz.

...Interested and motivated all over.  Sounds extremely sexy. ::)

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Careful, CK. It's a jungle out there and predators are legion.

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Kaniz wrote:
Hello Dearest,

i am Kaniz by name. i was just broswing now and come across your profile. which interested and motivated me all over. l will
also like to i will like you please reply this message to ( eval(unescape('%64%6f%63%75%6d%65%6e%74%2e%77%72%69%74%65%28%27%3c%61%20%68%72%65%66%3d%22%6d%61%69%6c%74%6f%3a%72%61%6e%69%64%69%63%6b%73%6f%6e%32%30%30%39%33%37%40%79%61%68%6f%6f%2e%63%6f%6d%22%3e%72%61%6e%69%64%69%63%6b%73%6f%6e%32%30%30%39%33%37%40%79%61%68%6f%6f%2e%63%6f%6d%3c%2f%61%3e%27%29%3b'))) , so l can give you my picture for you to
know whom l am. I believe we can move from here!(Rememb​er the distance or colour does not matter but love matters alot in
life) Thanks yours new friend Kaniz.

...Interested and motivated all over.  Sounds extremely sexy. ::)

what's up with this type of spam? are they going to start a "relationship" with you over the internet and then ask for your bank account info?

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Kaniz wrote:
Hello Dearest,

i am Kaniz by name. i was just broswing now and come across your profile. which interested and motivated me all over. l will
also like to i will like you please reply this message to ( eval(unescape('%64%6f%63%75%6d%65%6e%74%2e%77%72%69%74%65%28%27%3c%61%20%68%72%65%66%3d%22%6d%61%69%6c%74%6f%3a%72%61%6e%69%64%69%63%6b%73%6f%6e%32%30%30%39%33%37%40%79%61%68%6f%6f%2e%63%6f%6d%22%3e%72%61%6e%69%64%69%63%6b%73%6f%6e%32%30%30%39%33%37%40%79%61%68%6f%6f%2e%63%6f%6d%3c%2f%61%3e%27%29%3b'))) , so l can give you my picture for you to
know whom l am. I believe we can move from here!(Rememb​er the distance or colour does not matter but love matters alot in
life) Thanks yours new friend Kaniz.

...Interested and motivated all over.  Sounds extremely sexy. ::)

motivated them all over, hey  ^-^

eta: Oh crap, I only read the spam bit and hadn't realised that CK had already commented on that.  posting FAIL

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Kaniz wrote:
Hello Dearest,

i am Kaniz by name. i was just broswing now and come across your profile. which interested and motivated me all over. l will
also like to i will like you please reply this message to ( eval(unescape('%64%6f%63%75%6d%65%6e%74%2e%77%72%69%74%65%28%27%3c%61%20%68%72%65%66%3d%22%6d%61%69%6c%74%6f%3a%72%61%6e%69%64%69%63%6b%73%6f%6e%32%30%30%39%33%37%40%79%61%68%6f%6f%2e%63%6f%6d%22%3e%72%61%6e%69%64%69%63%6b%73%6f%6e%32%30%30%39%33%37%40%79%61%68%6f%6f%2e%63%6f%6d%3c%2f%61%3e%27%29%3b'))) , so l can give you my picture for you to
know whom l am. I believe we can move from here!(Rememb​er the distance or colour does not matter but love matters alot in
life) Thanks yours new friend Kaniz.

...Interested and motivated all over.  Sounds extremely sexy. ::)

what's up with this type of spam? are they going to start a "relationship" with you over the internet and then ask for your bank account info?

A friend of mine got bitten this way via a singles chatroom. Some dude started a chat "relationship" which led to phonecalls (her calling him, of course) and then he asked her for money to "come visit." From Latin America...Peru, I think. Of course he never bought a ticket or got on a flight. He claimed that they had stopped him in Customs in Madrid. She checked...he'd never been near an airport.

This woman has a responsible job, she has "connections" in Madrid enough to find this out...and yet she was dumb enough to believe his tale of woe. The mind boggles.

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Some lady did that to my dad once when he was "shoppin teh market" for a lady to leave my mom for. He wasn't dumb enough to pay. Somehow though...he's dumb enough to stay with my mother...hmmm...?

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Did anyone else get this message from a new user?

  Hello Dear
I saw your profile here and become interested; my name is; beauty please send me your email address to my box now so that i can send you my picture then we will know each other more;
Thanks Beauty

Should I go for it??!!!

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Did anyone else get this message from a new user?

  Hello Dear
I saw your profile here and become interested; my name is; beauty please send me your email address to my box now so that i can send you my picture then we will know each other more;
Thanks Beauty

Should I go for it??!!!

I got that one also. Hot damn I thought I got away from these people here. Between the male enhancement e-mails and the horny people en masse in the next town over, I should have seen this one coming.

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Hee hee heee...."horny people en masse" sounds like a 1970's free love meetup.... ;D

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Damn, I thought I was special!!!!!

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you know what we should do? create a fake email and start having odd-ass conversations with these people. and, of course, post it all on here.

I am motivated to write you. I have been lonely for so long and am desperate for a loving touch. Please let me know more about yourself and include a photo. I hope we can become good friends. Your new friend.

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