What did you dream last night?
My weird dream last night prompted this thread...I dreamed I was dating Andy Samberg from SNL...no idea why, I am not a big fan or even seen any of his movies! ???
*puts on flannel
;)b May I have this dance?
I dreamt I went back to college to study criminal law. :o I have no interest in criminal law.
i had a dream that i was hanging out with jeff and he REALLLYYYYYYY wanted to get back together and i told him to shut the fuck up. BAHAHAHA! YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
last night i dreamed that dirty heads and backstreet boys went on tour together and i got to meet all of them and was talking to nick carter for HOURS. and he was supposed to give me his autograph but we were talking so long he forgot so i went up to his bus the next day and he remembered me and he was like "omg, how could i forget to give you my autograph?!" aghhhh <3!!! best birthday dream ever!!!
Back story: IRL today I had to have bloodwork and urine workup, which meant peeing in the little bottle first thing in the morning.
So in the middle of the night I dreamed I had forgotten to do that...and for some reason my response was to tear off to the clinic to try to explain myself. In the dream I was running barefoot down the street (something no sane person would ever do!) and ran straight through some wet cement and sand and stuff...
Then I dreamed I went to a video store and bought a copy of The Little Shop of Horrors (a movie I've never actually seen) and told them to mail it to me. When it arrived the postman had this huge box! It was full of other stuff like old videos, newspapers etc.
When I woke up I had to pee! I realised it was 5.30 AM so I filled the little bottle and went back to sleep.
I dreamed about ticks. : /
I had a dream in which I woke up thinking I was with sarah in her bed again and freaked out when I found out it was a dream..
i have dreams like that about backstreet boys all the time! :[
I had this dream that I was hanging out with sarah and we were at the party store we always go to and she came out cryinng and said she's a christian now and that she doesn't know if our relationship is going to work out because she needs to do her thing and not date an atheist. I kept trying to call her and contact her but she kept avoiding it and it was WEIIIIRddddd :D
I dreamt about the sweat lodge and Mary Spirit Wind, but the details escape me now.
Strangely I dreamed of New York City, but of course I was in the Spanish-speaking area!! I remember something about crossing the bay in a boat and being told it was a "lighter" which is an old term for a dinghy...and yet actually it was a ferry-type thing. The people were all wearing 50s clothes. I sort of latched on to a nice couple until I got into the city proper. I remember being thrilled to see a big bookstore!
there were little kids eating doughnut holes...actually taking on bite and throwing the rest on the floor so the floor was covered with partially eaten doughnut holes...and really, really big dogs in my dream. I can't remember what it was about though.
I dreamt that Jack and I were waiting in line for who knows what, but the line was in a swimming pool and we could barely keep our heads above water and the pool was full of seagrass. ???
I only remember part of my dream but I had to go to work but instead my family went to dominos to get these weird calzone/giant pizza roll kind of things. Apparently at this place the crust was vegan. And I ordered a veggie one and forgot that cheese has dairy in it, but I saw a bag of daiya behind the counter and there was this big sign saying they have it. So I ran back over right after I gave them my order and I was like HEY USE DAIYA, PLEASE, PLEASE, I'LL PAY TH EXTRA. USE DAIYA. I DON'T EAT CHEESE. And the guy walked over to me. For some reason I had a bowl of pretzels that I had to eat for some super serious reason. And the guy was like. YOU KNOW WHATS WRONG WITH THIS WORLD? YOU FREAKING VEGANS. EAT SOME GOSH DARN HONEY, IT WON'T KILL YOU. And he threw a container of honey all over my pretzels and me. Then he gave me my food with cheese in it.
And I was reallyyy late for work so for some reason I decided to go in the dress I was wearing that was covered in honey.
Wednesday afternoon, after a night of no sleep, I feel asleep for a couple of hours during the afternoon and had a dream within a dream....I think. I dreamt that one of my cats got outside and was hiding under the porch steps (which is weird because my steps are solid concrete). I went out to get her and she ran off down the street and I ran after her but I started to lose my vision. Things got progressively fuzzy until it was like standing in a room full of smoke. The thing is, I realized I was dreaming and I was trying to wake up but I couldn't. Then the phone rang and I woke up, but didn't answer it. I got up and went into the living room and realized that I could no longer hear anything. The cats were meowing at me for food but I couldn't hear them and then the phone rang and it woke me up for real, but I didn't realize that I was still dreaming. I thought I had awakened when the phone rang before, but it turned out to be a phone in a dream. It really weirded me out.
something about a beach
I had a crazy adventure type dream.
Me and my friend Leah were at this farmers market in an ally looking at bags and shirts this lady made. And pens. Wooden pens. Then we saw all these people coming our way, some were running, and this guy comes up and said YOU ALL NEED TO LEAVE. THEY ARE COMING FOR ALL OF YOU. YOU DON'T STAND A CHANCE. And he came up to the lady we were buying stuff from and told her that her expired tag on her car didn't help. So we just started running like heck. Then my friend Leah changed into my friend Wendy. And we were trying to go a different way than everyone else, most people ran straight/right. We went diagonal left. I acted like I knew where we were going but I actually had no clue and we kept getting lost in weird neighborhoods. Then we went into this apartment building and I knew there was something weird about it. Then me and Wendy turned into Ron, Harry, and Hermione from Harry Potter. But we were apparently in pirates of the Caribbean kind of situation (I don't even know what that meant but I just remember some one yelling that). But we had to work our way through this crazy swampy apartment building and then after we did that we found a few other groups of people. There was one main person telling us what we had to do. The goal was to get to turtle house. The man who was ruining our city lived in the Caribean in a giant house shaped like a turtle and we only had to get through Indian land to get there. We did that and then I changed back to me and Wendy turned into my friend Alex. We wound up on a beach and I had no pants or undies on and everyone took pictures and posted a story about me being a horrible person in this newspaper called the Islander (real thing that comes out on the island here, which is where Alex lives). Then something happened and I had to go home asap, so I ran home and I forgot my money and license and phone and everything. But then my mom decided to go to the Publix on the Island at like 12am because for some reason they were open until 1am that night. And we take my friend Courtneys car, I guess my mom stole it. And we get to publix right before 1 and we run around and my mom was on all kinds of drugs and kept eating things and decided that we weren't paying since it was after closing time. Then Publix changed into my friend Alexs living room. And we snuck out and no one woke up even though her dog was barking like crazy. And my mom couldn't really drive because of all the drugs she was on so I kept telling her that I was going to drive and she just said no. We drove through the late night farmers market on the island on the way home (?) and I grabbed a copy of the Islander when we were going through it and there was a picture of my butt from when I was at the beach, along with a huge article about how I was ruining the Island and everyone needed to get rid of me. Then my mom almost got in a million car crashes and we did some sweet flips, but I got home and woke up.
longdreamsftw. I had to type it here so I wouldn't forget it!
I had a weird dream last night. I had gone to the doctor's office but instead of taking each patient into the consulting room, they just called you up to a desk and talked to you in front of everybody. The girl ahead of me in line was having stomach pains and they had examined her with Xrays or something. The result was that she had 7 "glass-shanked" fish hooks in her stomach! (Don't ask me what a glass-shanked fish hook is, it's a dream). They had managed to remove one, maybe she passed it, but they had it there and it was indeed made of blue and white glass, with a vicious metal barb on the end. They told her that they'd have to operate to get the other 6.
I woke up before it got to my turn, and I think maybe I'm glad. I have no idea who the poor girl was.
This isn't a dream post because DH woke me up in the middle of a real honey, which vanished the moment I opened my eyes and left no trace. He swears I sat bolt upright and said haughtily, "I was asleep!"
Which would explain why the first words I heard him say were, "And now you're awake!"
Back story: I have not read any of the Anne of Green Gables books for years. I have them but haven't read them lately.
Soooo...last night I dreamed a AGG story! Except it was new. Something about a dishonest postman who went round to the small villages and didn't always deliver everything. If something looked interesting/valuable he would keep it back. Someone had sent one of Anne's friends a diamond through the post and it was stolen. She and Anne tracked him down and proved it. There was also something about a stolen horse in there too. In the dream it was winter and snowing hard. They got some kind of commendation from the provincial governor.