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What did you dream last night?

My weird dream last night prompted this thread...I dreamed I was dating Andy Samberg from SNL...no idea why, I am not a big fan or even seen any of his movies!  ???

Apocalyptic dreams that I cannot recall in any detail. 

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Humongous spiders were infesting my room and we couldn't figure out how to get rid of them.

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How awful, SoG!! I am horrified of spiders. Poor you!

I dreamed that Dawn French and I were playing four-square with a huge, bruised tomato the size of one of those exercise balls. She kept making sizist jokes against herself and I kept telling her to stop it.

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I was in the bedroom I grew up in, doing art projects with an old neighbor/classmate of mine and some guy. I was showing off a skirt I'd made with fabric I'd painted. The guy was finishing up his project and packing up his pens and things and leaving but the neighbor wasn't finished. We were going to go downstairs to eat so I asked if she wanted to stay to eat and finish later. She said that she was worried about the cat fur being in the food (oh, apparently we had a cat?) so I said that she could just eat the cookies and pie I'd made because I could assure her that they were fine. We went down and my mom was all mad that I hadn't helped with anything so I was trying to explain that we'd being doing important art projects. And she sent the neighbor out with a bag of compost to put on the compost pile in the woods. I was appalled that she was making this girl do work that like, so I ran after her to take the compost to put out myself. The girl said it was fine, she didn't mind, but I could come with her. So we were walking along to path into the woods (where the compost pile was) and a group of German forest children (really!) came walking towards us, their leader in the rear. We had to go under a wooden gate, and as we went under it, the group of kids had it come down behind them and then there was a gate enclosing us on all sides. This was when I realized that we'd gone the wrong way to the compost pile, and I panicked. But we were able to climb over the gate, while still holding onto the bag of compost, and make it out. But then there were stacks and stacks of boxes filled with vegetables in front of us. There were all kinds of veggies and mushrooms, including morels, which I've always wanted to try. And then there were lots more people with us, and we all had to get past the wall of veggies without eating them, according to our leader, who I think was beeps. Everyone wanted to eat them, so lots of people were, and I was tempted, even picking up a morel, but then I didn't eat anything and woke up.

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i had a dream that i was searching for my passport (b/c i am in real life)  i was going to a work thing in india, my mother opted to go back to the home for the trip since she wasn't up for 17 hours each way in flight. I found my passport last minute called the work related group i was going with. Next dream,  i was on the roof of my now ex workplace. It was dark but peaceful, the boss and his wife were on the ground talking to me about something but i was way distracted by the clouds that were floating onto the roof by my feet. I was picking them up and tossing a few down to them. They felt like cool bunches of cotton candy.

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Dreamed I went to the old open-air market that isn't there anymore and they had kale! But "kale" turned out to be a Kelly-green kind of cabbagey-Romesco thingy. The one he had was kinda damaged, so I stood there pointedly peeling back the damaged leaves and making remarks. The stall owner  promised to bring me some fresh ones, and just gave me that one for free...I left with it and realised I didn't know how to get back to the market and that he'd probably forget, or had no intention of bringing more.

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Ugh.. being on my period even ruined my dream.

I was about to have sex with my man and then.. "Oh shit.. sorry. I forgot. I'm actually on my period."
>:(

I can't even have a good sex dream!! Stupid period.

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i had a dream that my dog could talk. :D

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Weird, random dreams. In among the fragments, I dreamed that someone came to see me with a baby just at the crawling stage. I was lying in the bed in the dream and whoever set this (rather heavy) baby down on my chest. Baby immedately stuck its fingers in my mouth, and I started to bite down, and thought, "Woah, don't do that, it's a baby!" Then the "baby" turned into my cat, who was putting his paw in my mouth.
I woke  up.

Let the record show: my cat crossed the Rainbow Bridge nearly 10 years ago. And I would never bite a baby. The weird part was I could physically feel the sensations after I woke up...not like your normal dream at all.

The rest of my dreams were mixed up with episodes of As Told By Ginger. Carl wanted to get a tattoo so he went to the circus (??) and saw some guy in the freak show getting his looong braided beard cut off. The manager of the freak show offered to tattoo a beard on Carl and he actually started growing one. So Carl calls Ginger on her cell and she is standing in a broom closet at school telling him he can't call her there.

Weird.

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That sounds amazing! As told by ginger. Best show.

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I dreamed that I was walking my friend out to his car from my house, we were laughing and joking, and he leaned in and kissed me. It was totally awesome. But then, I'm walking back up to the house, and my boyfriend is standing at the back door, watching me. Caught! It was quite the roller coaster of a dream.

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My dream was about me telling my family how useless I feel around them. How I'm the outcast/black sheep. Every time I tried to open my mouth, though, it was as if someone punched me in the stomach and knocked the wind out of me. It reminded of the time I was a kid and fell out of a tree onto my back. I couldn't speak or breathe. Horrifying.

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More randomness! Josh was in my dream indirectly! I dreamed I went to my old college to get a copy of my diploma and it had my first name and Josh's surname on it! But he had a Spanish name like Alvarez or something...but I knew it was him. They pulled up his diploma and it had HIS first name and MY surname on it. So we had to do some paperwork to sort that out. I was in an elevator going to some office and the door and ceiling of the elevator started dripping chocolate pudding all over my clothes. My Mom was in the elevator with me and she started complaining about "stupid kids and their pranks." I couldn't decide whether to go back to the hotel and change or just go on. In the end the college admitted that the name confusion on diplomas "happens all the time" and that they would straighten it out.

I remember walking down The Hill where all the bars etc at college were, and realising they were totally different. And it woke me up.

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Hahaha! Love it! :)

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Oh man. I Forgot to tell VH mine! haha. It was about her.

She was coming to my town and she rode a big trike here. And we decided to go to some parade, so I was riding in her trike (it had 2 seats) and I kept yelling at her because she was going the wrong way and we were like lost downtown. Then she started to get really drunk and I was like HEY, YOU CANT GET DRUNK THEN TRIKE ALL THE WAY TO MIAMI. Then we had to go park her trike in this weird parking lot and there were lots of them but the people there were blowing them up.
Yup.

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BAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!! i love it. we should have found a trike and re-enacted the dream

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I know right! I was too stoked for food and totally forgot about it. haha.

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I haven't been able to remember my dreams at all for the past month or more.

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I just woke from a dream where jessimaka33 and I had I fight. I was trying to keep her from getting married.

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uh oh!

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