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Reasons to LOL

Finally, this thread is born. Here goes! ;)b

Natural products which advertise their freedom from bad things as a feature, but they're so obvious it's ridiculous. For instance, "caffiene free" peppermint tea, or "cholesterol free" dried apricots. O RLY?! ;D

What made you LOL today?

:-D Farts are funny...but the cat's reaction is priceless.

Indeed!!  My dog just farted loudly in his sleep, woke himself up and barked at his own ass.  :-D

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I had a bed buddy on my shoulder/neck (it's a microwavable oatmeal pack for sore muscles) and my supervisor thought it was a live ferret ROFLMA

lol.  They're officially called "bed buddies", like the cleaned up version of "fuck buddy"?  That's awesome.  I'd be talking about it all the time.  "I'm going straight home to my bed buddy."  "I wasn't feeling good when I got home, but my bed buddy started working magic on my shoulders and in a couple of hours I felt goo-ood and relaxed."

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^^^

:-D

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Mornings are starting to get a bit chilly here...not quite jacket weather but almost. I saw a young girl (18-20) walking down the street wearing ballerina flats on bare feet, a mini skirt (very mini, like a wide belt), a stretch top with elbow sleeves...and a thick, chunky wool scarf wrapped around and around her neck!

Honey, if you put on some leggings you'd be a lot warmer...

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;D  kinda like the girls around here who wear flipflops in the snow and then bitch about how cold it is.

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I wanted to make some banana bread and had no nanas, and didn't want to buy fresh ones and wait for them to turn. So during a trip to my veggie shop, I asked Yolanda if she had a few that were too ripe to sell. She looked at me like "Whaaa?" and I explained what I wanted them for. They don't have banana bread here so I got such a pitying look...as if she thought I had run out of money or something! She gave me 3 big bruised bananas and didn't charge me for them. Some time I will make a nana bread just for her. She thinks I'm poverty-stricken and crazy.

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lmfao!!!!!

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this:  http://vegweb.com/index.php?topic=11447.0

even when i just think about i start to laugh, but now that i just reread it ive got tears..  best recipe/comments ever.  i will never not laugh uncontrollably at this.

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this:  http://vegweb.com/index.php?topic=11447.0

holy hell.
I was having trouble with three cups of soy milk, long before getting to the peanut butter part!  wowza.

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WOW. That is like..... not a peanut butter smoothie. That's more like peanut butter. But slurpable. Might as well save a few steps and just DEMOLISH a peanut plantation...or grove...or....herd... whatever they grow in lol.

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Shallow, clique-ish and holier-than-thou people. I put this in the "reasons to lol" because they amuse me.

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Shallow, clique-ish and holier-than-thou people. I put this in the "reasons to lol" because they amuse me.

This!! I enjoy scaring the narrow-minded.

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This!! I enjoy scaring the narrow-minded.

+1

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http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/10/08/kids-halloween-costumes_n_755427.html

BAHAHAHAHAHA! 

OK, some parents (mommies?) have waaaay too much imagination. And time on their hands. And craft materials.  :-D

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For those who don't know, I work in a cubicle at a call center. It's not the best job but it's a job. For every call that comes thru, I am forced to repeat the same scripted questions and the same scripted answers to every customer. Two months ago I applied for a different department that would get me off the phone. I completely forgot about this other position until the asst. manager of the other location interviewed me last Thursday.

Mind you, I applied for the other job 2 months ago and I had no idea i was going to be interviewed that day so my mind was elsewhere. The first thing she asked me - how do you like it here? I replied, "I don't mind the company itself but I'm getting really sick of repeating the same scripts to to every customer." She was stunned.

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http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/10/08/kids-halloween-costumes_n_755427.html

BAHAHAHAHAHA! 

Baby MJ. Who thought this one was a good idea?

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http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/10/08/kids-halloween-costumes_n_755427.html

BAHAHAHAHAHA! 

Baby MJ. Who thought this one was a good idea?

Yeah, that one is sooo wrong on so many levels.

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I keep seeing this photo:
http://vegweb.com/recipephotos/albums/userpics/110940/thumb_Baked_Apples.jpg
and thinking they're donuts, then wondering what they're floating in, realise they're apples, forget about it.... see the picture again, think they're donuts.....

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Hahahaha!! Once upon a time I worked at a call center. The mute button the cuss out my customers was used quite frequently. When I quit that place it was in an awesome flourish of 'fuck you's directed at management and my exit interview was priceless.

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