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Finally, this thread is born. Here goes! ;)b

Natural products which advertise their freedom from bad things as a feature, but they're so obvious it's ridiculous. For instance, "caffiene free" peppermint tea, or "cholesterol free" dried apricots. O RLY?! ;D

What made you LOL today?

my coach  is obviously the world's most knowledgeable person on nutrition:

"I've been getting a lot of questions about what to eat after our workouts and these are a few ideas. Milk or any dairy product not sweetened with sucrose and fructose, most meats (including beef, pork, lamb, poultry, and seafood), eggs, pasta, rice, leafy green vegetables, green beans, potatoes, green peppers, asparagus, celery, broccoli, and cabbage. As far as desserts go any sodas/snacks/cake items are fine as long as they contain artificial sweetener such as saccharine, aspartame, and sucralose. However, I'm not a fan of artificial sweeteners so I would just wait the 2 hours and eat a dessert with real sugar."

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oh my..

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my coach  is obviously the world's most knowledgeable person on nutrition:

"I've been getting a lot of questions about what to eat after our workouts and these are a few ideas. Milk or any dairy product not sweetened with sucrose and fructose, most meats (including beef, pork, lamb, poultry, and seafood), eggs, pasta, rice, leafy green vegetables, green beans, potatoes, green peppers, asparagus, celery, broccoli, and cabbage. As far as desserts go any sodas/snacks/cake items are fine as long as they contain artificial sweetener such as saccharine, aspartame, and sucralose. However, I'm not a fan of artificial sweeteners so I would just wait the 2 hours and eat a dessert with real sugar."

http://bestsmileys.com/doh/2.gif idiot

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Bahahahaaa!  "I'm not fighting with you about honey again."

Totes my fave.

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Soooo..

I went out with ninefatstalks last night. As soon as we sat down, a waiter brought us some champagne and said, "Congratulations! This is on the house." We were both puzzled and I said, "For what?!" The waiter responded, "For your 5 year anniversary."  ;D

Turns out, we took the seats from a couple that just left and they were celebrating their anniversary. The hostess explained it to us and I joked, "well, we've only been together for 5 minutes, not years, but thank you for the champagne." She laughed.

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hahaha that's awesome

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hahaha that's awesome

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Everyone here knows my struggles to re-establish my sleep cycle. Well we're getting there. Last night I finally went to bed in self-defense at 9.15 because I simply couldn't keep my eyes open. I woke up with the feeling it was later than usual. The door to the bedroom was shut, so I figured DH must be up for the day. Grabbed my thyroid meds and was heading out to take them, when my eye fell on the clock. 10.45. No, not almost noon. 10.45 PM. I'd been asleep for all of 90 min. But so deeply asleep, I thought it was the next day!!
It was a leetle early to be taking my thyroid meds, so I toddled back to bed.
:-D

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My cat Hannah just strutted out of the kitchen, with a bag of bread in her mouth.

Quite the "hunter"

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OK, so Semiveg sent me this awesome T-shirt. I was reading the care label (I do that) and it was normal, like "100% cotton, wash with like colours, iron on reverse" and then at the bottom it says: "Not To Be Used As Pants".
Well hey! Way to buzzkill!!

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OK, so Semiveg sent me this awesome T-shirt. I was reading the care label (I do that) and it was normal, like "100% cotton, wash with like colours, iron on reverse" and then at the bottom it says: "Not To Be Used As Pants".
Well hey! Way to buzzkill!!

that is part of the hummor of where I got the shirt.  the current shirt of the day is here http://shirt.woot.com/  Product discriptions are always fun to read, corny jokes, bad puns, misquotes, etc.

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One of my students (age 28) told me that when he was a kid he thought vampires came from Pennsylvania. He used to find it on a map of the US and think, "That's where Dracula lives." He actually asked me if that were so; he'd never heard of Transylvania and didn't know where it was!! We looked it up together.

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that is too cute yabbit. My younger sister thought the witch trials took place in Salem Oregon, and even had a trip planned with a friend of hers to go and visit.

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HELL YEAH NEW VEGWEB

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So I've worn glasses since I was about 3. I have a pair of prescription sunglasses and I've been telling DH how I need to get the lenses changed because everything is so darn blurry. Today it ocurred to me to clean the lenses thoroughly with washing-up liquid.
It's like having new glasses!! I can see!

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I love it when that happens. It's always so surprising - OH HEY THIS IS HOW VISION IS!

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DD has the annoying habbit of letter DGS, 19 mos, run arround with cups he can dump. He will even dump sippy cups. Yesterday he took a cup of water, dumped it on the floor by the dining room table. Grabbed a napkin that someone forgot to deal with, wiped up the floor and put the napkin back in the drawer I keep the clean ones in.

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