Reasons to LOL
Finally, this thread is born. Here goes! ;)b
Natural products which advertise their freedom from bad things as a feature, but they're so obvious it's ridiculous. For instance, "caffiene free" peppermint tea, or "cholesterol free" dried apricots. O RLY?! ;D
What made you LOL today?
Saw this on another website:
Artery Clearing Secret
Nobel Prize Winning discovery cuts artery plaque by incredible 50%.
Yeah, right...and they sell it on the Internet. I certainly didn't hear about that particular Nobel Prize, did you?
It's like those "great business opportunities with a multinational company" that are advertised on the street, on homemade flyers, with only a cellphone number...and no name.
I absolutely love the somuchpun.com reference. Thanks, Heliamphora.
One of my students is an aeronautical engineer. She's waaaay smarter than me, and pretty, and fun. But her accent in English is terrible!! (Well, it's even thick in Spanish.) I was trying to teach her to pronounce the word "peanuts" as in "a packet of peanuts, please".
She kept coming out with another word referring to a gentleman's John Thomas. The harder she tried to say the right thing, the clearer it came out wrong.
She's just been posted for 2-3 weeks to Toulouse, France where she will have to speak English as she has no French. It'll do her the world of good...I just hope she doesn't try to tell someone she likes to eat peanuts!
thats funny Yabbit!
I used to watch a lot of Saturday Night Live and this video became a huge joke with my friends and I. i just looked it up for a old friends birthday and it still makes me LOL
Lol. I want to print out the flyers and pass them out to old ladies that come into my store. gross.
haha. old ladies should definitely know better than to go out without pants on! ewwww
They are always at least one size too small. Bleh.
I just read my subnick as "This tofu baby is being a Jesus slut"
I cracked myself up today, in more ways than one.
Now, I've had trouble with swearing too much since I went to college at 16. For a person whose job is using words, it demonstrates a certain paucity of vocabulary! Anyway...
Today I was hanging out laundry through the utility window onto the airspace (3 floors up, like in the movies). I turned back to the utility space to reach for another clothespin...and banged my forehead on the windowframe. Like right between the eyes! Swift! Rather than turn the air blue with profanity in three languages as is my wont, I heard myself say in this little girl voice, "Jiminy!"
Now, let the record show that "Jiminy" has never ever formed a part of my active vocabulary. I have no idea where it came from! But it totally cracked me up. I laughed like I haven't laughed for months. Literally, every time I think about it, tears of laughter run down my face (as they are now.)
Let the record also show that my forehead still has quite a sore spot on it...but I don't care. It was worth it. You can't be depressed and laugh like a simple-minded eejit at the same time!
The Boob Scarf. A percentage of every sale goes to benefit breast cancer research!
My reason to lol: Bella and her lack of coordination. She keeps falling all over the place and tripping and such. She just semi-face planted into the couch cushions.
Appropriate name is appropriate? Oh good gods, I just made a Twilight reference. X[
my mom threatened to punish me. :D
my mom threatened to punish me. :D
Bwhahaha! Because you're totally at an underage punishable age.
right?! hahaha. when she said that i just ok and i walked into my room and had myself a good little laugh
:/ but, i mean, you're 19 and you live with her. so it's kind of possible, right? i guess it depends what she threatened. like, can't use her kitchen - reasonable. take away your cell phone - not happening. haha