POLL: Do zombies defecate?

Posted by Charbot Kimzoid on Oct 24, 2011 · Member since Feb 2008 · 3769 posts

Just in time for Halloween! >:D
So my wife, Katie, and her friend, Bonnie, were talking about zombies the other day. They somehow got on the subject of zombies pooping. Katie and I both agree that zombies would definitely have to. It may not be a sophisticated-in-the-toilet-using-toilet-paper type of poop. I'm sure zombies just crap their pants. I mean, if they eat something it has to come out, right? They'd eventually end up rupturing their stomachs if they didn't! But Bonnie just did not agree. Anyway, I wanted to see what you guys thought. Voting closes on Halloween and you can see the results after you've voted. You can choose as many options as you'd like for this one, too.

Posted by Heliamphora on Nov 01, 2011 · Member since Oct 2006 · 4798 posts

Speaking of zombies (I feel this is the most relevant thread in which to mention this)... I almost went on an event called Christchurch Zombie Walk 2.0 last night. I wish I'd had time and money to come up with a costume, coz they made the front page of today's freakin' newspaper!! So cool. Le Sigh.

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Posted by eric christian on Dec 09, 2011 · Member since Mar 2006 · 1501 posts

If they did, it certainly not be veg*n and probably win a poll whats the most uncensored unvegan thing you can thing of. Yes, blood and yes um fecal matter, uh huh all mixed up coming out of a zombies asshole? Paint the portrait, its gruesome.

When a bird poops on you, its bad luck. When a zombie poops on you are most likely going to die as the wise sage told me earlier

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Posted by ninefatstalks on Jan 10, 2012 · Member since Sep 2007 · 204 posts

I am going to need to research more before I come up with an argument regarding zombie defecation. I am on the fence now, and having all sorts of mixed zombie-related feelings.

But, on a topic related to Christchurch's Zombie Walk, is anyone in the continental United States participating in the RUN FOR YOUR LIVES marathon this year??

http://runforyourlives.com/

I'll be at the Seattle/Portland event. I've tried to get some friends to sign up to run with me, but the only two that are interested have decided they want to be the zombies. I'm a little nervous about zombies who have a personal vendetta out for my brains. That concept never even factored into my zombie apocalypse survival plan.

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