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I was at the gym today.  Two high school girls were sitting on the mats and "working out their abs," which basically meant that they were chatting, texting, and doing half-assed crunches when they felt like it.  We will call them Stephanie and Ashley.

Stephanie: "So like, are hot dogs bad for you?"
Ashley: "Ohmygod, I asked my mom that the other day!"
Stephanie: "Are they?  I had two for lunch.  I never eat them with the bun though."
Ashley: "Yeah, I think they're OK.  You know, without the bun."
Stephanie: 'Yeah, OK, good!"

Pretty much speaks for itself.  :o

Overheard anything crazy like that lately?  I love hearing people's conversations.

Ahhhhhhhahahahahaha.  I love all of these.

Rule of thumb: if you are not comfortable with the words GYNECOLOGIST and VAGINA, don't talk about them in public.  You probably shouldn't talk about them in public anyway, but please, you are embarrassing yourself more than you already would have.  We don't care about your dry vagina.

lol, "Virgina gets dry when I get upset."  So Virginia could be like.....a potted plant.  

gnarls, I love that story!

wassernixe, I really love the banjo detail.  Hahahaha.

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Setting: July 04 (this evening) atop my roof with my cool gay neighbors with PICTURES!

Neighbor: Wow thats spectacular!
http://img397.imageshack.us/img397/6128/img0714.jpg
Neighbors male friend: Ooooo Ahhhhhh
http://img12.imageshack.us/img12/8743/img0731k.jpg
Neighbors male friend 2: Where's the smilely face one?
Me: You mean the happy ending?

I had them on the floor dying  laughing  :-D :-D

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I heard some teenaged boys saying (about fireworks) "O.M.G. They are just REDIC!"

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wass: I experienced a similar conversation recently! how odd.

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Sometimes you just wonder how some people make it, just everyday.
The worst part is that stupid people hang out together and groupthink terrible ideas.

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When I was rounding the corner onto my street the other night, there were 2 dudes crossing the street heading in my direction.  I heard one of them say, "There's 2 of us, we can take him."  I looked over and smiled, and one of the guys chuckled and said, "Just kidding" and kept walking.  I followed behind them untill I got home but they didn't look back at me.
I wonder what they were thinking, and if they were embarassed, because they seemed to say it loud enough for me to hear.

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  I actually overheard this in a bar at Happy Hour:

Girl to guy who is hitting on her:

"If you don't leave me alone, I'll find somebody who will."

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while shopping on haight street I experienced the following:
3 girls standing outside of a jewelry store.

Girl A to girl B," ...and you wonder why you can't meet any guys when all you want to do is go home and watch Law and Order reruns!"

Girl C "I cant believe we are doing this in the middle of Haight Street!"

it was very dramatic.

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When I was a kid we had an aquarium with a GIGANTIC plecostomus named Uncle Ted. This fish ate through zucchini tied to a rock like it would be his last meal. One time my mom and  I were in the store and the conversation went something like this:

Mom: we better get some more zucchini for Uncle Ted, he already finished all of it that we bought the other day!

Me: He ate all four of those giant zucchini?

Mom: Yeah, better get six this time.

Man watching me put zucchini in the bag: Your uncle must really like zucchini!

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Hopfrog, I so cant stop laughing.  Thanks.

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"If you don't leave me alone, I'll find somebody who will."

classic

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Went into a jewelry store to browse and a lady was buying a cross necklace for a gift. The girl behind the counter said, "You want it with or without the little doll on it?" (She meant, "do you want a crucifix, or a plain cross.")

DH and I had to exit stage right before the giggles got the better of us.

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Went into a jewelry store to browse and a lady was buying a cross necklace for a gift. The girl behind the counter said, "You want it with or without the little doll on it?" (She meant, "do you want a crucifix, or a plain cross.")
DH and I had to exit stage right before the giggles got the better of us.

Wow. Just, wow. People are unbelievable.

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LOL, Yabbit! I was like "What little doll?"

I was picturing the plastic baby Jesus dolls that you find in King Cakes during Mardi Gras.

::)

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LOL, Yabbit! I was like "What little doll?"

I was picturing the plastic baby Jesus dolls that you find in King Cakes during Mardi Gras.

::)

In Spanish what she said was, "muñequito", which literally means the kind of dolls you play with. So, with or without dolly? Still giggling over this...

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Back in college, my dormmate had a friend over to study. It was getting pretty late, they still had LOTS to do, and he was feeling ill/tired. He plopped down onto her bed, misjudging where the mattress ended and the headboard type thing (bunk beds) began underneath her comforter. We heard a loud SMACK and I saw his head literally bounce off the wooden beam. Hours later, as he was walking down the hall out of our dorm, he screamed, "Your bed FUCKED MY FACE!!"

It took a bit of time before he could live that one down.

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Someone standing in front of one of those insanely complicated, overpriced office beverage machines in a public admin building, banging on it: "God! All I want is a cup of coffee!"
Person walking by: "Well, you won't get one out of there. Not really."

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Oh man, these are great. "your uncle must really like zucchini."  love it.

Back in college, my dormmate had a friend over to study. It was getting pretty late, they still had LOTS to do, and he was feeling ill/tired. He plopped down onto her bed, misjudging where the mattress ended and the headboard type thing (bunk beds) began underneath her comforter. We heard a loud SMACK and I saw his head literally bounce off the wooden beam. Hours later, as he was walking down the hall out of our dorm, he screamed, "Your bed FUCKED MY FACE!!"

It took a bit of time before he could live that one down.

Now this reminds me of the time I went snowboarding with some friends. I'd been only a couple times before and I sucked at it so I was falling down all the time, and it was really icy so it hurt.  When I got back to the place where we were staying, I started inspecting myself for bruises.  My rear end had not fared too well and I decided to show off one of the rather intense bruises. When asked how I'd managed that, I replied, "the ground kept pounding my ass all day!" I hadn't even realised what I said until everyone burst out laughing. 

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hah, my brother used to work at a grocery store when he was in high school and I guess some of the guys would slack off alot of the time (can you blame them?) Anyway, they had this manager who tried to be tough to get them to work. Apparently he came up to my brother & one of his coworkers one day and shouted "if you guys don't start working, I'm going to rip your head off & throw it in your face!"

HAH. hilarious

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one of my favourites from a couple of years ago:

walking down Kilburn High ROad (note: kilburn is where I live and it is a bit rough, with some 'hard lads' hanging around) one day and 2 boys about 14 or so were walking along looking quite hard - baseball caps, London accents, loads of gold chains blinging.  Initially I was, as usual, a bit uncomfortable walking past them but then I heard their conversation

Boy 1:  they're cool, innit
Boy 2: yeah prayin mantises are cool and they fight like this, innit (put hands up in praying mantis style and starts boxing, praying mantis style)

oh it made me laugh

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