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Open letters

Seeing as we've got confessions and problems and issues springing up in threads all over the shop, I thought it might be interesting to have an open letter thread. Cathartic, perhaps. From your mother ruining your wedding, to your boyfriend who can't stop peeing on the toilet seat, or even that guy on the bus who kept making that annoying noise with his mouth, get it out here.

I'll get the ball rolling.

To my dear darling boyfriend,

Just because you are technically 'clean' when you come out the shower, it doesn't mean that I am okay with using the same towel you've been rubbing all over yourself for a month. I know you have others. I bought you two myself. Drag them out from the murky depths of the laundry basket, wash them and allow me the temporary use of a clean one.

Love, Cat

Dear magic thread, and VW in general,

I can't go into detail but I need some good vibes.

Thanks,
PG

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amber,

you are such a bitch. i do literally at least 5 favors for you every goddamn day and i ask you to do one thing (which i would've done myself if i wasn't 5 hours away) and you fucking refuse? seriously? my god why am i your friend? and even when i give you a present you have something rude to say. what the fuck. honestly. you need to readjust your fucking attitude.

-allison

life,

please give me some better friends!

-allison

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Dear magic thread, and VW in general,

I can't go into detail but I need some good vibes.

Thanks,
PG

Done! :)

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Dear PG,

Good vibes sent your way!

<3 Jess

Amber,

You don't sound like a friend. Shape up or else!

-Jess

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Here here, what gives with non-reciprocative friends?

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Dear Allison,
It helps to clear out your emotional house of the non-friends before you can welcome in quality people.
Be busy. Have no time to do favours for Miss Thing. Don't be afraid to break with soul destroying relationships.
No, it's not easy. Yes, it's worth it.
You won't be as frazzled, and you will have peace and time to find new people.
And they will come if there is room for them.
YG

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Dear Mrs. McE.,

Did you ever actually want to have children? I ask this because you act like you despise your son. And from what he's told me, you always did imply that he was no good, right from when he was a kid. It didn't help that his father died when he was seven, and he had nobody from then on to teach him to be manly macho strong. He's ended up as a much more sentitive than usual kinda guy... no thanks to you. I believe he will always have trouble believing in himself.

Why does it have to take someone outside of the family to see and applaud the good in someone? I love him so much, and you just seem to want to put him down and drive him away.

I am not usually outspoken - it takes a lot for me to speak out, back someone up, or stand up for a friend when they're being bullied. But I swear, if you bully my lover again when I am in your company, I WILL say something. It's about bloody time I did.

You know that adage, "If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all"? Well. There you go. :stfu:

Sincerely,
Your Daughter-In-Not-Law.

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Dear Heli,
You hold her. I'll kick her.
In a nice, compassionate, veg*n sort of way, of course.  With conviction.
That way you won't sully your hands and you will have the fun of watching.
(Evil cackle)
YG

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Dearest Yabbit,

Oh hell yes please. >:D

Love,
Heli.

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Yabbit:

I know you really like classical music. Have you ever gotten into music performed on an organ? I ask because I just randomly remembered an organ concert I went to my freshman year of high school. The organist played a bunch of Bach. Imagine that! Haha!

-Josh

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PG,

Did the positive vibes help? Do you need more?

-Josh

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Here here, what gives with non-reciprocative friends?

I am working on one. Its going to be lengthy... sorry for being slow

~Jess

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Yabbit:

I know you really like classical music. Have you ever gotten into music performed on an organ? I ask because I just randomly remembered an organ concert I went to my freshman year of high school. The organist played a bunch of Bach. Imagine that! Haha!

-Josh

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Dear Josh,
(As Hawkeye Pierce): Aaaaah, Bach! (ask HH, she'll explain).
Bach is definitely The Daddy, along with Handel.
It cracked my husband up major bigtime when I told him that Bach's Toccata and Fugue in D Minor is known in the States as "The Dracula Leitmotif." No one, but no one in Europe just automatically associates it with him. Here it's "church music."
YG

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haha, thanks jess!

Here here, what gives with non-reciprocative friends?

seriously!!

Dear Allison,
It helps to clear out your emotional house of the non-friends before you can welcome in quality people.
Be busy. Have no time to do favours for Miss Thing. Don't be afraid to break with soul destroying relationships.
No, it's not easy. Yes, it's worth it.
You won't be as frazzled, and you will have peace and time to find new people.
And they will come if there is room for them.
YG

thanks yabbit! <3

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PG,

Did the positive vibes help? Do you need more?

-Josh

Dear Josh,
The good vibes are helping so far, but I'll take as many as I can get. :)

-PG

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Dearest PG,

Do know i meant to state i was sending positive vibes to you. thought i did, guess i dreamt it. I really hope you have felt them, b/c i sure as heck have been sending them.

~Jess

p.s they may be off a bit as you are in the future and i am in the past.

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Dear PG,

Also sending positive vibes.

Storm

Dear Ray,

Quit bitching about it, you're driving me nuts.  Yes, the new system sucks....I hate it too but bitching about it incessantly serves no purpose except to piss me off.  Don't forget who your boss is Mr. Bitchy!

Your Boss

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Dear Josh, Jess, Storm, and anyone else sending me good vibes,
Thanks!  I really appreciate it.  :)>>>

-PG

P.S. Josh, I think you might be sending too many, because I dreamed about you last night.

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Josh, I think you might be sending too many, because I dreamed about you last night.

oh myyyy

hope all is well in future land <3

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Josh, I think you might be sending too many, because I dreamed about you last night.

oh myyyy

hope all is well in future land <3

well as his former roomie... i know the dream was probably full of amazing puns and a ton of laughs.

<3 jess

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Yabbit --

Hahahaha! Ah yes..Toccata and Fugue in D Minor and the connection to horror fans. :) If I remember correctly, the organist that evening refused to play that one because of the fact that everyone knew it. He wanted to educate the public on other Toccatas.

-Josh

Josh, I think you might be sending too many, because I dreamed about you last night.

oh myyyy

hope all is well in future land <3

well as his former roomie... i know the dream was probably full of amazing puns and a ton of laughs.

<3 jess

PG -- How you doin'? Hahaha! Hey! You said you needed some more positive vibes. I sent them. I have no control over the side effects. LOL!! I'll tone down the good vibes. :P

AML -- Haha! You goof! ;)

Jess -- Thank you for the lies compliments. Haha!

-Josh

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