You are here

Open letters

Seeing as we've got confessions and problems and issues springing up in threads all over the shop, I thought it might be interesting to have an open letter thread. Cathartic, perhaps. From your mother ruining your wedding, to your boyfriend who can't stop peeing on the toilet seat, or even that guy on the bus who kept making that annoying noise with his mouth, get it out here.

I'll get the ball rolling.

To my dear darling boyfriend,

Just because you are technically 'clean' when you come out the shower, it doesn't mean that I am okay with using the same towel you've been rubbing all over yourself for a month. I know you have others. I bought you two myself. Drag them out from the murky depths of the laundry basket, wash them and allow me the temporary use of a clean one.

Love, Cat

:lol: CK

:lol: meaning I'm sorry. Wait. Is the bathroom ill, or your poop isn't flowin'?

Dear CK,

Will you be my VW male BFF?

Sorry other VW males who want to be my BFF.  ::)

0 likes

Dear AC,
Pffft!  Do you even need to ask?  Of course I'll be your (male) BFF! ;D 8-)
And to answer your other question, the toilet won't flush. :-\

0 likes

gotcha. ;)b

I appreciate the no "duh" smilie.

Awww... I didn't meant that as "no duh"... I meant it as more of "I dunno... I'm too vague and no one ends up getting me"!  :smileteeth:

I am totally blowing it.  I wasn't being sarcastic..I was truly glad that you didn't..because I sort of felt like I deserve one. 

Sarcasm is a tricky thing on message boards.  :)

0 likes

This is actually really  ;D b/c THHF meant that she was glad there wasn't a "duh" smiley posted.......VC was thinking THHF meant "no duh," like "no, duh!" the 90s saying.  ;D

0 likes
0 likes

Dear AC

Please stop thinking so much.  It hurts my brain.

Love,
VC

0 likes

Dear VW-
I don't have a VW BFF yet...maybe some day!

PB

0 likes

Dear Chuckles
oh no, where can you drop your kids off at the pool????
Lubi

0 likes

This is actually really  ;D b/c THHF meant that she was glad there wasn't a "duh" smiley posted.......VC was thinking THHF meant "no duh," like "no, duh!" the 90s saying.  ;D

Wait.  I get it now.  I'm slow.  Good eye on the use of quotations, AC.  I changed THHF's " no "duh" " to " "no duh" ", changing the meaning entirely.  I'm tired now and my brain still hurts.  No wonder I hardly post.

0 likes

Dear Pix and fellow "guessing" crew,

it amuses me to no end that you are all guessing. VC has it right, based on my snooping based on her hint. i hope she won't tell on me  :-X  i am quite shy and awkward with these things. however, i have been told by dinkfeet that i'm a horrible flirt on here.  :-*

best,
bp

_____

Dear Mother Nature,

Please stop with the flash floods already. Now that I am soaked from walking home in the down pour and walking though ankle deep water to cross the road as i ran two blocks to my crib i wonder how long it will take my hoodie to dry with this humidity. my lungs hurt. i'm sorry i dissed the cold weather so much, but i think its time for fall. and apple season.

your friend and advocate,
bp

0 likes

Dear vegwebbers,

The field is narrowed.  If vc is right, as acknowledged by bp:
1) it's an northeast coaster (approximately)
2) who posts food pictures
2a) that are impressive
3)  and who can't be (too much of) an old-timer if vc remembers that person's first food pic

It's none of my business, but I do like to play detective.

Helpfully  :P ,
hh

0 likes

dearest bp,

does that mean you're over me?  :'( :'(

signed,
your ex-not so secret vegweb crush

0 likes

dearest bp,

does that mean you're over me?  :'( :'(

signed,
your ex-not so secret vegweb crush

dude, you're engaged. and monogamous. i don't bet on those kinds of odds.  ;)

hh, you are helpful. i've had some msgs from random people. i guess it was easy to figure out. heh heh.  8)

0 likes

I was just stalking Tino_bambino's page, and there is a pic just for you BP.....but you probably already know that :)>>>

0 likes

I was just stalking Tino_bambino's page, and there is a pic just for you BP.....but you probably already know that :)>>>

:-D

yes, and it totally made my day.

0 likes

Dear Jewel,

Where you at?

Your stalker,
hh

0 likes

Dear Chuckles
oh no, where can you drop your kids off at the pool????
Lubi

so juvenile.  ;D 

get a shovel, i say.  ;)b

0 likes

dear lungs,

please get over your fit. i understand that you "think" you should be keeping me up all night, coughing, but you are really starting to affect my flirting life. i even drank that nasty tea cammers told me would help out with no luck. be good or i'm going to get some drugs to kick your butt into gear. then you will have to hear it from the rest of my body, which doesn't care for the drug invasions.

this is your final warning,
bp

---------

dear tino,

nice card. i'm sorry you didn't understand the hand i played, but i will think a bit more and get back to you. promise.

your crush (but are you mine?),
bp

0 likes

Dear Pooh Bear,

I saw that you had mentioned wanting Stranger Than Fiction.  I can email it to you if you'd like.
I will have to look for it, but once I find it I can send it if you're interested.
No one should go without hearing the Handshake!  I love that song.  It may take a little while (read: a few weeks or so)...

C

0 likes

Dear Earth,
I am sorry I crapped all over you yesterday with that dumpster-load of garbage I had to get rid of during my move.  In the future I will try to accumulate less worthless junk.
Love,
KMK

Dear New Apartment with the Big Kitchen and the Porch and the Sunroom,
I can't wait to move into you!
Love,
KMK

0 likes

Pages

Log in or register to post comments