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The official "Dumb joke you love anyway" thread

We all need a laugh, so here's your chance to share that dumb childish joke that gives you helpless giggles every time you hear it, in spite of yourself.

Now, keep it clean, folks, this is a family thread! :nono:

Here's my contribution, very gradeschool which is the point:
"Shoot low, Sherriff--they're ridin' Shetlands!"

What's brown and sticky?

................. (a long pause is recommended.) .................

A stick. :P

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A three legged dog walks into a bar.  He climbs up on a bar stool and the bartender asks, "What can I get you."  He replies, "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw..."

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho cheese!!!    :-D

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A three legged dog walks into a bar.  He climbs up on a bar stool and the bartender asks, "What can I get you."  He replies, "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw..."

I don't get it. ???

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
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it was dead.  :-[

don't worry it died of natural causes...

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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 8 (ate) 9

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A three legged dog walks into a bar.  He climbs up on a bar stool and the bartender asks, "What can I get you."  He replies, "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw..."

I don't get it. ???

;D  pa / paw

It's best told in an Old West accent.

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haha..now that you explain it it is very obvious....I am a dork. :P

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Why do seagulls live by the sea?

Cause if they lived by the bay they'd be bagels.

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Why do seagulls live by the sea?

Cause if they lived by the bay they'd be bagels.

Haha.  I like that one  ;D

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what does a pie and my finger have in common

It's got meringue (my ring) on it.

my ring spoken in a deep southern drawl is "ma rang"

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Why are pirates called pirates?
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because the Aarrrrrgh!  :pirate:

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There once was a boy called Matty who didnt have a body, he only had a head.

Then it came to his 18th birthday, so his dad who felt sorry for him took for a pint down the local pub, Matty was very excited about having his 1st drink of alcohol , so the proud father came in and placed Matty down on the bar and ordered 2 pints.

Then the father poured the beer into Mattys mouth, and once he'd finished a body had grown onto Mattys head, so he kept drinking and by the end of the night he was a normal man, with arms, legs, toes and fingers, but Matty kept on drinking.

The lesson you should learn from this is to always 'Quit while your a head'

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Between the animal threads, great recipes, and now a dumb joke thread, I'm never gonna be able to stray from this site!!  ;D

Two muffins are sitting in an oven, one muffin turns to the other and says "Whew, sure is getting hot in here!".  The other muffin replies "AHHHHH!!! A talking muffin!"

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Between the animal threads, great recipes, and now a dumb joke thread, I'm never gonna be able to stray from this site!!  ;D

Two muffins are sitting in an oven, one muffin turns to the other and says "Whew, sure is getting hot in here!".  The other muffin replies "AHHHHH!!! A talking muffin!"

That may become one of my new favourite jokes! Tee hee!

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A man approaches a soy ice cream van (yeah for reals ..soy!) and says, "I'd like two scoops of chocolate  soy ice cream, please."

The girl behind the counter replied, "I'm very sorry, sir, but our delivery didn't come this morning. We're out of chocolate."

"In that case," the man continued, "I'll have two scoops of chocolate soy ice cream."

"You don't understand, sir," the girl says. "We have no chocolate."

"Then just give me some chocolate," he insists.

Getting angrier by the second, the girl asked, "Sir, will you spell 'van,' as in 'vanilla?'"

The man spells, "V A N."

"Now spell 'straw,' as in 'strawberry.'"

"OK. S-T-R-A-W."

"Now," the girl asked, "spell 'stink,' as in chocolate."

The man hesitates, then confused, replied, "There is no stink in chocolate."

"That's what I've been trying to tell you!" she screams.

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Between the animal threads, great recipes, and now a dumb joke thread, I'm never gonna be able to stray from this site!!  ;D

Two muffins are sitting in an oven, one muffin turns to the other and says "Whew, sure is getting hot in here!".  The other muffin replies "AHHHHH!!! A talking muffin!"

Trinket, I  :)>>> you! It's hard to translate a joke into Spanish for your hubby when you are still helpless with laughter. But that one made it across the divide. First we got rolled eyes...then about 5 min later the giggling started...and is still happening.

Personally I've got laughter tears all over my glasses.
Thank you. Srsly.

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What kinda fruit can't get married?

Cantelope

Teeehehehe

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What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam. ;D

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1)What's brown and looks at you through a second story window?
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A poo on stilts.

2) Why are elephants big grey and wrinkly?
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Because if they were small, round and white they'd be an aspirin.

3) Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book?
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Because they all have phones.

;D

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what does a pie and my finger have in common

It's got meringue (my ring) on it.

my ring spoken in a deep southern drawl is "ma rang"

I love that one.  My grandmother used to tell it all the time.

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