Posted by Charbot Kimzoid on Nov 21, 2009 · Member since Feb 2008 · 3774 posts
Let's talk about it. :^ :-*
Posted by humboldt_honey on Nov 24, 2009 · Member since Feb 2007 · 12711 posts
I betcha a martini would get me a metrosexual child. That'd be good. I need someone to help me with my eyebrows.
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Posted by KissMeKate on Nov 24, 2009 · Member since Aug 2007 · 7398 posts
I betcha a martini would get me a metrosexual child. That'd be good. I need someone to help me with my eyebrows.
Fabulous!
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Posted by JessaCita on Nov 24, 2009 · Member since Nov 2006 · 1873 posts
everyone could mail her an icecube of sperm...she could put them in a bowl and let them melt together, go buy a turkey baster and voila ...veg baby and the father is unknown. Don't forget to drink the correct drink for desired child prior to sperm insertion. ;)b
This made me gasp out loud. ;D Awesome visual.
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Posted by Allychristine on Nov 24, 2009 · Member since Dec 2007 · 15626 posts
I never deleted anything I said, ftr. I'm all about children not dying.
Posted by fufuberry on Nov 24, 2009 · Member since Jul 2008 · 1788 posts
ooo me, can I be a minion?
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Posted by Allychristine on Nov 24, 2009 · Member since Dec 2007 · 15626 posts
ooo me, can I be a minion?
You already are! You don't have a choice. You alllllllllllll are. bwahahahahahahahahahahahha. :rises above:
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Posted by larisuena on Nov 24, 2009 · Member since Jun 2009 · 462 posts
*sigh* If I only I never had to close this thread................ A nice mix of Bud, Patron Silver, and Cabo Wabo Produced a little cowboy for Mrs. Risuena ;)b so maybe next time I'll go for a Strawberry Pina Colada or A Strawberry Margarita and see if I end up with a little senorita ;)
I don't want to be mean or anything but, I really don't get what you're trying to say lilyroze. ??? Maybe I'm just not on your intelligance level or something :-\ but, alas I don't get the big picture.............. :P
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Posted by hanashi on Nov 24, 2009 · Member since Nov 2007 · 2541 posts
um wow.......I'm sorry, life got in the way, the kiddo woke up crying and was inconsolable for over 45 min....even after a cookie. (Jimmy Buffett is what made him happy!)
Yes, that is right, I am a nanny. Right now, I'm caring for a beautiful 3 y/o boy who is being retested for autism. Tonight he said my name for the first time in my presence!!
At any rate, I'm glad you found what you were looking for!! Personally, I thought he was referring to snuff films. Your definition is actually more positive!!! ;)b
If you listened to any of his other pieces beyond what they play on the top 40, you would realize that he wouldn't be afraid of using the word whore, as well as being a talented lyricist who sings about more than parties and booze.
Then again, I went to my first concert when I was 6mo (a three day festival), where my dad danced to the Greatful Dead with me sleeping in his arms. And my lullaby tapes were of songs from Tom Petty, Donovan, Neil Young, and others. So my view may be skewed in your eyes.
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Posted by humboldt_honey on Nov 24, 2009 · Member since Feb 2007 · 12711 posts
Dear Donors,
I won't be home for the next few days, so wait until after Thanksgiving to mail your sperm.
Thank you, Your future baby mama.
<--- minion
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Posted by larisuena on Nov 24, 2009 · Member since Jun 2009 · 462 posts
Dear Donors,
I won't be home for the next few days, so wait until after Thanksgiving to mail your sperm.
Thank you, Your future baby mama.
<--- minion
;D
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Posted by LilyRoze on Nov 24, 2009 · Member since Apr 2009 · 201 posts
Personally, I thought he was referring to snuff films. Your definition is actually more positive!!! ;)b
It's not my definition, it's Jimmy Buffett's definition. You can find it at songfacts dot com
Jimmy: "This song was written as a piece of total satire when I did my first album in Nashville. I was hearing a lot of suggestive country songs - in particular, Conway Twitty's "Lets Go All The Way." I figured I would write a song that would leave no doubt in anybody's mind. I thought back to a late-night in an Atlanta diner where I was eating and watched this out-of-focus business man trying to pick up a hooker. That's all the inspiration I needed." (thanks, Ken - LaSalle, Canada)
Jimmy wrote this song, but he used the name Marvin Gardens as a alias. (thanks, Dave - Pomeroy, OH)
Hanashi, how is saying "they say you are a whore..." to a woman, positive?
If he thought it was positive, he wouldn't have to follow it up: "..I don't think that's true..."
Gee, I wonder why he published it under an alias? In the video you posted, I thought he looked embarrassed about it. He makes a point of saying, that it was inspired by two people he saw (as if to say: this is not my sentiment)
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Posted by KissMeKate on Nov 24, 2009 · Member since Aug 2007 · 7398 posts
Dear Donors,
I won't be home for the next few days, so wait until after Thanksgiving to mail your sperm.
Thank you, Your future baby mama.
<--- minion
Dang, gonna have to prepare another batch for you then.
WHAT IF.....ck gives birth to hh's baby as a result of his drunken posting on Saturday, and then hh gives birth to ck's baby as a result of the drunken insemination. They could give birth to siblings separately, at the same time, as the result of two separate drinking sessions. Breaking down the boundaries of modern medicine! I'm so excited for you both.
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Posted by humboldt_honey on Nov 24, 2009 · Member since Feb 2007 · 12711 posts
Oohh! I'd love to be ck's babydaddymomma!
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Posted by theodamus on Nov 25, 2009 · Member since Oct 2008 · 2963 posts
... your crusade against those who drink....
My objection is not to drinking alcohol, per se. I am objecting to drinking in excess, ie; getting drunk, because of the harm that it causes, because of the harm that it causes other people besides the drinker.
My second objection is to encouraging others to drink to excess, ie; get drunk, for the same reason. In fact, I believe there should be a law against it. Because of the harm that excessive drinking does to other people besides the drinker.
I also object to boasting about drunkeness. I believe that it falls under the category of the second objection.
Wow, this is yielding some interesting nuggets. I've thought this many times before, but it's never been so clear to me. I might have to thank you all for encouraging me to simplify and clarify my thinking.
THIS is what I wanted to know. Thank you for finally clarifying it! The question I have is: you object to drunkenness and drinking culture but not necessarily with a person drinking in the first place...where is the line in your mind? Would it be different for each person based on tolerance/history/predisposition/family responsibilities? ie How could drinking to excess be made illegal if alcohol is still legal?
Personally, I thought he was referring to snuff films. Your definition is actually more positive!!! ;)b
Hanashi, how is saying "they say you are a whore..." to a woman, positive?
She didn't say it was positive, she said it was "more positive" and I would say that she is correct, considering snuff films are porn films where the woman is murdered. I think most women would see being alive as more positive than being dead :S
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Posted by fufuberry on Nov 25, 2009 · Member since Jul 2008 · 1788 posts
... your crusade against those who drink....
My objection is not to drinking alcohol, per se. I am objecting to drinking in excess, ie; getting drunk, because of the harm that it causes, because of the harm that it causes other people besides the drinker.
My second objection is to encouraging others to drink to excess, ie; get drunk, for the same reason. In fact, I believe there should be a law against it. Because of the harm that excessive drinking does to other people besides the drinker.
I also object to boasting about drunkeness. I believe that it falls under the category of the second objection.
Wow, this is yielding some interesting nuggets. I've thought this many times before, but it's never been so clear to me. I might have to thank you all for encouraging me to simplify and clarify my thinking.
THIS is what I wanted to know. Thank you for finally clarifying it! The question I have is: you object to drunkenness and drinking culture but not necessarily with a person drinking in the first place...where is the line in your mind? Would it be different for each person based on tolerance/history/predisposition/family responsibilities? ie How could drinking to excess be made illegal if alcohol is still legal?
Personally, I thought he was referring to snuff films. Your definition is actually more positive!!! ;)b
Hanashi, how is saying "they say you are a whore..." to a woman, positive?
She didn't say it was positive, she said it was "more positive" and I would say that she is correct, considering snuff films are porn films where the woman is murdered. I think most women would see being alive as more positive than being dead :S
Again, I am going to suggest that this discussion be moved to the food fight forum. This is a place to be silly and goofy and have fun; not for debate.
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Posted by humboldt_honey on Nov 25, 2009 · Member since Feb 2007 · 12711 posts
Y'all ( :P fufu ) are too quick for me! I moved theo's post over to Food Fight as you typed.
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Posted by Charbot Kimzoid on Nov 25, 2009 · Member since Feb 2008 · 3774 posts
Don't think I don't understand that your just having fun I did giggle over the lost comment, but perhaps Lilyroze has had something happen to her involving drinking? I don't know but maybe people shouldn't be so cruel to each other. Right now I'm going through a seperation after years of dealing with an alcoholic, yes children do cry and families are broken up over a disease. I don't think that the original poster was drinking and beat his wife because she had gone to see the movie two times, but there are men who would have after drinking. Drinking is not always a fun experience, it can be as it seems like what was going on here. I"m sure I just killed this thread, I shouldn't have said anything but why is there so much cruelty towards another human being. you can always ignore her. ( and me)
I wondered that for a minute, CC. But I don't think it's fair that I have been lumped in with dead beat dad's, abusive husbands, and love 'em and leave 'em types for no reason. This thread's purpose was light-hearted conversation because I was alone and bored and didn't have anyone to talk to, not to bring back awful memories that a few may have so I could be the victim of virtual, vicarious vengence. I also didn't ask anyone to come in here and get on a soapbox and tell me how I need to live my life. Yes, I got drunk. No, I didn't wear a wife-beater, yell at my fiancee, and then beat the crap out of her. I also didn't force myself on her, nor did I even attempt to have sex with her because, like I said in an earlier post, I'm responsible when I'm being reckelss. I'm not the villain from a Lifetime made for television movie. I would appreciate to not be labeled as such. Also, my heart goes out to you, CC. I'm sorry that you are going through a difficult time. :( If the same has happened to LilyRoze, my heart goes out to her as well. But I am not any of those things, and I never will be. Don't let that one man affect your opinion of all men. I've said it before and I will say it again: not all men are created equal.
By "others" I mean absolutely anyone. The sentences (tranasactions) anyone says can be analyzed for hidden underlying motivations.
You could just tell us what you're trying to say.
I'm actually interested in who the "others" are.
For instance: Both of these previous sentences were a request for information. They would be qualified as adult in nature, and jerk-free. Very good.
Interesting. Especially when this was your first contribution to the thread:
"Mommy, what's an enabler?
When i grow up I want to marry a drunk just like daddy, 'cause he's so cute and funny when he's drunk"
It's hard for some to be jerk-free when a majority of your posts in this thread seem to have a malicious hidden underlying motivation behind them. You get what you give. And for the record, I haven't been rude in any of my posts. Just sayin' in case anyone may think otherwise.
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Posted by humboldt_honey on Nov 25, 2009 · Member since Feb 2007 · 12711 posts
Yes, please go debate it and let the jovial and boisterous conversation continue. Double h...I'M PREGNANT WITH YOUR BABY! I don't know how it happened, but I'm gonna go ahead and blame it on KMK.
I betcha a martini would get me a metrosexual child. That'd be good. I need someone to help me with my eyebrows.
I betcha a martini would get me a metrosexual child. That'd be good. I need someone to help me with my eyebrows.
Fabulous!
everyone could mail her an icecube of sperm...she could put them in a bowl and let them melt together, go buy a turkey baster and voila ...veg baby and the father is unknown. Don't forget to drink the correct drink for desired child prior to sperm insertion. ;)b
This made me gasp out loud. ;D Awesome visual.
I never deleted anything I said, ftr. I'm all about children not dying.
Have you taken a pregnancy test yet, ck?
Also, apparently:
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_FVboKhxpE7M/SdZ5SDIFXaI/AAAAAAAAAJg/wUQ3J1dn9Hc/s400/i-has-minions.jpg
>:D
ooo me, can I be a minion?
ooo me, can I be a minion?
You already are! You don't have a choice. You alllllllllllll are. bwahahahahahahahahahahahha. :rises above:
*sigh* If I only I never had to close this thread................ A nice mix of Bud, Patron Silver, and Cabo Wabo Produced a little cowboy for Mrs. Risuena ;)b so maybe next time I'll go for a Strawberry Pina Colada or A Strawberry Margarita and see if I end up with a little senorita ;)
I don't want to be mean or anything but, I really don't get what you're trying to say lilyroze. ??? Maybe I'm just not on your intelligance level or something :-\ but, alas I don't get the big picture.............. :P
um wow.......I'm sorry, life got in the way, the kiddo woke up crying and was inconsolable for over 45 min....even after a cookie. (Jimmy Buffett is what made him happy!)
Yes, that is right, I am a nanny. Right now, I'm caring for a beautiful 3 y/o boy who is being retested for autism. Tonight he said my name for the first time in my presence!!
At any rate, I'm glad you found what you were looking for!! Personally, I thought he was referring to snuff films. Your definition is actually more positive!!! ;)b
If you listened to any of his other pieces beyond what they play on the top 40, you would realize that he wouldn't be afraid of using the word whore, as well as being a talented lyricist who sings about more than parties and booze.
Then again, I went to my first concert when I was 6mo (a three day festival), where my dad danced to the Greatful Dead with me sleeping in his arms. And my lullaby tapes were of songs from Tom Petty, Donovan, Neil Young, and others. So my view may be skewed in your eyes.
Dear Donors,
I won't be home for the next few days, so wait until after Thanksgiving to mail your sperm.
Thank you,
Your future baby mama.
<--- minion
Dear Donors,
I won't be home for the next few days, so wait until after Thanksgiving to mail your sperm.
Thank you,
Your future baby mama.
<--- minion
;D
Personally, I thought he was referring to snuff films. Your definition is actually more positive!!! ;)b
It's not my definition, it's Jimmy Buffett's definition. You can find it at songfacts dot com
Jimmy: "This song was written as a piece of total satire when I did my first album in Nashville. I was hearing a lot of suggestive country songs - in particular, Conway Twitty's "Lets Go All The Way." I figured I would write a song that would leave no doubt in anybody's mind. I thought back to a late-night in an Atlanta diner where I was eating and watched this out-of-focus business man trying to pick up a hooker. That's all the inspiration I needed." (thanks, Ken - LaSalle, Canada)
Jimmy wrote this song, but he used the name Marvin Gardens as a alias. (thanks, Dave - Pomeroy, OH)
Hanashi, how is saying "they say you are a whore..." to a woman, positive?
If he thought it was positive, he wouldn't have to follow it up: "..I don't think that's true..."
Gee, I wonder why he published it under an alias? In the video you posted, I thought he looked embarrassed about it. He makes a point of saying, that it was inspired by two people he saw (as if to say: this is not my sentiment)
Dear Donors,
I won't be home for the next few days, so wait until after Thanksgiving to mail your sperm.
Thank you,
Your future baby mama.
<--- minion
Dang, gonna have to prepare another batch for you then.
WHAT IF.....ck gives birth to hh's baby as a result of his drunken posting on Saturday, and then hh gives birth to ck's baby as a result of the drunken insemination. They could give birth to siblings separately, at the same time, as the result of two separate drinking sessions. Breaking down the boundaries of modern medicine! I'm so excited for you both.
Oohh! I'd love to be ck's babydaddymomma!
... your crusade against those who drink....
My objection is not to drinking alcohol, per se. I am objecting to drinking in excess, ie; getting drunk, because of the harm that it causes, because of the harm that it causes other people besides the drinker.
My second objection is to encouraging others to drink to excess, ie; get drunk, for the same reason. In fact, I believe there should be a law against it. Because of the harm that excessive drinking does to other people besides the drinker.
I also object to boasting about drunkeness. I believe that it falls under the category of the second objection.
Wow, this is yielding some interesting nuggets. I've thought this many times before, but it's never been so clear to me. I might have to thank you all for encouraging me to simplify and clarify my thinking.
THIS is what I wanted to know. Thank you for finally clarifying it! The question I have is: you object to drunkenness and drinking culture but not necessarily with a person drinking in the first place...where is the line in your mind? Would it be different for each person based on tolerance/history/predisposition/family responsibilities? ie How could drinking to excess be made illegal if alcohol is still legal?
Personally, I thought he was referring to snuff films. Your definition is actually more positive!!! ;)b
Hanashi, how is saying "they say you are a whore..." to a woman, positive?
She didn't say it was positive, she said it was "more positive" and I would say that she is correct, considering snuff films are porn films where the woman is murdered. I think most women would see being alive as more positive than being dead :S
... your crusade against those who drink....
My objection is not to drinking alcohol, per se. I am objecting to drinking in excess, ie; getting drunk, because of the harm that it causes, because of the harm that it causes other people besides the drinker.
My second objection is to encouraging others to drink to excess, ie; get drunk, for the same reason. In fact, I believe there should be a law against it. Because of the harm that excessive drinking does to other people besides the drinker.
I also object to boasting about drunkeness. I believe that it falls under the category of the second objection.
Wow, this is yielding some interesting nuggets. I've thought this many times before, but it's never been so clear to me. I might have to thank you all for encouraging me to simplify and clarify my thinking.
THIS is what I wanted to know. Thank you for finally clarifying it! The question I have is: you object to drunkenness and drinking culture but not necessarily with a person drinking in the first place...where is the line in your mind? Would it be different for each person based on tolerance/history/predisposition/family responsibilities? ie How could drinking to excess be made illegal if alcohol is still legal?
Personally, I thought he was referring to snuff films. Your definition is actually more positive!!! ;)b
Hanashi, how is saying "they say you are a whore..." to a woman, positive?
She didn't say it was positive, she said it was "more positive" and I would say that she is correct, considering snuff films are porn films where the woman is murdered. I think most women would see being alive as more positive than being dead :S
Again, I am going to suggest that this discussion be moved to the food fight forum. This is a place to be silly and goofy and have fun; not for debate.
Y'all ( :P fufu ) are too quick for me! I moved theo's post over to Food Fight as you typed.
Don't think I don't understand that your just having fun I did giggle over the lost comment, but perhaps Lilyroze has had something happen to her involving drinking? I don't know but maybe people shouldn't be so cruel to each other. Right now I'm going through a seperation after years of dealing with an alcoholic, yes children do cry and families are broken up over a disease. I don't think that the original poster was drinking and beat his wife because she had gone to see the movie two times, but there are men who would have after drinking. Drinking is not always a fun experience, it can be as it seems like what was going on here. I"m sure I just killed this thread, I shouldn't have said anything but why is there so much cruelty towards another human being. you can always ignore her. ( and me)
I wondered that for a minute, CC. But I don't think it's fair that I have been lumped in with dead beat dad's, abusive husbands, and love 'em and leave 'em types for no reason. This thread's purpose was light-hearted conversation because I was alone and bored and didn't have anyone to talk to, not to bring back awful memories that a few may have so I could be the victim of virtual, vicarious vengence. I also didn't ask anyone to come in here and get on a soapbox and tell me how I need to live my life. Yes, I got drunk. No, I didn't wear a wife-beater, yell at my fiancee, and then beat the crap out of her. I also didn't force myself on her, nor did I even attempt to have sex with her because, like I said in an earlier post, I'm responsible when I'm being reckelss. I'm not the villain from a Lifetime made for television movie. I would appreciate to not be labeled as such. Also, my heart goes out to you, CC. I'm sorry that you are going through a difficult time. :( If the same has happened to LilyRoze, my heart goes out to her as well. But I am not any of those things, and I never will be. Don't let that one man affect your opinion of all men. I've said it before and I will say it again: not all men are created equal.
By "others" I mean absolutely anyone. The sentences (tranasactions) anyone says can be analyzed for hidden underlying motivations.
You could just tell us what you're trying to say.
I'm actually interested in who the "others" are.
For instance: Both of these previous sentences were a request for information. They would be qualified as adult in nature, and jerk-free. Very good.
Interesting. Especially when this was your first contribution to the thread:
"Mommy, what's an enabler?
When i grow up I want to marry a drunk just like daddy, 'cause he's so cute and funny when he's drunk"
It's hard for some to be jerk-free when a majority of your posts in this thread seem to have a malicious hidden underlying motivation behind them. You get what you give. And for the record, I haven't been rude in any of my posts. Just sayin' in case anyone may think otherwise.
--> Alcohol & Drinking
man, I thought if I clicked that there would be alcohol and drinking! >:( what a let down.
--> Alcohol & Drinking
Yes, please go debate it and let the jovial and boisterous conversation continue.
Double h...I'M PREGNANT WITH YOUR BABY! I don't know how it happened, but I'm gonna go ahead and blame it on KMK.
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