Sex in my vegetable garden.
Posted by Glen Ellyn Serv... on Aug 25, 2009 · Member since Aug 2007 · 315 posts
Well there is no sex, I just put it in the title to increase the traffic to this thread you pervy bastards! :-D
So onto the matter at hand. This year was the first year I grew vegetables in my yard (garden) and I love it. It is a sad reflection on what I have become that I get pretty excited to see how my veg has grown after I get home from work.
So I plan on expanding my patch but need to work on how I can keep it organic but keep the bugs away. I have done some interweb searches but am wondering if anyone has any advise or can recommend a good site or book on organic gardening in general.
For all the perverts looking for sex in the garden here's the closest i could come to finding something for you all.
One of our horticultural societies lovely female members had a beautiful garden but with the weather we had last summer her tomatoes would not ripen. So she came to our club meeting and asked what she could do about it.
One of our favorite members perked up and said, "Well, it may sound crazy but here`s what to do. Tonight there`s no moon. After dark go out into your garden and take all your clothes off. Tomatoes can see in the dark and they`ll be embarrassed and blush. In the morning they`ll all be red, you`ll see."
Well, she reckoned it was worth a try and she did it. Next day a member asked her how it worked.
"So-so," Gwen answered. "The tomatoes are still green but the cucumbers are all four inches longer."
Bwah, ha, ha, ha.....http://bestsmileys.com/lol/1.gif
For all the perverts looking for sex in the garden here's the closest i could come to finding something for you all.
One of our horticultural societies lovely female members had a beautiful garden but with the weather we had last summer her tomatoes would not ripen. So she came to our club meeting and asked what she could do about it.
One of our favorite members perked up and said, "Well, it may sound crazy but here`s what to do. Tonight there`s no moon. After dark go out into your garden and take all your clothes off. Tomatoes can see in the dark and they`ll be embarrassed and blush. In the morning they`ll all be red, you`ll see."
Well, she reckoned it was worth a try and she did it. Next day a member asked her how it worked.
"So-so," Gwen answered. "The tomatoes are still green but the cucumbers are all four inches longer."
:-D :-D ;)b
For all the perverts looking for sex in the garden here's the closest i could come to finding something for you all.
One of our horticultural societies lovely female members had a beautiful garden but with the weather we had last summer her tomatoes would not ripen. So she came to our club meeting and asked what she could do about it.
One of our favorite members perked up and said, "Well, it may sound crazy but here`s what to do. Tonight there`s no moon. After dark go out into your garden and take all your clothes off. Tomatoes can see in the dark and they`ll be embarrassed and blush. In the morning they`ll all be red, you`ll see."
Well, she reckoned it was worth a try and she did it. Next day a member asked her how it worked.
"So-so," Gwen answered. "The tomatoes are still green but the cucumbers are all four inches longer."
seriously you rock I needed a good laugh! :-D :-D :-D :-D
For all the perverts looking for sex in the garden here's the closest i could come to finding something for you all.
One of our horticultural societies lovely female members had a beautiful garden but with the weather we had last summer her tomatoes would not ripen. So she came to our club meeting and asked what she could do about it.
One of our favorite members perked up and said, "Well, it may sound crazy but here`s what to do. Tonight there`s no moon. After dark go out into your garden and take all your clothes off. Tomatoes can see in the dark and they`ll be embarrassed and blush. In the morning they`ll all be red, you`ll see."
Well, she reckoned it was worth a try and she did it. Next day a member asked her how it worked.
"So-so," Gwen answered. "The tomatoes are still green but the cucumbers are all four inches longer."
There was a joke thread last time I was really active here and I posted that same joke. Don't remember where I found it originally. ;)b
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