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TMI Challenge

So we always say that there is no such thing as TMI on vegweb.

I dare someone to come up with something that is, in fact, TMI for this forum.

My bets are on lubi or CK ftw.

The winner gets a box of prizes from KMK.  F'reals.
Extra points for humor and/or sex.

So at college after a long night of playing Quarters, I blacked out and went home with a friend.  I passed out in his bed, and when I woke up, my first thought was, “Why are my pants wet???  OH…”  :(  Sorry I peed in your bed, man!

Another similar but worse story…one night I went to a party where we played flip cup for hours and used mixed drinks w/vodka instead of beer (DUMB!!!).  I went back to my dorm after and in a horny drunken stupor called my BF to come up and visit (he lived an hour away from my school).  The next thing I know, he is waking me up in the shower- I am passed out on the shower floor and am laying in a puddle of diarrhea!  Sooo embarrassing and gross- esp. since it was community shower stall (no private bathrooms in the dorm).

Damn drinking games!

i can't believe no one commented on this!

wow, that second story is just... wow!  that one would have won it for me!

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I had a dream you waxed me.

Does this need to go in the orgasm thread?

Depends on if we have Masochists here.

i didn't know that there was an orgasm thread, but i'll raise my hand if we're looking for masochists here!

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i have an embarrassing story. 

heidi (layla's other mommy) and i were getting busy.  she was pregnant at the time.  i remember we had gone to the toy store and gotten a toy for us to use that day.  we were making out and i used the toy on her and she was like, "oh wow, you've GOT TO try this" so she flipped me over.  as she was pulling my panties off (with her face down there) i let out a HUGE fart.  i was MORTIFIED.  at first i didn't even think it came from me.  then i realized it had.  i shot straight up and i was like, "oh my god, i'm so sorry... wow.." and turned sooooo red.  heidi sorta chuckled but said it was okay and tried to keep going.  i stopped her saying, "i don't feel sexy anymore... sorry".  then we sat up, she looked around, and said, "it smells like sex and farts in here".

:-[ :-[ :-[

oh my.

we didn't have sex for a LONG time after that. 

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same for me, and I don't even remember posting that!!!  ok, now I am embarrassed!

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I'm a hot lady.

eta: Illogical_Atmosphere would not think I was very ladylike based on the way I'm dressed in that picture.

You're not very ladylike. It's very inappropriate.

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Whoah.... really?

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i don't think that there's any doubt of the troll status of that person now.

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Awwww man, what did I miss?

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I've got you covered bff. 

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I've got you covered bff. 

Covered like a blanket?

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Like a wet blanket that smells of pee.  (check your fb messages, when you have a chance)

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Like a wet blanket that smells of pee.  (check your fb messages, when you have a chance)

Ahhh, my favorite smell.
And will do.

:-*

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I was at the beach one day with my girl. I saw a loose tread on her bathing suit, I reached down to rip the thread off. I pulled out her tampon.

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I was at the beach one day with my girl. I saw a loose tread on her bathing suit, I reached down to rip the thread off. I pulled out her tampon.

That is hilarious!

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I was at the beach one day with my girl. I saw a loose tread on her bathing suit, I reached down to rip the thread off. I pulled out her tampon.

Hehe.  Another reason to wear a diva cup!

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:lol: Brilliant.

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I was at the beach one day with my girl. I saw a loose tread on her bathing suit, I reached down to rip the thread off. I pulled out her tampon.

My jaw actually dropped when I read that. Hillarious!

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I was at the beach one day with my girl. I saw a loose tread on her bathing suit, I reached down to rip the thread off. I pulled out her tampon. 

totally made me laugh!

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I'm preparing for a bikini wax so I haven't shaved lately, and the hair is itching the crap out of me :(

Also, I left my "toy" on my nightstand last night and when I woke up my cat was laying on it asleep. And of course whatever material it's made out of can be kinda sticky, and of course I happen to have a medium haired cat. So when she moved it was covered in cat hair. How freaking gross is that?

So that's all so far today lol

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So at college after a long night of playing Quarters, I blacked out and went home with a friend.  I passed out in his bed, and when I woke up, my first thought was, “Why are my pants wet???  OH…”   :(   Sorry I peed in your bed, man!

Another similar but worse story…one night I went to a party where we played flip cup for hours and used mixed drinks w/vodka instead of beer (DUMB!!!).  I went back to my dorm after and in a horny drunken stupor called my BF to come up and visit (he lived an hour away from my school).  The next thing I know, he is waking me up in the shower- I am passed out on the shower floor and am laying in a puddle of diarrhea!  Sooo embarrassing and gross- esp. since it was community shower stall (no private bathrooms in the dorm).

Damn drinking games!

i can't believe no one commented on this!

wow, that second story is just... wow!  that one would have won it for me!

OMG.  I just read this & am dying laughing in my cube at work.  Tears running down my face.  ;D  :)>>>

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