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TMI Challenge

So we always say that there is no such thing as TMI on vegweb.

I dare someone to come up with something that is, in fact, TMI for this forum.

My bets are on lubi or CK ftw.

The winner gets a box of prizes from KMK.  F'reals.
Extra points for humor and/or sex.

blumpkins.....google it

please don't.  really.
::)

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what is the rambone?

is it like the Boston creme pie?

A baseball bat sized dildo.

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what is the rambone?

is it like the Boston creme pie?

A baseball bat sized dildo.

that would like as bad as the cooter punch

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you know there's such a thing as a poop enema? not sexual, i know, but there's got to be at least one person out there turned on by that. (rule 34)

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So at college after a long night of playing Quarters, I blacked out and went home with a friend.  I passed out in his bed, and when I woke up, my first thought was, “Why are my pants wet???  OH…”   :(   Sorry I peed in your bed, man!

Another similar but worse story…one night I went to a party where we played flip cup for hours and used mixed drinks w/vodka instead of beer (DUMB!!!).  I went back to my dorm after and in a horny drunken stupor called my BF to come up and visit (he lived an hour away from my school).  The next thing I know, he is waking me up in the shower- I am passed out on the shower floor and am laying in a puddle of diarrhea!  Sooo embarrassing and gross- esp. since it was community shower stall (no private bathrooms in the dorm).

Damn drinking games!

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what is the rambone?

is it like the Boston creme pie?

Lubi, have they let you out yet? If not, you must be in a pretty liberal facility that lets the mental patients get on the internet.

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Lubi, have they let you out yet? If not, you must be in a pretty liberal facility that lets the mental patients get on the internet.

They didn't let her out, I went and broke her free.

Let's see....I just purchased a new vibrator because I lost my old one sometime during my move from Ithaca to CT.  It's probably still in my old apartment.  Hope someone's getting good use from it!  ;)

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I had a boyfriend who liked to drink my pee..from my body. He was also way down (pun kind of intended) with the period sex, and related activities.

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I was kissing this guy who had eaten some sort of seafood. His mouth tasted funny, but I kept going. Later, I found a piece of crab behind my back molars. I almost threw up.

I also know that this does not compare with everyone else's stories.

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I used a shampoo bottle once.......

I tried the tip of a beer bottle, once. Wasn't so nice. ::)

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y14/Catski/aquafresh-pump-fresh-n-minty.jpg

Fresh and minty. True story.

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Haha, minty fresh!

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I was kissing this guy who had eaten some sort of seafood. His mouth tasted funny, but I kept going. Later, I found a piece of crab behind my back molars. I almost threw up.

I also know that this does not compare with everyone else's stories.

Hm... it does compare, at least for me.

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I was kissing this guy who had eaten some sort of seafood. His mouth tasted funny, but I kept going. Later, I found a piece of crab behind my back molars. I almost threw up.

I also know that this does not compare with everyone else's stories.

Hm... it does compare, at least for me.

I think so too. I dated a guy on the Atkins diet (he was super skinny, not sure why he kept it up) and can totally empathize. Blech.

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blumpkins.....google it

please don't.  really.
::)

KMK, I wish I would have taken your advice...

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When I was in eighth grade I had the hugest crush on some boy. I pretty much stalked him to the point where I knew his schedule, where his locker was, what time he arrived and left school each day, where he sat in the caf, you get the picture. Well, one day I was at my friend's house who's sister was friends with the boy's friends, so she said to me, "let's go to Casey's house, she has a pictue of him and we can make copies of it". I said okay. So we did it and I TAPED HIS PICTURE TO MY BEDROOM WALL!!!! 

And yes, the ridiculousness of it deserves all caps. Yada Yada yada, he got a haircut and that crush burned in flames. Years later as a senior in high school we had a class together, I talked to him and I totally forgot how hard I crushed on him.

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As a child, I would/could eat 8 pork chops, at one sitting. Ugh.

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t least me and Catski were thinking of good hygiene with my shampoo and her tooth paste!!

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And CW was thinking of good nutrition with the banana--potassium!

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Damned if I know what I was drinkingthinking. ;D

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When I was in eighth grade I had the hugest crush on some boy. I pretty much stalked him to the point where I knew his schedule, where his locker was, what time he arrived and left school each day, where he sat in the caf, you get the picture. Well, one day I was at my friend's house who's sister was friends with the boy's friends, so she said to me, "let's go to Casey's house, she has a pictue of him and we can make copies of it". I said okay. So we did it and I TAPED HIS PICTURE TO MY BEDROOM WALL!!!! 

And yes, the ridiculousness of it deserves all caps. Yada Yada yada, he got a haircut and that crush burned in flames. Years later as a senior in high school we had a class together, I talked to him and I totally forgot how hard I crushed on him.

dude, one time I swore I called my crush like 31 times in a single day. (turned out he was on vacation)
I wouldn't have had I known they had caller ID. (my family didn't)

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