TMI Challenge
Posted by KissMeKate on Dec 05, 2008 · Member since Aug 2007 · 7322 posts
So we always say that there is no such thing as TMI on vegweb.
I dare someone to come up with something that is, in fact, TMI for this forum.
My bets are on lubi or CK ftw.
The winner gets a box of prizes from KMK. F'reals.
Extra points for humor and/or sex.
what is the rambone?
is it like the Boston creme pie?
A baseball bat sized dildo.
what is the rambone?
is it like the Boston creme pie?
A baseball bat sized dildo.
that would like as bad as the cooter punch
you know there's such a thing as a poop enema? not sexual, i know, but there's got to be at least one person out there turned on by that. (rule 34)
So at college after a long night of playing Quarters, I blacked out and went home with a friend. I passed out in his bed, and when I woke up, my first thought was, “Why are my pants wet??? OH…” :( Sorry I peed in your bed, man!
Another similar but worse story…one night I went to a party where we played flip cup for hours and used mixed drinks w/vodka instead of beer (DUMB!!!). I went back to my dorm after and in a horny drunken stupor called my BF to come up and visit (he lived an hour away from my school). The next thing I know, he is waking me up in the shower- I am passed out on the shower floor and am laying in a puddle of diarrhea! Sooo embarrassing and gross- esp. since it was community shower stall (no private bathrooms in the dorm).
Damn drinking games!
what is the rambone?
is it like the Boston creme pie?
Lubi, have they let you out yet? If not, you must be in a pretty liberal facility that lets the mental patients get on the internet.
Lubi, have they let you out yet? If not, you must be in a pretty liberal facility that lets the mental patients get on the internet.
They didn't let her out, I went and broke her free.
Let's see....I just purchased a new vibrator because I lost my old one sometime during my move from Ithaca to CT. It's probably still in my old apartment. Hope someone's getting good use from it! ;)
I had a boyfriend who liked to drink my pee..from my body. He was also way down (pun kind of intended) with the period sex, and related activities.
I was kissing this guy who had eaten some sort of seafood. His mouth tasted funny, but I kept going. Later, I found a piece of crab behind my back molars. I almost threw up.
I also know that this does not compare with everyone else's stories.
I used a shampoo bottle once.......
I tried the tip of a beer bottle, once. Wasn't so nice. ::)
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y14/Catski/aquafresh-pump-fresh-n-minty.jpg
Fresh and minty. True story.
Haha, minty fresh!
I was kissing this guy who had eaten some sort of seafood. His mouth tasted funny, but I kept going. Later, I found a piece of crab behind my back molars. I almost threw up.
I also know that this does not compare with everyone else's stories.
Hm... it does compare, at least for me.
I was kissing this guy who had eaten some sort of seafood. His mouth tasted funny, but I kept going. Later, I found a piece of crab behind my back molars. I almost threw up.
I also know that this does not compare with everyone else's stories.
Hm... it does compare, at least for me.
I think so too. I dated a guy on the Atkins diet (he was super skinny, not sure why he kept it up) and can totally empathize. Blech.
blumpkins.....google it
please don't. really.
::)
KMK, I wish I would have taken your advice...
When I was in eighth grade I had the hugest crush on some boy. I pretty much stalked him to the point where I knew his schedule, where his locker was, what time he arrived and left school each day, where he sat in the caf, you get the picture. Well, one day I was at my friend's house who's sister was friends with the boy's friends, so she said to me, "let's go to Casey's house, she has a pictue of him and we can make copies of it". I said okay. So we did it and I TAPED HIS PICTURE TO MY BEDROOM WALL!!!!
And yes, the ridiculousness of it deserves all caps. Yada Yada yada, he got a haircut and that crush burned in flames. Years later as a senior in high school we had a class together, I talked to him and I totally forgot how hard I crushed on him.
As a child, I would/could eat 8 pork chops, at one sitting. Ugh.
t least me and Catski were thinking of good hygiene with my shampoo and her tooth paste!!
And CW was thinking of good nutrition with the banana--potassium!
Damned if I know what I was drinkingthinking. ;D
When I was in eighth grade I had the hugest crush on some boy. I pretty much stalked him to the point where I knew his schedule, where his locker was, what time he arrived and left school each day, where he sat in the caf, you get the picture. Well, one day I was at my friend's house who's sister was friends with the boy's friends, so she said to me, "let's go to Casey's house, she has a pictue of him and we can make copies of it". I said okay. So we did it and I TAPED HIS PICTURE TO MY BEDROOM WALL!!!!
And yes, the ridiculousness of it deserves all caps. Yada Yada yada, he got a haircut and that crush burned in flames. Years later as a senior in high school we had a class together, I talked to him and I totally forgot how hard I crushed on him.
dude, one time I swore I called my crush like 31 times in a single day. (turned out he was on vacation)
I wouldn't have had I known they had caller ID. (my family didn't)
Damned if I know what I was drinkingthinking. ;D
hey, if I could get alcohol through my vagina I would probably try it too!
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