TMI Challenge
Posted by KissMeKate on Dec 05, 2008 · Member since Aug 2007 · 7322 posts
So we always say that there is no such thing as TMI on vegweb.
I dare someone to come up with something that is, in fact, TMI for this forum.
My bets are on lubi or CK ftw.
The winner gets a box of prizes from KMK. F'reals.
Extra points for humor and/or sex.
N claims his pee smells if he eats certain foods - like Chinese food. He'll have Chinese food wee.
yeah, my pee smells from coffee too. or lentils (?).
never heard of lentil pee <3
mine also smells if i hold it in too long... food doesn't seem to make it stink that i have noticed
My pee is always bright yellow whenever I take supplements. Never any other time. It always scares me. hahaha.
I love the smell of me pee after I drink coffee. Haha.
Coffee, asparagus, and Indian food always makes my pee smell funky. I've decided that I'm going to combine the three together (coffee soaked asparagus curry) to make a toxic super piss. I will use this pee to spray in the faces of people I don't like or that anger me. Territory marked.
Coffee, asparagus, and Indian food always makes my pee smell funky. I've decided that I'm going to combine the three together (coffee soaked asparagus curry) to make a toxic super piss. I will use this pee to spray in the faces of people I don't like or that anger me. Territory marked.
A+
Coffee, asparagus, and Indian food always makes my pee smell funky. I've decided that I'm going to combine the three together (coffee soaked asparagus curry) to make a toxic super piss. I will use this pee to spray in the faces of people I don't like or that anger me. Territory marked.
dude i love you <3
CK, that is the sexiest thing I have ever read. WHY ARE YOU SO INTENT ON TURNING ME ON
Just popped into say that I farted in my car yesterday morning, and every time I got in the car (I ran a LOT of errands that day), it smelled horrific. It would. not. leave. my car.
Too embarrassing to post on FB. So here it is. ha!
L2A, one of my friends was bragging about the staying power of a fart in his office yesterday...he said it stuck around for about 2 hours. Ha.
When I was 8, I read Are You There God, It's Me, Margaret for the first time. I had no idea what a period was until I read that book. And, apparently, it didn't teach me anything about it either because for the longest time, I thought your period came out of your hip bone. In the book, they said it was in their underwear, but I didn't know where in their underwear. And one time I fell down while ice skating and bruised my hip bone pretty bad, and I was worried I was going to get my period right there ;D
Oh, I wish I could go back and give my 8 year old self a hug.
When I was 8, I read Are You There God, It's Me, Margaret for the first time. I had no idea what a period was until I read that book. And, apparently, it didn't teach me anything about it either because for the longest time, I thought your period came out of your hip bone. In the book, they said it was in their underwear, but I didn't know where in their underwear. And one time I fell down while ice skating and bruised my hip bone pretty bad, and I was worried I was going to get my period right there ;D
Oh, I wish I could go back and give my 8 year old self a hug.
LOL, that's so funny!
I knew a girl my first year of college who truly thought pee came out of her vagina. She didn't know women have a separate pee hole.
When I was 8, I read Are You There God, It's Me, Margaret for the first time. I had no idea what a period was until I read that book. And, apparently, it didn't teach me anything about it either because for the longest time, I thought your period came out of your hip bone. In the book, they said it was in their underwear, but I didn't know where in their underwear. And one time I fell down while ice skating and bruised my hip bone pretty bad, and I was worried I was going to get my period right there ;D
Oh, I wish I could go back and give my 8 year old self a hug.
LOL, that's so funny!
I knew a girl my first year of college who truly thought pee came out of her vagina. She didn't know women have a separate pee hole.
Oh, dear! :-[
I've decided to start wearing men's briefs. DH got a pair that were too small so I put them on, sort of for a joke. Most comfortable underwear I've ever worn.
So this morning, I went out for a walk before a huge number of classes, wearing a dress and regular women's knickers. Halfway down the main road, the freakin' elastic starts to go for itself, and I find myself hitching the darn things up every few steps to keep them from falling off.
I didn't want to go back and change, knowing I wouldn't finish the walk, and I need the exercise. So nothing daunted, I went into a coffee place, walked into the ladies' room, removed the offending garment and left it in the trash. I walked the rest of the way commando.
I got the giggles because no one in my neighbourhood would imagine that this middleaged greyhaired lady was waving in the breeze!! Then what put me away was imagining the look on the cleaner's face when she empties the trash bin in the ladies room.
I masturbated into a burrito and then ate it
You're the embodiment of the old-time adage:
Use it up
Wear it out
Make it do
Or do without
I guess I'll bump this back on track... since I owe this thread... Sandy Brie on the bottom of page 14 gave me a pretty hearty belly-laugh.
Anyway, I routinely fast, but one time back in High School, at about age 17 or maybe 18, I decided to push myself and go for, what ended up being, 31-32 days without solid food. Any way, about a week in, I felt the urge to fart.
So, Like most people with a little privacy in that situation, I pushed it out to relieve the pressure... except it wasn't gas, it was liquid... Basically the one and only time I have ever shit my pants. Wasn't much... but it has scarred me enough that I am no longer able to fully trust my fart urges... always ready to lock everything down and seal it back up at the first sign of anything that might be awry.
OHH!!! I got another good one though this is more about recieving TMI rather than inflicting it upon you... at my Grandfather's funeral about 10 years ago, while driving my 82 rear-old grandmother around (IIRC), somehow the conversation got to the point where my grandmother was somewhat excitedly expressing how well my grandfather was able to "Give 'It' to her" in a mind-blowing manner. Which i great... but not something I needed to know and/or think about lol.
I worked as the manager of a Gentleman's Club for a while and one of the grosser things I had to do was help retrieve lost sponges and soft tampons from the lady bits of working girls. It involved filling a bath and getting the girl to squat in it and relax while I poked my fingers around and tried to find the missing sponge. Sometimes it would come out followed by chunks... Other times I would send them home to their boyfriends or their doctors...
The job had it's perks but that was not one of them.
"I worked as the manager of a Gentleman's Club for a while and one of the grosser things I had to do was help retrieve lost sponges and soft tampons from the lady bits of working girls. It involved filling a bath and getting the girl to squat in it and relax while I poked my fingers around and tried to find the missing sponge. Sometimes it would come out followed by chunks... Other times I would send them home to their boyfriends or their doctors...
The job had it's perks but that was not one of them."
I think we might have a winner... that's the closest anyone has come to TMI for me. Especially considering some of the other stories I've heard regarding said establisments.
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