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TMI Challenge

So we always say that there is no such thing as TMI on vegweb.

I dare someone to come up with something that is, in fact, TMI for this forum.

My bets are on lubi or CK ftw.

The winner gets a box of prizes from KMK.  F'reals.
Extra points for humor and/or sex.

Not the worst TMI to hit vegweb, but.... I think something I'm taking (multivitamin or DHA) is making my pee smell. At first the hypochondriac in me was like OMG ITS KETOSIS I MUST HAVE DIABETES GODDAMN CUPCAKES but i noticed it ONLY appears when I take those supplements. =/ And it lasts for like, a whole day or two. Gross.

And the best part is peeing in a public restroom, and someone goes into the stall next to me, and then I realize that it's like, the first morning urine after taking supplements so it's super strong and I'm like NOOOO IM SORRY IF YOU CAN SMELL THIS (i don't actually say anything, don't worry). Still. Now I'm like one of those girls who feels self-conscious about people hearing her pee, but for me... it's awesome DHA/B vitamin smell. blegh

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hmmmmmm my pee only smells if i have a bladder infection :P

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My pee only smells when I drink lots of coffee or eat asparagus.

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N claims his pee smells if he eats certain foods - like Chinese food.  He'll have Chinese food wee.

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yeah, my pee smells from coffee too. or lentils (?).

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never heard of lentil pee <3

mine also smells if i hold it in too long... food doesn't seem to make it stink that i have noticed

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My pee is always bright yellow whenever I take supplements. Never any other time. It always scares me. hahaha.

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I love the smell of me pee after I drink coffee. Haha.

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Coffee, asparagus, and Indian food always makes my pee smell funky. I've decided that I'm going to combine the three together (coffee soaked asparagus curry) to make a toxic super piss. I will use this pee to spray in the faces of people I don't like or that anger me. Territory marked.

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Coffee, asparagus, and Indian food always makes my pee smell funky. I've decided that I'm going to combine the three together (coffee soaked asparagus curry) to make a toxic super piss. I will use this pee to spray in the faces of people I don't like or that anger me. Territory marked.

A+

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Coffee, asparagus, and Indian food always makes my pee smell funky. I've decided that I'm going to combine the three together (coffee soaked asparagus curry) to make a toxic super piss. I will use this pee to spray in the faces of people I don't like or that anger me. Territory marked.

dude i love you <3

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CK, that is the sexiest thing I have ever read. WHY ARE YOU SO INTENT ON TURNING ME ON

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Just popped into say that I farted in my car yesterday morning, and every time I got in the car (I ran a LOT of errands that day), it smelled horrific. It would. not. leave. my car.
Too embarrassing to post on FB. So here it is. ha!

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L2A, one of my friends was bragging about the staying power of a fart in his office yesterday...he said it stuck around for about 2 hours.  Ha. 

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When I was 8, I read Are You There God, It's Me, Margaret for the first time. I had no idea what a period was until I read that book. And, apparently, it didn't teach me anything about it either because for the longest time, I thought your period came out of your hip bone. In the book, they said it was in their underwear, but I didn't know where in their underwear. And one time I fell down while ice skating and bruised my hip bone pretty bad, and I was worried I was going to get my period right there  ;D

Oh, I wish I could go back and give my 8 year old self a hug.

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When I was 8, I read Are You There God, It's Me, Margaret for the first time. I had no idea what a period was until I read that book. And, apparently, it didn't teach me anything about it either because for the longest time, I thought your period came out of your hip bone. In the book, they said it was in their underwear, but I didn't know where in their underwear. And one time I fell down while ice skating and bruised my hip bone pretty bad, and I was worried I was going to get my period right there  ;D

Oh, I wish I could go back and give my 8 year old self a hug.

LOL, that's so funny!

I knew a girl my first year of college who truly thought pee came out of her vagina.  She didn't know women have a separate pee hole.

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When I was 8, I read Are You There God, It's Me, Margaret for the first time. I had no idea what a period was until I read that book. And, apparently, it didn't teach me anything about it either because for the longest time, I thought your period came out of your hip bone. In the book, they said it was in their underwear, but I didn't know where in their underwear. And one time I fell down while ice skating and bruised my hip bone pretty bad, and I was worried I was going to get my period right there  ;D

Oh, I wish I could go back and give my 8 year old self a hug.

LOL, that's so funny!

I knew a girl my first year of college who truly thought pee came out of her vagina.  She didn't know women have a separate pee hole.

Oh, dear!  :-[

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I've decided to start wearing men's briefs. DH got a pair that were too small so I put them on, sort of for a joke. Most comfortable underwear I've ever worn.
So this morning, I went out for a walk before a huge number of classes, wearing a dress and regular women's knickers. Halfway down the main road, the freakin' elastic starts to go for itself, and I find myself hitching the darn things up every few steps to keep them from falling off.
I didn't want to go back and change, knowing I wouldn't finish the walk, and I need the exercise. So nothing daunted, I went into a coffee place, walked into the ladies' room, removed the offending garment and left it in the trash. I walked the rest of the way commando.
I got the giggles because no one in my neighbourhood would imagine that this middleaged greyhaired lady was waving in the breeze!! Then what put me away was imagining the look on the cleaner's face when she empties the trash bin in the ladies room.

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I masturbated into a burrito and then ate it

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You're the embodiment of the old-time adage:
Use it up
Wear it out
Make it do
Or do without

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