TMI Challenge
Posted by KissMeKate on Dec 05, 2008 · Member since Aug 2007 · 7398 posts
So we always say that there is no such thing as TMI on vegweb.
I dare someone to come up with something that is, in fact, TMI for this forum.
My bets are on lubi or CK ftw.
The winner gets a box of prizes from KMK. F'reals.
Extra points for humor and/or sex.
Unless it was the paprika, soy sauce or tomato paste, I doubt it. I use the other spices quite often with no room-clearing effects.
another idea: if he's got some bottles of liquor he doesn't drink much, stick a pube/whatever in that. You know, like making vanilla extract, but it's nasty extract. EAU DE PUBE
why am i so good at this?
NO ONE CROSS ME
he has several bottles of alcohol he doesn't touch. I'm going to pee in all of them.
see this is just wrong.....if I have several bottles of alcohol I have a party!!! (or just drink them myself)
another idea: if he's got some bottles of liquor he doesn't drink much, stick a pube/whatever in that. You know, like making vanilla extract, but it's nasty extract. EAU DE PUBE
why am i so good at this?
NO ONE CROSS ME
he has several bottles of alcohol he doesn't touch. I'm going to pee in all of them.
see this is just wrong.....if I have several bottles of alcohol I have a party!!! (or just drink them myself)
Yeah, bottles of liquor don't last long in my possession.
Not super TMI, but I'm beginning to think gluten gives me really bad gas. I have been tearing it up today after eating half a log of homemade seitan salami.
do they smell like sewer?
More like raunchy dog farts
Once in college I was at a party at some FUCKING BITCH girls' house...they were SO mean to me and my friends. I went in the bathroom and peed in their shampoo and also their listerine, which was already pee colored. I never felt so good in my life (up to age 20 that is).
Shit, maybe even 20 years later it was one of the best moments.
They were seriously like the epitome of bitchy sorority girls...almost characature-like!
and they drank my piss and washed with it. yep.
l2a you rule... hell ya!
5/5
my farts smelled last night SB... i reminded me of you <3
my farts smelled last night SB... i reminded me of you <3
<3 PLUR
l2a.....love u!!!
My dogs farts make me hungry
I queefed in Prestons face last night.
hahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
I queefed in Prestons face last night.
hahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
AWESOME
I just saw that there was a new post in this thread, and I'm all like, "hmmm, p'raps I should tell everybody about how I queefed on the bed a minute ago, the situation leading up to it, and the fun conversation that followed...."
Once in college I was at a party at some FUCKING BITCH girls' house...they were SO mean to me and my friends. I went in the bathroom and peed in their shampoo and also their listerine, which was already pee colored. I never felt so good in my life (up to age 20 that is).
Shit, maybe even 20 years later it was one of the best moments.
They were seriously like the epitome of bitchy sorority girls...almost characature-like!
and they drank my piss and washed with it. yep.
I think l2a wins this round...
*highfive*
I queefed in Prestons face last night.
hahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
O SNAP
have I mentioned my poop is hunter green with floaters from eating so much kale?
I queefed in Prestons face last night.
hahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
have I mentioned my poop is hunter green with floaters from eating so much kale?
that's actually awesome and i would like weekly kale poo status updates :)
Edit: Of course, after I post something like that, my uncle informs me that he's becoming vegan! I like this site, and I'm going to refer him to it, so I'm going to... ummm... get rid of the evidence...
haha that is awesome :)
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