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TMI Challenge

So we always say that there is no such thing as TMI on vegweb.

I dare someone to come up with something that is, in fact, TMI for this forum.

My bets are on lubi or CK ftw.

The winner gets a box of prizes from KMK.  F'reals.
Extra points for humor and/or sex.

I give up

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I give up

you talk the talk, but do you walk the walk? ;)

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a pube cube would be grosser. regular water, with lots of pubes frozen inside. add to drink, watch it melt. hell yes.

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a pube cube would be grosser. regular water, with lots of pubes frozen inside. add to drink, watch it melt. hell yes.

While I fully support this, a pube cube would be quite recognizable. I think the urine cube, as long as I drank a gallon of water and dilluted it even further, could go undetected.

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btw DOES PEE FREEZE?

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TWO WORDS: YELLOW SNOW

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also: i think a single pube in a single cube (IT'S GETTING SEUSSIAN UP IN HERE) could work. A whole tray of "clean" appearing cubes, and one with one smallish pube. That way, if it were discovered, it could be an accident ;)b

also: saliva cubes

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also: i think a single pube in a single cube (IT'S GETTING SEUSSIAN UP IN HERE) could work. A whole tray of "clean" appearing cubes, and one with one smallish pube. That way, if it were discovered, it could be an accident ;)b

also: saliva cubes

thanks for your support FB. it could totally work.

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Remind me never to piss off sb (pun intended).

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SB really has a reason to hate his roommate, that guy is the biggest asshole and makes SB practically polish the kitchen everytime he's in it.  And there are notes everywhere to remind him.  But cruella's dogs can pee everywhere and that's ok!

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SB really has a reason to hate his roommate, that guy is the biggest asshole and makes SB practically polish the kitchen everytime he's in it.  And there are notes everywhere to remind him.  But cruella's dogs can pee everywhere and that's ok!

Yeah, I'm a pretty clean guy but my roommate is ridiculous! I literally have to scrub every inch of anything I touch/use after every use. He leaves me notes about drying out the sink and polishing it, sweeping and mopping the floor after every use, etc. He doesn't cook at all (surprised?), but leaves me stupid notes about taking the trash if it starts getting full (even though I do!), but he'll leave his take-out boxes piled up on top of the trash for DAYS. I stopped taking out the trash if he's the one who overflows it to make a point. He also has a note on the thermostat not to change the temp.... excuse me, but the last time I checked I pay for half of the utilities so I have a right to touch it if I fucking want to (and I definitely don't abuse the heat or AC). These are just a few of the ridiculous things he has posted around the house. All of this while he lets his little shithead, untrained dogs run around the house yapping wildly at anything that moves, peeing on everything. Seriously, fuck this house, and fuck his faggot Cruella DeVille ass!

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sb: is this a friend you new from before that you are living with or a random? can you move out or are you stuck in a lease? bad living situations are the worst and wear on my emotional well being... get out before u drop kick him

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another idea: if he's got some bottles of liquor he doesn't drink much, stick a pube/whatever in that. You know, like making vanilla extract, but it's nasty extract. EAU DE PUBE

why am i so good at this?

NO ONE CROSS ME

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sb: is this a friend you new from before that you are living with or a random? can you move out or are you stuck in a lease? bad living situations are the worst and wear on my emotional well being... get out before u drop kick him

Found him on roommates.com. The final straw was when he yelled at my best friend who was in from out of town, and then (same day) told my boyfriend he wasn't welcome in the house anymore. I'm moving out in 2 weeks and will never look back. I've never had a bad roommate situation and I'm convinced that it's HIM and not me. Either way, it's time for my own apartment.

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another idea: if he's got some bottles of liquor he doesn't drink much, stick a pube/whatever in that. You know, like making vanilla extract, but it's nasty extract. EAU DE PUBE

why am i so good at this?

NO ONE CROSS ME

he has several bottles of alcohol he doesn't touch. I'm going to pee in all of them.

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ahahaha DO IT

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SB really has a reason to hate his roommate, that guy is the biggest asshole and makes SB practically polish the kitchen everytime he's in it.  And there are notes everywhere to remind him.  But cruella's dogs can pee everywhere and that's ok!

Yeah, I'm a pretty clean guy but my roommate is ridiculous! I literally have to scrub every inch of anything I touch/use after every use. He leaves me notes about drying out the sink and polishing it, sweeping and mopping the floor after every use, etc. He doesn't cook at all (surprised?), but leaves me stupid notes about taking the trash if it starts getting full (even though I do!), but he'll leave his take-out boxes piled up on top of the trash for DAYS. I stopped taking out the trash if he's the one who overflows it to make a point. He also has a note on the thermostat not to change the temp.... excuse me, but the last time I checked I pay for half of the utilities so I have a right to touch it if I fucking want to (and I definitely don't abuse the heat or AC). These are just a few of the ridiculous things he has posted around the house. All of this while he lets his little shithead, untrained dogs run around the house yapping wildly at anything that moves, peeing on everything. Seriously, fuck this house, and fuck his faggot Cruella DeVille ass!

That sounds miserable.  I had a similar bad roommate situation in college (4 girls in the apartment, 2 were horrible bitches.  And I'm 99.9% sure that it was them, not me, because I've never had issues with any other roommates).  Unfortunately I didn't pee in any of their stuff before they moved out. ::) Enjoy having your own place!

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yay i'm glad you're almost outta there :)

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Okay, guys. I'm sorry that I gayed this thread up by Dear Livejournaling, but we need to get back on track.

Not super TMI, but I'm beginning to think gluten gives me really bad gas. I have been tearing it up today after eating half a log of homemade seitan salami.

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i guess it really is a good salami analogue then....

maybe it was the spices?

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