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TMI Challenge

So we always say that there is no such thing as TMI on vegweb.

I dare someone to come up with something that is, in fact, TMI for this forum.

My bets are on lubi or CK ftw.

The winner gets a box of prizes from KMK.  F'reals.
Extra points for humor and/or sex.

I had a HORRIBLE clogged milk duct in my boob the other night. This is a very painful experience that makes one wish she was dead. It feels like the boob weighs about 10 pounds and is about to explode.

My dear husband tried to help me unplug the duct by placing my entire boob in his mouth, while I was hanging it over his face, and sucking as hard as he could, while swallowing some milk that was not plugged.

What a great guy I have. I am lucky. It didn't work.

would it be TMI if I confided that this turns me on a little? ;)

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I had a HORRIBLE clogged milk duct in my boob the other night. This is a very painful experience that makes one wish she was dead. It feels like the boob weighs about 10 pounds and is about to explode.

My dear husband tried to help me unplug the duct by placing my entire boob in his mouth, while I was hanging it over his face, and sucking as hard as he could, while swallowing some milk that was not plugged.

What a great guy I have. I am lucky. It didn't work.

I'm cracking up thinking about this!!!!

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EDITED because apparently even a thread called "TMI Challenge" has to cater to strict, conservative Christian/Roman Catholic values and old-fashioned concepts of "decency."
:P

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*ahem*

use of produce for self-pleasure: show of hands?

*raises hand*

.....and not being one to waste food, I did of course chop up that banana into my oatmeal for post-pleasure consumption.

the end.

was the banana peeled or not (for the first part of the pleasure)

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*ahem*

use of produce for self-pleasure: show of hands?

*raises hand*

.....and not being one to waste food, I did of course chop up that banana into my oatmeal for post-pleasure consumption.

the end.

:o

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*ahem*

use of produce for self-pleasure: show of hands?

*raises hand*

.....and not being one to waste food, I did of course chop up that banana into my oatmeal for post-pleasure consumption.

the end.

WIN!!!!

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I've been reading one of those links you posted, CW, about getting to know one's vagina... it said that if one's vaginal muscles are in good working order, one should be able to put a peeled banana in a ziploc bag, insert it and then... cut it in half. Anything like your experiences? ;)

It'd be all ready for breakfast afterward... :-D

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Heli, I am about 99% sure that I could do that, but I haven't tested it.

and for this reason, I left the peel ON. needed to keep it stiff, Y'know?

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*ahem*

use of produce for self-pleasure: show of hands?

*raises hand*

.....and not being one to waste food, I did of course chop up that banana into my oatmeal for post-pleasure consumption.

the end.

Magnificent reading material right here.
:-D ;)b

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Heli, I am about 99% sure that I could do that, but I haven't tested it.

and for this reason, I left the peel ON. needed to keep it stiff, Y'know?

Awesome.

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This thread is the best decision I ever made.

I have to catch up on this reading material.  8-)

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I used a shampoo bottle once.......

I tried the tip of a beer bottle, once. Wasn't so nice. ::)

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I used a shampoo bottle once.......

Diameter?

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I was like, wowwww, you've got a spacious vag!

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I know a girl who tried doing this with a 3 liter bottle of Coke.  She just...well, sat down on it.  This was videotaped and some of my friends saw said tape.
:oh:

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I know a girl who tried doing this with a 3 liter bottle of Coke.  She just...well, sat down on it.  This was videotaped and some of my friends saw said tape.
:oh:

Like, from the cap end?

I guess I can imagine that....
Eeeeeek.

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I know a girl who tried doing this with a 3 liter bottle of Coke.  She just...well, sat down on it.  This was videotaped and some of my friends saw said tape.
:oh:

Like, from the cap end?

I guess I can imagine that....
Eeeeeek.

Yes, but she got down a few inches past the cap.

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l2ant told me she likes blumpkins.....google it, she's a sick freak.......

ok, I'm lying, but she did tell me what it was

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l2ant told me she likes blumpkins.....google it, she's a sick freak.......

ok, I'm lying, but she did tell me what it was

Is this anything like the Rambone?

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what is the rambone?

is it like the Boston creme pie?

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