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Awkwards about the moms and sexy talks.

I've been meaning to come back to this thread since I received and have had a chance to try out the toys I ordered (: One (http://store.babeland.com/vibrators-g-spot/bgee?page=1) of them is really small and like..not powerful. I was disappoint. It was also the more expensive one. Lames.

The other one (http://www.amazon.com/Doc-Johnson-Multi-Speed-Waterproof-Twist-bottom/dp/B000FERL1M/ref=cm_cr_pr_product_top)  I thought was too big and like it looked kind of scary, but (: it was nice. Quiet, pretty strong..aaaaaand I think I came pretty close to the O  8)

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My mom called me and said "Hey sarah, did you put away your stuff?" and laughed at me. So think she wont kill me, but i still expect some type of talk. Hah.

Cakes, i almost go the 2nd one you got! Haha. I'll remember if i decide to get another to think about it.

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I mean, the good thing is, there shouldn't really be anything to talk about, right?  It's not as if she found condoms or a pregnancy test.  Like, OK, there's a toy.....we all know what it's for....moving on!  She can't really be upset with you for it, it's not as if you did something harmful!  But that's still awfully embarrassing!  eek

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I'm just extra weirded out that her fiance saw it. I know he found it, because he gets up first. Ick. Haha.
Thats what i was thinking, she doesnt really have anything to say about it. But i think she'll warp it in to some other talk. I'll find out in an hour, haha.

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When I moved out of my parents house (for the second time), I left my Rabbit in a box in the closet...I never used it (it's got nothing on the adjustable showerhead), so I didn't think about bringing it along.  A few years ago, I was up in my old room and went looking for it.  It was gone.  Everything else I left was still there.  But no Rabbit.  Its weird.  I don't know if my mom found it and threw it away or if she's using it.....she never mentioned anything - maybe I should ask her.....

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or if she's using it.....

:uhoh:

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or if she's using it.....

:uhoh:

Well, I dunno!?!?  Its a possibility, right?  My mom's not the type to throw something like that away - I guess my sister could have always gotten to it...

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i guess so... it's just not an entirely great idea to use a sex toy you just find. right?

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Right.  I wouldn't use someone else's toy, no matter how sterile it was....but I wouldn't put it past my mom or sister....my sister asked to use my toothbrush the other day....it didn't happen.

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LOL. I think there's a slight difference between a toothbrush and a vibrator.....although....i have heard you can make the battery powered toothbrushes into vibrators with a few modifications.  Squeaky clean, aye?  =-p

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Personally, using someone else's toothbrush is grosser to me than sharing a toy....I guess it would depend on who's toy it was....but neither will ever happen with me!

One of my gay friends uses a toothbrush to clean out his rear before a date....that always cracked me up....

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i have heard you can make the battery powered toothbrushes into vibrators with a few modifications.  

This is true. I have this hulk battery powered tooth brush. Hahaha <3

erin, i'm with you, toothbrushes are grosser. And thats just funny with your friend! hah.

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ew toothbrushes are way grosser. dustin likes to use mine sometimes. in fact, when we came back from sf he was lazy and didn't want to pull his out of his bag, i guess? anyway, he was using mine for, like, 3 days before i realized (ok, he told me..) and i was like: ahhh! why would you do that? you know i hate that! and took his damn toothbrush out of his bag for him and changed my bristles (i have replacement head things). ewewewewwww.

i don't even like thinking about it.

and that is quite disgusting about the toothbrush rear. k, now i think toothbrushes are ever grosser.

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One of my gay friends uses a toothbrush to clean out his rear before a date....that always cracked me up....

That really cracks me up too!      :-D 

I sympathize with you sarah.  Just tell her that it's better she found a toy in the shower than a boy.  ;)

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She got home. Wasnt bad. She came in and was like, dont leave things around the house and started laughing at me like crazyyyy. And was telling me how she tried to figure out what it was, because it was like by all my new vegan shampoo and stuff so thought it could be some weird lotion and it turned on and scared her. oh geeze. haha. And then she was asking when i got it and how i got it, and laughed at me for like 5 minutes. And said she doesnt care as long as i dont leave it laying around. Oh and she asked if theres anything else about me that she needs to know about (shes realizing lots of weird/bad/things she doesnt want to know about me lately, hah).

So it was pretty much her laughing at me for a long time. And she said she didnt think john saw it, whew.

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See, that wasn't so bad....but now every time your in the shower, she's probably going to be wondering if you're using it or not.....

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I know!! Thats exactly what i was thinking. I think i'll be afraid to have it in there for a while anyways, in fear of me leaving it again.

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Ha.  I forgot about this until I just saw the thread again.  A couple weekends ago, I took veganomicon home with me so I could make waffles for my parents.  Sometimes I grab random pieces of paper to use as bookmarks and as my mother was reading the recipe, I realized that I had bookmarked the page with a packing slip my an old Adam&Eve.com order.  I don't think she noticed, but I quickly got the book from her.  She can barely even stand to hear about me having a boyfriend, so I doubt she'd say anything if she did actually see it. 

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So. Just as i thought, that convo wasnt over. And now i'm going on birth control next month. Wasnt a horrible conversation. It was just me yelling at my mom for saying weird words asking if i was having sex (in other words avoiding the question) and then she just yelled out "ARE YOU FUCKING" haha. geeze, motherrr.
So. interesting day.

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Poor Sarah.  I'm glad I never had that conversation with my mom....
Ya you're fucking - you're fucking yourself!!  That doesn't necessarily mean you're whoring around.....
But birth control is always a good idea.  I've been on it since I was 18 and I've never gotten pregnant, thank the lord!

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