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I love, love, love it when my wife exposes my whole entire sex life...little :monkey:

;D You'll find that we have no tmi barriers.

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I love, love, love it when my wife exposes my whole entire sex life...little :monkey:

;D You'll find that we have no tmi barriers.

maybe she should check out the poop threads!  haha!

:-D :-D :-D

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Poop threads? That's gross!  Apparently there are no Tmi limits! LOL.

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oh yes, honey.  people talk about their poop in detail.  that's why it's okay to post this stuff here.  we're one big, strangely close family!

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Britt, you havent seen ANYTHING if you think this is tmi. Haha. I remember the tmi contest. Oh geeze. haha.

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Yep.  That was a good contest.  It was an honest victory on cw's part.

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:uhoh: yikes!

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I thought this was vegweb not sexweb but maybe webmistress can change the name! >:(

The thread heading isn't confusing.  You're free not to open threads you don't want to read.

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Ooo, i'll look for sliquid if i ever get to that erotic store.
HH, i thought about getting a card like that, we have like these things called green dot cards at the mall like that. But things like this delivered. Eek. I'd be afraid i wouldnt be home and my mom would be all like LEMME SEE WHAT YOU GOTT.

You can order sliquid from drugstore.com.  They also have other vegan products like shampoo and deodorant...you can get some good deals too!  Anyway, if you're worried about your mom getting nosey about the package, you could order some shampoo/conditioner and stuff, and let her see that when you open the package.  I can't imagine she'd be too interested after seeing that and maybe her nosiness will subside.  They usually come shipped with packing paper...you could cleverly hide the lube under the paper while she looks at the shampoo.  Just a thought.

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I thought this was vegweb not sexweb but maybe webmistress can change the name! >:(

The thread heading isn't confusing.  You're free not to open threads you don't want to read.

Very true.  If you aren't okay with this kind of stuff, simply do not read it.  By the way, I read over TMI C a little and the stuff on there was crazy! I couldn't get over the chick with the uh..."female napkin" disaster in the washer and dryer, and then the pics...wow!  Pretty funny!

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You can order sliquid from drugstore.com.  They also have other vegan products like shampoo and deodorant...you can get some good deals too!  Anyway, if you're worried about your mom getting nosey about the package, you could order some shampoo/conditioner and stuff, and let her see that when you open the package.  I can't imagine she'd be too interested after seeing that and maybe her nosiness will subside.  They usually come shipped with packing paper...you could cleverly hide the lube under the paper while she looks at the shampoo.  Just a thought.

Good idea. I might do that, because i dont have many vegan beauty things because my mom just buys them lots.

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Illogical_Atmosphere, if you don't care what people are talking about then quit posting on threads you find offensive. The titles pretty much explain what the board will be about.
And this is a community for veg-friendly people to come and share their opinions and ideas on everything. It's neat to see such a variety of (mostly) open-minded people showing their interests that go beyond just what they eat. I love it.

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I thought this was vegweb not sexweb but maybe webmistress can change the name! Angry

And that made me laugh out loud. Because there's maybe two 'risque' threads the name should be changed to sexweb? Heh.

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As the official certified founder of this thread, I created it because there was seemingly interest about the topic on the chit chat thread and elsewhere. As human beings chit chatting with each other, sexual topics inevitably come up, and there had been some complaints of them entering non-sexual threads/convo and making others feel uncomfortable. So, here in this very clearly NSFW thread, people can post about this topic, while people thoroughly not interested can avoid it.

Also, in regards to the "act like ladies" remark posted elsewhere, as a feminist, I take exception to that. But that's just a sidenote... this ain't no feminist sex toys thread (which reminds me of strap-ons  ;D)

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Hm, I hope that was said in the best way possible. And yeah, dude, sometimes people do get tired of same old same old with their partner. And sometimes people masturbate. This highest estimate (based on survey) for women is that 70% do it... So it makes one wonder what "ladylike" exactly is.

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okay so. Uhm. I'm really scared right now.
I left one of my toys in the shower. Ohmygosh. My mom and john were in there. Andd, the shower curtain was moved over so i could see that it was in there when i got up today.
Geezussssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss i think i might die.

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Yikes!  That would be embarrassing!  I would just pretend like nothing ever happened.....

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I am, but i knowwwww shes going to have a talk with me tonight. Shes allll about having talks about everything that wind up being her yelling for no reason.

Eek, just thought of something to make this situation worse, i ordered lube in the mail since i got a diva. Itll probably get here tomorrow or saturday when shes home. Haha. geeze.

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I have been having to give my mother a lot of sex advice recently in her attempt to save the marriage between her and my father.

We have NEVER been close, so it's weird on so many levels.  I mean... i usually don't get all weird about talking about sex....but it's my mom....and she's been pretty.....detailed about it all.

I think my libido is gone. Like. Forever.

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fufuberry, I can sooooooooooooo relate.....only it has been me w/ my dad.....now that my sister and I are grown, he's started dating (widower) and yeah.....it is always strange when I'm down for a visit and then an 'exstenze' or cialis commercial comes on.....

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