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(female and male)

May is Masturbation Month?! I think it's also Pregnancy Awareness Month ... do you think the two are related?  ;D

This is the vibrator I really want:
http://store.babeland.com/vibrators-premium/sasi-vibrator-by-babeland

SO expensive!

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hey... masturbation is 100% effective against pregnancy. it makes sense.

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Trouble is, though, over time (I'm talking years here, for most people), masturbation does tend to suffer from the Law Of Diminishing Returns. Toys or no toys.

BTW, I can heartily recommend the learning of some basic massage techniques in order to add awareness and fun to any physical encounter. There used to be a very good, basic manual called "Total Massage" back in the 80's that I swore by. Someone "borrowed" my copy, basically because of the many nekkid pictures.

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OMG!  I think I bought a copy of Total Massage back in the early 90s.  I tried to massage someone and was told I didn't have strong enough fingers.  I received a massage and I'm too uptight so it hurt a lot.  And that was the end of that.

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I was told "this is the worst backrub in the history of the universe."
SO polite, don't you think?

YG, that's a really good point ... sex after marriage is definitely different. And sex after childbirth is even more different than that!

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I was told "this is the worst backrub in the history of the universe."
SO polite, don't you think?

YG, that's a really good point ... sex after marriage is definitely different. And sex after childbirth is even more different than that!

...sex is even more different's when you are dead.

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What? Are you cracking open a cold one?
OH THAT'S SO BAD

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What? Are you cracking open a cold one?
OH THAT'S SO BAD

Oh no she didn't!

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What? Are you cracking open a cold one?
OH THAT'S SO BAD

Oh no she didn't!

A cold... copselite?

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It's a necrophilia joke.

I've been looking at the Pure sex toys online (so expensive! they can't be nearly that much to produce!) and I kind of want one. Has anyone else here tried G-spot or penetration toys only?
My fear is that I'd buy one and it wouldn't work.  :P

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It's a necrophilia joke.

I've been looking at the Pure sex toys online (so expensive! they can't be nearly that much to produce!) and I kind of want one. Has anyone else here tried G-spot or penetration toys only?
My fear is that I'd buy one and it wouldn't work.  :P

Practice makes perfect.

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Well, I'm not going to shell out $108 to find out that I have a faulty G-spot.

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I dont think you'l have a faulty g-spot hah. It might take some time to figure out exactly where the right spot is and how the best way is to use your new toy if you get it.
I'd say just read reviews, look up some stuff online, and if you really want it, go for it!

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Well, I'm not going to shell out $108 to find out that I have a faulty G-spot.

I'll go halfies with you.

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I'm pretty sure I have a faulty g spot :'(

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I'm pretty sure I have a faulty g spot :'(

agreed :-[

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Dont give up on your g-spot. Mabye its just shy.

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G-Spot! G-Spot! Here, kitty-kitty-kitty!

Nope, still no luck ...  ;D

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You can just call a kitty....

you must pet the kitty 'till its all purrrry.

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You can just call a kitty....

you must pet the kitty 'till its all purrrry.

Please be more specific, O Love Guru.

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