Reasons to Get a LadyBoner

Posted by carrot_wench on Mar 04, 2011 · Member since Feb 2007 · 2080 posts

There are times when We ladies get so turned on (sexually and otherwise) that the only appropriate response is, "Damn, that totally gives me a ladyboner."

You know how it is.... You start to feel a little hot, Your heartbeat quickens and You can feel the pulse down below, and hell, maybe You're even getting wet.

If You had a penis, it'd be standing at attention.
or at least getting a little chubby.

Let's share Our reasons WHY.

Posted by lotus42 on Apr 16, 2011 · Member since Mar 2007 · 3081 posts

Oh, and I forgot to mention earlier.... I am also turned the fuck on by sweaty man-stink.
James showers every day, but he still puts off a (fairly strong, in his family's opinion) funk of immense ladyboner quality.

The natural scent of people in general is something I adore.... in high school, I enjoyed certain colognes and deodorants on guys/girls, but now I think that shit is (for the most part) repulsive.

Give me natural pheromones over chemical scents any day.

This! I love a good natural stink!

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Posted by nmpixie on Apr 16, 2011 · Member since Jan 2008 · 1243 posts

http://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh212/darkangel1010001/mark_mumford.jpg

Marcus Mumford. I love his pasty, slightly chubby englishness.

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Posted by carrot_wench on Apr 16, 2011 · Member since Feb 2007 · 2080 posts

Marcus Mumford. I love his pasty, slightly chubby englishness.

*nods*
I love those qualities in a person...
...which reminds me of another RTGLB: Alan Cumming.
Although not so much in the "slightly chubby" category (which I do enjoy on some folks), and technically he's Scottish and not English, he is definitely pasty and possesses much Western European-ness. He's a multi-talented, gender-bending, accent-having stud muffin:

http://www.askactor.com/images/casts/United_States/14137/Alan_Cumming_14137_11.jpg . http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_OSb7Jq-xoVA/SgsS50Zbz2I/AAAAAAAACSc/dxR_dDjiweU/s400/alan_cumming.jpg
http://barefoot.provocateuse.com/images/photos/alan_cumming_02@.jpg

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Posted by xPIXIEx on Apr 17, 2011 · Member since Aug 2009 · 64 posts

Paul Newman :)>>>

http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e207/melb864/paul-newman-cool12.jpg

http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e207/melb864/6a00e550d89fd988340148c835d3b8970c-500wi.jpg

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Posted by theodamus on Apr 17, 2011 · Member since Oct 2008 · 2960 posts

Oooh revvie SO YES on Nathan Fillion!

Also in the slightly chubby pasty English category: Guy Garvey. His voooooiiiiiiceee.......

http://www.the-fly.co.uk/upload/images/featured_artist/Elbow_Gallery/Elbow_35.jpg

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Posted by shelloid on Apr 18, 2011 · Member since Nov 2006 · 4427 posts

for uber-englishness and general ladybonering....Richard E Grant - especially as Withnail:

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_SKx0fNQMLYo/SXjdgZkbC2I/AAAAAAAADAg/dak1Rf1sQ0U/s400/withnail-pics4jpg.jpg

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Posted by erinmonster5 on Apr 18, 2011 · Member since Jan 2008 · 2870 posts

http://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh212/darkangel1010001/mark_mumford.jpg

Marcus Mumford. I love his pasty, slightly chubby englishness.

I love Marcus too :iloveyou:

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Posted by VeganRun on Apr 18, 2011 · Member since Nov 2009 · 2111 posts

DEMETRI MARTIN. This man could look like a shoe, but with that sense of humor I'd love him anyway.
http://www.celebrity-mania.com/images/photo/demetri_martin.jpg

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_UaLWp72nij4/TOSCz8koXUI/AAAAAAAAVjE/rRiyl-PIoBk/s400/demetri-martin.jpg

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Posted by quintess on Apr 18, 2011 · Member since Feb 2007 · 1036 posts

Ha! I love Demetri Martin...although he doesn't turn me on *that* way (maybe cuz I want YOU to have him, VeganRun, & I'm just being polite??). But have you seen "Demetri Martin. Person" ?? Or any of his stints on Flight of the Conchords? He's fab.

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Posted by ~treehugginghip... on Apr 19, 2011 · Member since Sep 2007 · 3036 posts

since this is my first time coming to this particular thread I will have to post a few of my faves. ^-^

If you are a facebook friend you already know about me and this sexy man.
Sully Erna
http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/_/34041071/Sully+Erna.jpg

Ville Valo
http://img233.imageshack.us/img233/29/villevalo91tl4.jpg

Michael Franti
http://www.opednews.com/populum/uploaded/michael-franti--musician--film-m-2604-20071112-73.jpg

I love natural man smells as well. I love colognes too but I love nuzzling my face into J's neck and just smelling him! :)>>>

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Posted by VeganRun on Apr 20, 2011 · Member since Nov 2009 · 2111 posts

Yes, I've seen him on FOTC. Keytar! I've been watching "Important Things" lately, but I haven't seen "Person" yet. As far as FOTC goes, I think Bret is cute, too!
http://the-hobbitmovie.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/bret-mckenzie.jpg

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Posted by quintess on Apr 20, 2011 · Member since Feb 2007 · 1036 posts

Michael Franti!
Bret! Affirmative. And I'm a bit of a Mel...I'd toss Jemaine in there too!

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Posted by nmpixie on Apr 20, 2011 · Member since Jan 2008 · 1243 posts

Bret! Affirmative. And I'm a bit of a Mel...I'd toss Jemaine in there too!

This

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Posted by VeganRun on Apr 21, 2011 · Member since Nov 2009 · 2111 posts

Bret! Affirmative. And I'm a bit of a Mel...I'd toss Jemaine in there too!

This

This again. I think that's why she might've been my favorite character.

I loved the hair gel episode. I actually thought Bret looked pretty smokin!
http://images.tvrage.com/screencaps/78/15415/779823.jpg

Those jeans are KILLING ME! DAYUM.

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Posted by erinmonster5 on Apr 21, 2011 · Member since Jan 2008 · 2870 posts

I was Mel for Halloween and Andy was Bret. No one wanted to be our Jermaine.

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Posted by quintess on Apr 21, 2011 · Member since Feb 2007 · 1036 posts

OMG, do you have pics, erinmonster? Must see u as Mel!! I love the one where she uses tools to get in the bathroom while Bret is in there, so as to tell him how inappropriate the other girls are being. Ha!

Yeah, I love these guys - I actually treated myself to the complete DVD (dubbed video dub) set for XMas.

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Posted by erinmonster5 on Apr 21, 2011 · Member since Jan 2008 · 2870 posts

I definitely have pictures of Andy as Bret, but I don't know if I have any of myself....I'll have to look. Everyone said I looked just like her too - and for those who didn't get our costumes, I was carrying a dvd around as reference.

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Posted by Sea_of_Green on Apr 24, 2011 · Member since Feb 2008 · 2515 posts

ewan mcgregor
http://www.filmsy.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/01/ewan-mcgregor-kurt-cobain-movie-1-17-07.jpg
swoon!

diane kruger
http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSrdrEyywIKGQH5Gp_hRdRWprN2SLosDUdogLwVJC_8J5c3gj_1Sw&t=1

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_R5WS6_kmmTI/Sg3TwXUwUbI/AAAAAAAATOo/nQ0C8XiUsAg/s400/DianeKrugerQuentinTarantino3.jpg

Emile hirsch
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_lLsdaCVk3Kk/Sjg705F65sI/AAAAAAAA6mU/h8f5fRVbC_M/s400/EmileHirsch04.jpg

http://images.digitalspy.co.uk/07/52/550x650_gsblog_emile_hirsch.jpg

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Posted by VeganRun on Apr 28, 2011 · Member since Nov 2009 · 2111 posts

Vincent Price. He wasn't the hottest guy in the whole world, but I love his work and he's just amazing anyway. Yesss. Horror boner.
http://www.saint.org/images/actors/vincent-price-1950_3x4.jpg http://www.saint.org/images/actors/price_3x4.jpg

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