Reasons to Get a LadyBoner

Posted by carrot_wench on Mar 04, 2011 · Member since Feb 2007 · 2080 posts

There are times when We ladies get so turned on (sexually and otherwise) that the only appropriate response is, "Damn, that totally gives me a ladyboner."

You know how it is.... You start to feel a little hot, Your heartbeat quickens and You can feel the pulse down below, and hell, maybe You're even getting wet.

If You had a penis, it'd be standing at attention.
or at least getting a little chubby.

Let's share Our reasons WHY.

Posted by carrot_wench on Mar 29, 2011 · Member since Feb 2007 · 2080 posts

I like that VH gets a ladyboner about dance stuff.

.....I never really got into that particular art form m'self, but I appreciate it in some ways.

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Posted by carrot_wench on Mar 29, 2011 · Member since Feb 2007 · 2080 posts

RTGLB:

http://www.sleazeroxx.com/rip/frankzappa1.jpg

Frank Mothafuckin' Zappa.

I think he might be the most physically attractive man who ever lived (a product of Italian, French, Greek, Arab and Sicilian heritage), and he was a goddamn genius.
His musical and lyric-writing abilities are a pretty obvious RTGLB. But it's also worth mentioning that his later political rants turn me the fuck ON, even if I don't agree with 100% of what he believed. Zappa was more conservative-libertarian than I tend to lean, but he had a lot of great things to say about free speech/censorship, education, child-rearing, among others. His autobiography was one of the best books I ever read.
He died in 1993, when there was a lot of crazy shit going on in the world to rant about (and he did). But I often wonder what he would say/write about the world NOW, if he were alive to see all this madness. At the very least, We'd have a lot more clever songs about pop culture insanity and the internet's massive spreading of stupidity.

Everyone should go watch "Baby Snakes" right the fuck now. It's amazing.

So is this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9856_xv8gc

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Posted by VeganRun on Mar 29, 2011 · Member since Nov 2009 · 2111 posts

I get a ladyboner smelling guys who have just worked out, when they smell sweaty and salty and I can smell their natural scent. It's a shame that people cover up their gorgeous natural scents with wretched shit like cologne and perfume. I get primally charged up when I smell a sweaty guy.

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Posted by ska1234 on Mar 29, 2011 · Member since Nov 2009 · 679 posts

I get primally charged up when I smell a sweaty guy.

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Posted by VeganRun on Apr 01, 2011 · Member since Nov 2009 · 2111 posts

http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/195347_32300163_4913374_n.jpg

This is Mark. That is all.

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Posted by taintedlove908 on Apr 01, 2011 · Member since Sep 2009 · 1060 posts

I totally thought of you yesterday when I was at the park with a sweaty boy. :)

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Posted by VeganRun on Apr 01, 2011 · Member since Nov 2009 · 2111 posts

I totally thought of you yesterday when I was at the park with a sweaty boy. :)

Did you pull him aside into the bushes and have your way with him? If not, for shame.

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Posted by carrot_wench on Apr 01, 2011 · Member since Feb 2007 · 2080 posts

http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/195347_32300163_4913374_n.jpg

This is Mark. That is all.

HOORAY FOR VERY SIMILAR TASTES

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Posted by taintedlove908 on Apr 01, 2011 · Member since Sep 2009 · 1060 posts

I totally thought of you yesterday when I was at the park with a sweaty boy. :)

Did you pull him aside into the bushes and have your way with him? If not, for shame.

;) Saved that for later.

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Posted by underSARAH on Apr 01, 2011 · Member since Jan 2008 · 6499 posts

Prestons shaved legs.

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Posted by xPIXIEx on Apr 01, 2011 · Member since Aug 2009 · 64 posts

Agree. I love the smell of my husband's sweatiness. MmMmmm, those natural scents are so nice.

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Posted by VeganRun on Apr 04, 2011 · Member since Nov 2009 · 2111 posts

http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/195347_32300163_4913374_n.jpg

This is Mark. That is all.

HOORAY FOR VERY SIMILAR TASTES

I was finding a similar thread between our boners (tee hee).

Mark recently shaved his face, and I was sad. He is threatening to cut his hair for the summer, and I have threatened a revolt.

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Posted by VeganRun on Apr 08, 2011 · Member since Nov 2009 · 2111 posts

SERJ TANKIAN
I've loved Serj for years and years, and he's aged so beautifully...increasingly hotter every moment. You know how on Friends they had the agreement that they could have 5 celebrities or whatever that they could sleep with, free pass? I only have one...
http://images.mylot.com/userImages/images/postphotos/2007460.jpg http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_YrcXxwINoDE/S8-AqLoykgI/AAAAAAAAAJI/DjdwDEjJvJ4/s1600/serj_tankian_system_down_lg.jpg http://images.fanpop.com/images/image_uploads/Serj-Tankian-serj-tankian-334460_500_746.jpg http://www.taylorguitars.com/guitars/limiteds/signature/serj/images/serjDetail1Full.jpg

DREAMY.

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Posted by VeganRun on Apr 11, 2011 · Member since Nov 2009 · 2111 posts

Yesterday, I was talking about Rob Zombie (see page 1) with Mark (see page 5).

Double boner.

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Posted by carrot_wench on Apr 11, 2011 · Member since Feb 2007 · 2080 posts

Yesterday, I was talking about Rob Zombie (see page 1) with Mark (see page 5).

Double boner.

Yea-Yuhhh. :D

Oh, and I forgot to mention earlier.... I am also turned the fuck on by sweaty man-stink.
James showers every day, but he still puts off a (fairly strong, in his family's opinion) funk of immense ladyboner quality.

The natural scent of people in general is something I adore.... in high school, I enjoyed certain colognes and deodorants on guys/girls, but now I think that shit is (for the most part) repulsive.

Give me natural pheromones over chemical scents any day.

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Posted by taintedlove908 on Apr 11, 2011 · Member since Sep 2009 · 1060 posts

Thinking about how great the sex will be when I return from my 2 week trip.

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Posted by carrot_wench on Apr 12, 2011 · Member since Feb 2007 · 2080 posts

*highfive* TL ;D

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Posted by taintedlove908 on Apr 12, 2011 · Member since Sep 2009 · 1060 posts

;)

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Posted by xPIXIEx on Apr 12, 2011 · Member since Aug 2009 · 64 posts

SERJ TANKIAN

I forgot about this guy! Very nice to look at. I remember watching his music videos when I was in high school and I always thought he was good looking.

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