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I like my cake like I like my men, (or women).......

I like cake like I like my men; big, dark, and rich

I like my tofu like I like my men; hunk-ey(as in big hunks of it,), spicy, and hot

I think these are funny, and when I'm driving I try to think of new ones, anyone else?

I like my women like I like my appliances: IN THE KITCHEN

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I like my men like I like my cars: IN THE GARAGE

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I like my women like I like my appliances: IN THE KITCHEN

Terrible! But very funny.

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I like my men like I like my surfboards: sturdy, hangin ten and a wild ride

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I like my men like I like my soy frappuccinos: venti, mocha flavored, and at happy hour

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I like my men like I like my soy frappuccinos: venti, mocha flavored, and at happy hour

No fair! I was just coming on to make a soy frappucino joke!

What she said. And speckled with vanilla bean.

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I like my men like I like my music: metal, hard and fast 8-)

I like my men like I like my dogs: quiet, house broken and able to walk on a leash.

I like my men like I like my tea: warm, comforting and tasty.

I like my men like I like my cookies: warm, gooey and delicious.

I like my men like I like my books: long, interesting and durable.

... I'll be here all week, lol

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I love gooey men!

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I like my men like I like my soy frappuccinos: venti, mocha flavored, and at happy hour

No fair! I was just coming on to make a soy frappucino joke!

What she said. And speckled with vanilla bean.

If only men were as good as Soy Frappucinos, I mean they're a close second...So sad happy hour is coming to an end :(

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I like my men like I like my coffee... HOT.

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I like my women like I like my roses: WILTED

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I like my women like I like my ice cream - on a stick.

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i like my men like i like my summer: long and hot

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I like my men like I like my soy frappuccinos: venti, mocha flavored, and at happy hour

No fair! I was just coming on to make a soy frappucino joke!

What she said. And speckled with vanilla bean.

So that's where freckles come from.

Yum.

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I like my men like I like my Kleen Kanteen: large, hard as steel and always full of something satisfying.

I like my women like I like my fried tofu: firm and soft at the same time and goes well with anything.

I like my women like I like my cats: purring.

I like my men like I like my cell phone: keeping me up all night with interesting things to do.

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the beginning of this thread made me think of this Malcom X quote:

"It’s just like when you’ve got some coffee that’s too black, which means it’s too strong. What do you do? You integrate it with cream, you make it weak. But if you pour too much cream in it, you won’t even know you ever had coffee. It used to be hot, it becomes cool. It used to be strong, it becomes weak. It used to wake you up, now it puts you to sleep."
"Message to the Grass Roots," speech, Nov. 1963, Detroit (published in Malcolm X Speaks, ch. 1, 1965).

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I love gooey men!

:-D

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I like my men like I like the rocks I climb: old, hard, and makes me grunt and sweaty.

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I like my men like I like the rocks I climb: old, hard, and makes me grunt and sweaty.

yes, "old!" awesome!

I like my summer like I like my men: Hot, Humid, and Long-Lasting

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I like my women like I like my TV: Mindless and easy to turn on and off.

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