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I like my cake like I like my men, (or women).......

I like cake like I like my men; big, dark, and rich

I like my tofu like I like my men; hunk-ey(as in big hunks of it,), spicy, and hot

I think these are funny, and when I'm driving I try to think of new ones, anyone else?

I like my men like I like my cheese. Vegan and hard.

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I like my men like I like my spices: in bulk and all over everything

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I like my men like I like my spices: in bulk and all over everything

hahaha ew!  that sounds disgusting!

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I like my men like I like my jeans: faded and ripped

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I like my men like I like my jeans: faded and ripped

Now my mind is on drug slang.

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I like my men like I like my bread:  toasted

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I like my women like I like my helium balloons:  high

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I like my men like I like my cars:  wrecked

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I like my women like I like my guns:  loaded

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I like my men like I like my rugs:  hooked

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I like my women like I like my guns:  loaded

lol

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I like my men like I like my rugs:  hooked

I like my men like I like my rugs: under my feet

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I like my women like I like my swamp...wet and dirty

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I like my men like I like my coconuts...hairy and sweet. 

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I like my women like I like like the women on VegWeb............like the women on VegWeb

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I like my men like I like my rugs:  hooked

I like my men like I like my rugs: under my feet

I like my men like I like my cork floors: renewable and fun to walk all over

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I like my women like I like like the women on VegWeb............like the women on VegWeb

;)b

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I like my men like I like my cocaine: up my nose in abundance

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I like my women like I like my vegan shrimp:  fishy

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ew, these are getting gross!

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I like my men like I like my cake: tie-dyed, indulgent and after every meal

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