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I like my cake like I like my men, (or women).......

I like cake like I like my men; big, dark, and rich

I like my tofu like I like my men; hunk-ey(as in big hunks of it,), spicy, and hot

I think these are funny, and when I'm driving I try to think of new ones, anyone else?

I like my men like I like my dogs: black, panting, and obsessed with licking

Yes please!

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I like my men like I like my bagels:  crunchy on the outside, chewy on the inside

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I like my men like I like my running: kind of slow, but very satisfying, and to completion

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I like my men like I like getting to the center my vegan-style tootsie pop: lick, lick, bite

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I like my men like I like my running: kind of slow, but very satisfying, and to completion

I like my men like I like my running: exhausting but satisfying

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I like my women like I like my raft:  inflatable

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I like my men like I like my vibrator:  without a voice, hates sports and doesn't care if i take a shower first

I always take a shower first!

Um.

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I like my men like I like my bagels:  crunchy on the outside, chewy on the inside

I like my men like I like my donuts: in a variety of flavors, with frosting all over, and even better in a hole

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I like my men like I like my bagels:  crunchy on the outside, chewy on the inside

I like my men like I like my donuts: in a variety of flavors, with frosting all over, and even better in a hole

I like my men like I like my toast: hearty, crunchy, and slathered in buttery spread

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I like my men like I like my yarn: without those stupid little fibers that get latched on my crochet hook

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I like my men like I like my storage boxes:  open and shut

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I like my men like I like my eye balls: blue and squishy

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I like my men like I like my salsa: puréed and with cilantro.

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I like my vasectomies like I like my balls, saggy and bald.

I totally did not mean to write this, but after I did it sounded so stupid and funny that I just left it.  ::)

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LOLing so hard at these last few.

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I like my men like I like my pasta: firm and sliding down my throat.

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I like my men like I like my burgers: fake and full of chickpeas

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I like my men like I like my calculators; compact, easy to use and programmable.

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I like my men like I like my blankies: long enough to have me covered

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I like my men like I like my bras: supportive, long-lasting and easy to wear.

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