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I like my cake like I like my men, (or women).......

I like cake like I like my men; big, dark, and rich

I like my tofu like I like my men; hunk-ey(as in big hunks of it,), spicy, and hot

I think these are funny, and when I'm driving I try to think of new ones, anyone else?

I think they're funnier when they don't make any sense. :(

FUCKING AGREED, SECONDED, HEAR HEARED, AND WHATNOT.

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I like my women like I like my records: WITH AT LEAST ONE HOLE IN THEM AND THEY DON'T MIND IT WHEN YOU PUT YOUR NEEDLE ON THEM TO MAKE THEM PLAY.

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I like my women like I like my curry: MAKIN' ME SWEAT

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I like my men like I like my Diet Coke: assaulting my insides and making me burp.

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I like women like I like my music: ANGRY, FAST, AND AGGRESSIVE

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I like women like I like my drinks: MIXED

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I like women like I like epicac: PUKIN' ALL OVER YOUR ASS

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ewwwwwwwwwwww, hairy

I like my men like I like my peaches: ripe, with cream, and maybe a little fuzz

oh yeah, hairy!

I like my men like I like my dogs: shaggy, wearing a leash, and eager to please

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I like women like I like my drinks: MIXED

This one is probably the best in the entire thread.

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I like my men like I like my refried beans:  roled up in a tortilla and covered in hot sauce

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I like my men like I like my rice: jasmine-scented

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I like my men like I like my forests....with wood

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I like my men like I like my hockey: grunting, with sticks and lasting for at least two hours

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I like my men like I like my veggies: fresh, firm, and drizzled in oil

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I like my men like I like my bread: baked  *

*None of mine have been accurate. Except maybe that baseball one.

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I like my women like I like my coffee......black and full of liqour

I like my women like I like my coffee....IRISH

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I like my women like I like my country: Modern, with some traditional influences

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I like my men like I like my freckles: brown and spotty

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I like my men like I like my forests....with wood

Yes!  Haha!

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I like my men like I like my vibrator:  without a voice, hates sports and doesn't care if i take a shower first

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