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I like my cake like I like my men, (or women).......

I like cake like I like my men; big, dark, and rich

I like my tofu like I like my men; hunk-ey(as in big hunks of it,), spicy, and hot

I think these are funny, and when I'm driving I try to think of new ones, anyone else?

these have me lol-ing to myself all day long, I don't know where to start with my favorites,nootch/popcorn,dog the "obsessed with licking" is great, so are the banana variations, I think my mind is going to permantely be thinking in terms of how I like my men.I am like the world's biggest perv at the grocery store....on that note...

I like my men like I like my margaritas: sweet, sour, on the rocks and with a salt rim

I like my men like i like my ice cream: satisfying, with nuts, and best enjoyed in bed

I like my men like I like my Tofurkey Sausages: 'nuff said

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I like my men like I like my video games: easy.

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You like women?

Sure, a fag needs his hags y'know.

HOLLA!!!

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I like my men like I like my coffee...full of whiskey and topped with whipped cream (vegan ;) whipped cream...well...I'm not vegan yet...so just whipped cream would be fine).

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I like my men like I like my MP3 player...I can turn them on and enjoy the sounds.

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I like my men like I like my stick-shift...responsive under the control of my right hand and my left foot. 

Okay!  Who's next?!

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I like my men like I like my lettuce: turgid.

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too dirty- my husband would be angered if I replied :evil laugh

lovin it so far though  :P

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I like my men like I like my Taco Bell, Cheap and Regrettable

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I like my men like I like my Taco Bell, Cheap and Regrettable

Literally laughed out loud. And keeping you up all night!

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I like my men like I like my onion rings: crisp, lightly browned, and juicy

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I like my women like I like my mashed potatoes: CHUNKY AND SMOTHERED IN GRAVY

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I like my men like I like MY mashed potatoes, skins on and lots of gravy!

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I like my men like I like my coconuts: refreshing, hairy and best enjoyed on the beach

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ewwwwwwwwwwww, hairy

I like my men like I like my peaches: ripe, with cream, and maybe a little fuzz

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i like my women like i like how in the hell has this thread gone on for 7 pages? 

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I like my men like I like my bras: supportive.

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I like my men like I like my quinoa: full of protein, nutty, and with those weird little thread things

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I like my men like I like my quinoa: full of protein, nutty, and with those weird little thread things

mmmm, yes,love the thready things

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I like my men like I like my Clif Bars: easy to access and vegan

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