I like my cake like I like my men, (or women).......
Posted by babysgotsauce on May 04, 2010 · Member since Apr 2008 · 1035 posts
I like cake like I like my men; big, dark, and rich
I like my tofu like I like my men; hunk-ey(as in big hunks of it,), spicy, and hot
I think these are funny, and when I'm driving I try to think of new ones, anyone else?
these have me lol-ing to myself all day long, I don't know where to start with my favorites,nootch/popcorn,dog the "obsessed with licking" is great, so are the banana variations, I think my mind is going to permantely be thinking in terms of how I like my men.I am like the world's biggest perv at the grocery store....on that note...
I like my men like I like my margaritas: sweet, sour, on the rocks and with a salt rim
I like my men like i like my ice cream: satisfying, with nuts, and best enjoyed in bed
I like my men like I like my Tofurkey Sausages: 'nuff said
I like my men like I like my video games: easy.
You like women?
Sure, a fag needs his hags y'know.
HOLLA!!!
I like my men like I like my coffee...full of whiskey and topped with whipped cream (vegan ;) whipped cream...well...I'm not vegan yet...so just whipped cream would be fine).
I like my men like I like my MP3 player...I can turn them on and enjoy the sounds.
I like my men like I like my stick-shift...responsive under the control of my right hand and my left foot.
Okay! Who's next?!
I like my men like I like my lettuce: turgid.
too dirty- my husband would be angered if I replied :evil laugh
lovin it so far though :P
I like my men like I like my Taco Bell, Cheap and Regrettable
I like my men like I like my Taco Bell, Cheap and Regrettable
Literally laughed out loud. And keeping you up all night!
I like my men like I like my onion rings: crisp, lightly browned, and juicy
I like my women like I like my mashed potatoes: CHUNKY AND SMOTHERED IN GRAVY
I like my men like I like MY mashed potatoes, skins on and lots of gravy!
I like my men like I like my coconuts: refreshing, hairy and best enjoyed on the beach
ewwwwwwwwwwww, hairy
I like my men like I like my peaches: ripe, with cream, and maybe a little fuzz
i like my women like i like how in the hell has this thread gone on for 7 pages?
I like my men like I like my bras: supportive.
I like my men like I like my quinoa: full of protein, nutty, and with those weird little thread things
I like my men like I like my quinoa: full of protein, nutty, and with those weird little thread things
mmmm, yes,love the thready things
I like my men like I like my Clif Bars: easy to access and vegan
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