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I like my cake like I like my men, (or women).......

I like cake like I like my men; big, dark, and rich

I like my tofu like I like my men; hunk-ey(as in big hunks of it,), spicy, and hot

I think these are funny, and when I'm driving I try to think of new ones, anyone else?

I like my men like I like my pasta; al dente

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I like my men like I like my cake...coming in cups.

good one, courth!

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I like my men like I like my vegweb:  slow, but thorough.

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I like my men like I like my pasta; al dente

LOL'd at this one

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I like my men like I like my day-old soup: REHEATED

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I like my men like I like my movies: IN A FOREIGN LANGUAGE

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I like my men like I like my nooch: a little salty, a little cheesy, and all over popcorn.

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I like my women like I like my tobasco, hot and saucy.

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I like my men like I like my computer mouse, with buttons to press.

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I like my men like I like a flutist: with flexible lips and tongue.

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I like my men like I like my books:  complicated, interesting and keeps me up all night

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I like my men like I like my dogs: black, panting, and obsessed with licking

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I like men like I like my cat, sweet, fluffy and on all fours

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I like my men like I like my baklava: NOT IN LUBI'S MOUTH

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I like my men like I like my bananas: YOUNG, RIPE AND FIRM

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I like my men like I like my bananas: Old, Spotted, and Mushy

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I like my men like I like my oranges: PEELED

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Wow I love this. I just laughed a whole lot.

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I like my men like I like my baseball: hot, rowdy, and tied up

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I like my women like I like my porn: hot, lesbian, and where my boyfriend can't find it. 

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