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I like my cake like I like my men, (or women).......

I like cake like I like my men; big, dark, and rich

I like my tofu like I like my men; hunk-ey(as in big hunks of it,), spicy, and hot

I think these are funny, and when I'm driving I try to think of new ones, anyone else?

I like my women like I like my donuts: HOT, GREASY AND COVERED IN SUGAR

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I like my women like I like my brussell sprouts: I DON'T LIKE BRUSSELL SPROUTS

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I like my cake like I like my women: NOT FAT

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I like my men like cake, sweet and (apparently) fluffy.

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I like my men like I like my rolled oats:  soft, then firm.  (too much?)

or

I like my men like I used to like my steak, rare and bloody

Ew.  Wait.  What?

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haha!

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this thread is the best ever. i just loled so much. now i've all of a sudden made myself really sad i'm not going to be on vw for a month.

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where will you be?

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I think this thread is even more hilarious because we know what your man looks like now!  ;)

still workin on the rich part :)

SecondBase you are hilarious! The 18 year old one can't be beat!

Okay I like my men like I like my sandwhiches, stacked and thick!

I like my men like I like my peanut butter, thick and crunchy!

I like my men like I like my sundaes, sweet, covered in chocolate, and with a big banana

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I like my men like I like my rolled oats:  soft, then firm.  (too much?)

or

I like my men like I used to like my steak, rare and bloody

Ew.  Wait.  What?

ah hahahahaha

I like my men like I like my rice; cajun, spicy, and dirty

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I like my men like I like my sundaes, sweet, covered in chocolate, and with a big banana

;D

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I like my women like I like my reality tv: TRASHY

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You like women?

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You like women?

Sure, a fag needs his hags y'know.

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I like my men like I like my FYH Cheddar; nasty, sick, raunchy, and wrong

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I like my men like I like my mexican food: GAS INDUCING

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I like my men like I like my indian food, poop inducing

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I like my men like I like my cake...coming in cups.

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I like my men like I like my knives: SILVER AND SHARP

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I like my men like I like my leftovers: IN A TUPPERWEAR CONTAINER

this thread is awesome.  I especially like this one ^^

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